2024 State of the Union, 8p central, 3/7

[Gil Bang 25,957]

3 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

But seriously, who here thinks they didn’t give an 80 yo man something to pep him up for big speaking event at 9pm? dude should be in bed. 
 

have none of yall taken stimulants? Makes you a little jumpy. Might jump down somebody’s throat that you didn’t mean to

[Michael Knight 12,977]

guy on cnn complaining the speech was too loud

[Bullneck 19,090]

[mchookem 16,335]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

guy on cnn complaining the speech was too loud

and too grouchy lol

'he was so mean!'

[David Dennison 18,860]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

guy on cnn complaining the speech was too loud

If that's all they can come up with, Joe Biden knocked it out of the park.

[Biff Tannen 45,684]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

guy on cnn complaining the speech was too loud

[atomheartbevo 89,665]

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Meanwhile we have actual reporting and documentation that the Trump White House was more drugged up from the personal pharmacy than spring break in Bangkok. 

 

Tell me you never spent a spring break in Bangkok without telling me you’ve never spent a spring break in Bangkok.

[hayden_horn 11,362]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

guy on cnn complaining the speech was too loud

lol yeah. 

biden killed it and that's where he's at his best - fighting and jabbing. call me old and infirm at your peril he said I'll come for your entire fucking family

[atomheartbevo 89,665]

14 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Ok that was a good speech. You can tell by how our resident magats are squirming 

I could tell by how many of the Republicans in the chamber were stone-faced.  They were all pissed off, and I’d bet most of them were thinking the same thing - they hate that Trump is going to lose again.

[Smax 3,800]

9 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Dumb Af. 
 

FIFY

[Bullneck 19,090]

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

ONCE AGAIN EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.  

ALLCAPS ALLCAPS ALLCAPS 

[Biff Tannen 45,684]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

lol yeah. 

biden killed it and that's where he's at his best - fighting and jabbing. call me old and infirm at your peril he said I'll come for your entire fucking family

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Tell me you never spent a spring break in Bangkok without telling me you’ve never spent a spring break in Bangkok.

I heard and abided by the warning about even one night in Bangkok 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I could tell by how many of the Republicans in the chamber were stone-faced.  They were all pissed off, and I’d bet most of them were thinking the same thing - they hate that Trump is going to lose again.

oh yeah remember when mitch mcconnell rebooted on live television? 

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

W?  Probably Clinton too. 

Don Jr. never lets one leave his sight. 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

is this bitch ai generated?

[hayden_horn 11,362]

wow this is an interesting choice for rebuttal

[Bullneck 19,090]

Holy shit Katie Britt is narrating a Hallmark movie or something.

[PhillyD 1,257]

She's a rising star?  Seriously?

[NAVY 6,740]

You know Gaetz  was sitting next to Boebert hoping for a handy 

[Stunns38 3,460]

ASMR voice there

[Hmbre97 6,308]

did she say her kids name is Ridgeway?

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,833]

I don't like this breathy bitch.

I'd like to face her around her kitchen table though.

[Stilicho 1,397]

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

Ow! My ears! Can’t listen to this Britt bitch. Did she once compete for Miss Teen Alabama?

[Chico_SA 521]

Yikes!

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,833]

Wait.  Who's Wesley?

[Michael Knight 12,977]

"many nights this is where we fuck"

[hayden_horn 11,362]

lol. wesley and i are worried in our huge fucking kitchen

[mchookem 16,335]

Bennet and Ridgeway? 

 

[Foosters 17,856]

Is this an SNL skit?

[NAVY 6,740]

What is this shit? 

[Chico_SA 521]

Reminded that I need to have some tough conversations around the table tomorrow.

[Hmbre97 6,308]

Does her daughter not getting to live their american dream include not being able to get an abortion and giving birth to a rapist' baby?

[tx 3 putt 76,957]

Katie Britt seems pretty worried about her kids in alabama, does she have black kids ?

[Chico_SA 521]

Smile to frown!

[George 492]

Uh care to give a specific example here?

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,833]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Demoncrats hate the border! 

and I am Miss South Carolina! 

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

She's like a horrible soap opera actress

[hayden_horn 11,362]

holy fucking shit what the hell is this rich white lady talking about?

republicans...yall are forfeiting decades of influence for an orange shitgibbon

this border crisis has me worried af in my huge kitchen in austin myself for sure

[WhatTheBuck 28,781]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Tell me you never spent a spring break in Bangkok without telling me you’ve never spent a spring break in Bangkok.

I’ve never spent a spring break in Bangkok.

Damnit. I fucked that up. 

[Bullneck 19,090]

She must have missed the part that the Senate has an immigration bill. Good thing she's not in the Senate.

[tx ind 7,013]

[Chico_SA 521]

Holy cow

[Hmbre97 6,308]

and your party wants to send her back to mexico to keep getting raped. Your point?

[Stunns38 3,460]

She is not ready for this. Her nerves are jumping out of her. Her Fear-mongering is terrible.

[Michael Knight 12,977]

"she had been sex trafficked since the age of 12 so I told that little slut to go back to mexico"

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,833]

OK, she's freaking me out.