2024 State of the Union, 8p central, 3/7

[4th&Five 41461]

[HenryJames 65890]

21 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just watched a little of that rebuttal. Holy shit. That's amazing. I'd recommend the first minute and then skip to around 8:30 and watch for a minute. 

Edit: Around 11:30 gets good too. Smiling and laughing about Tik-Tok, straight into unbridled anger. 
 

 

[Red Five 40666]

Biden: "Here's what I've done, and here's what I want to do and how I am going to do it."

Response from Britt: "I mean, geez... ok, like, what? Joe.... Biden..... Joe! Ok haha well sure ok? Bye" 

['stache 21777]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Biden: "Here's what I've done, and here's what I want to do and how I am going to do it."

Response from Britt: "I mean, geez... ok, like, what? Joe.... Biden..... Joe! Ok haha well sure ok? Bye" 

Ugh, NPR is annoying, they find the stupidest people to follow and interview on this stuff. His speech was exactly that. The interviewee’s comment was essentially “I don’t feel like I learned much from him tonight, he’s just a nice guy.” Let’s just fire all our nukes and let humanity start over.

[Underdog 28457]

39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If SNL fucks up that skit up they should just cancel it. 

Someone should tweet Congrats for passing the snl audition to her.

[6th Street 6357]

 

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4670]

59 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

I felt like Vice President Britt did a pretty good job.  She “gets” it.

Oh, she would get it alright. 

[crash_davis 23084]

SIAP. Asshat from Texas' 22nd Congressional District. These fucksticks cannot help themselves. 

[speed817 19116]

 

[Js1 85117]

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP. Asshat from Texas' 22nd Congressional District. These fucksticks cannot help themselves. 

Midwest carpet bagger 

But more importantly, the guy below him. Wtf 

[South Austin 52154]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

But more importantly, the guy below him. Wtf 

That's Chip Brown.

[Dnaguy 11777]

11 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

But seriously, who here thinks they didn’t give an 80 yo man something to pep him up for big speaking event at 9pm? dude should be in bed. 
 

have none of yall taken stimulants? Makes you a little jumpy. Might jump down somebody’s throat that you didn’t mean to

 

10 hours ago, aggie08 said:

So "it was too good, he must have been in drugs" is what the shit-for-brains are going with, huh? Odd choice, but who am I to conspiracy shame.

Hunter brought the party pack of the yayo and whores to start the evening off right for his dad.

Say what you will about his taxes, the dude knows how to get amped up and give off that BDE. 

I also imagine he was so high on blow that he gave his dad the Herb Brooks pregame speech from Miracle…..

 

 

 

Edited March 8 by Dnaguy

[SydneyCarton 47889]

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP. Asshat from Texas' 22nd Congressional District. These fucksticks cannot help themselves. 

The "law and order," former sheriff, who was once fired from a law enforcement job for destroying evidence. 

[HenryJames 65890]

12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP. Asshat from Texas' 22nd Congressional District. These fucksticks cannot help themselves. 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 8 by HenryJames

[Red Five 40666]

I love those "never surrender" shirts. It's a picture of Dotard surrendering.

[crash_davis 23084]

Just now, HenryJames said:

And yet the dumb motherfuckers voted him into Congress. Half of this country is filled with certifiable idiots. 

[SydneyCarton 47889]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

And yet the dumb motherfuckers voted him into Congress. Half of this country is filled with certifiable idiots. 

I beleive his specific district is a real motherfucker of a draw.



They drew in Sugarland, which is very diverse, and dilluted it down with Katy and just straight up rural areas. I think it cross 3 different counties. It's infuriating.

[South Austin 52154]

Many square miles of dumb.

[Js1 85117]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I beleive his specific district is a real motherfucker of a draw.



They drew in Sugarland, which is very diverse, and dilluted it down with Katy and just straight up rural areas. I think it cross 3 different counties. It's infuriating.

Yep. They get elected because the gerrymander ensures the morons outvote the educated diverse people. 

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

1 hour ago, Stilicho said:

The right-wing crowd is confused when there’s a consensus of rational people independently making the same observation of events happening in real time and not waiting for their thought leaders to provide them with the opinions they’re supposed to promote after-the-fact as if they’re their own.

Everyone watched Biden hit the ball out of the park. We, the impartial umpires, actually calling balls and strikes, called it as we saw it. The people who already had their minds made up beforehand that Joe Biden is old and incompetent and “senile,” (you too, JS1?) couldn’t process that reality. So surely they couldn’t have been wrong. There must be other forces at work. Joe must have been drugged or the rational observation of normal, thinking people must be the result of some sort of nefarious ‘groupthink.’

It’s what happens when you make a habit of letting others tell you what to think. You can’t comprehend when others think for themselves. ‘How do they do that? It must be an “echo chamber!” (because my thought leaders tell me that’s what it is and heaven forbid I should ever consider the possibility that my assumptions were wrong.’

[Js1 85117]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

The people who already had their minds made up beforehand that Joe Biden is old and incompetent and “senile,” (you too, JS1?)

I hope you don’t think I think that? I just know what the talking points would be prior to the speech. But I didn’t have “sleepy senile Joe had TOO MUCH energy” on my bingo card. That was a surprise square 

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I beleive his specific district is a real motherfucker of a draw.



They drew in Sugarland, which is very diverse, and dilluted it down with Katy and just straight up rural areas. I think it cross 3 different counties. It's infuriating.

Slight correction: They drew in the *white* parts of Sugar Land.  That really precise cutout in the north-northeast part of the map is where all the diversity lives.

He's my rep.  I hate it here.  The part of Katy where I live is actually very demographically similar (and geographically close!) to the part of Sugar Land that they omitted, yet we are grouped with fucking Needville and El Campo.

[Brisketexan 104636]

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Real Robert Tilton vibe from her, all that's missing are fart noises. 

ooooh......go on......

2 hours ago, troph said:

10% chance Dad wants to cruise for guys but instead relies on incognito browsing to watch two guys suck each other off while the mom is in DC.

10%?  Dude.

I'm becoming more and more convinced that a good 1/3 of the anger/rage in the MAGA crowd is due to pent-up sexual frustration.

[Eastwood 4394]

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Slight correction: They drew in the *white* parts of Sugar Land.  That really precise cutout in the north-northeast part of the map is where all the diversity lives.

He's my rep.  I hate it here.  The part of Katy where I live is actually very demographically similar (and geographically close!) to the part of Sugar Land that they omitted, yet we are grouped with fucking Needville and El Campo.

Don’t forget Wharton. And Boling. And East Bernard. And (rural area filled with olds). 

[TexasEd 8064]

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I beleive his specific district is a real motherfucker of a draw.



They drew in Sugarland, which is very diverse, and dilluted it down with Katy and just straight up rural areas. I think it cross 3 different counties. It's infuriating.

 

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep. They get elected because the gerrymander ensures the morons outvote the educated diverse people. 

My Rep is not as bad - He actually support aid for Ukraine but didn't vote to impeach Trump for insurrection.  It's maddening and the worst part is I live in Travis County and I'm stuck with a guy that represents College Station.  Look at the Gerrymander on 10.  If I contact them they probably have a filter based on Zip Code to just ignore us. (Yes, there is a tiny sliver of green connecting the two sides.)

I think they also split Williamson between 31 Georgetown and Round Rock 17.  If we were all together there would be another D from Texas.

 

 

Edited March 8 by TexasEd

[Bozo_Casanova 26290]

You’re welcome

 

[SydneyCarton 47889]

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Slight correction: They drew in the *white* parts of Sugar Land.  That really precise cutout in the north-northeast part of the map is where all the diversity lives.

He's my rep.  I hate it here.  The part of Katy where I live is actually very demographically similar (and geographically close!) to the part of Sugar Land that they omitted, yet we are grouped with fucking Needville and El Campo.

You need to move a few blocks over and get in that House District 7 action. 

 

 

Edited March 8 by SydneyCarton

[Bozo_Casanova 26290]

When you’ve lost Catturd…

 

[Brisketexan 104636]

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You’re welcome

 

Does nobody do political porn parodies?  Because someone should do political porn parodies.  Because....I'm interested....

I mean, except the ones of Lauren Boebert.  Those wouldn't need to be parodies, they could just be documentaries.  Starring Boebert.  As herself.

[SydneyCarton 47889]

8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

My Rep is not as bad - He actually support aid for Ukraine but didn't vote to impeach Trump for insurrection.  It's maddening and the worst part is I live in Travis County and I'm stuck with a guy that represents College Station.  Look at the Gerrymander on 10.  If I contact them they probably have a filter based on Zip Code to just ignore us. (Yes, there is a tiny sliver of green connecting the two sides.)

If we were in 31 with Round Rock there would be another D from Texas.

 

 

Gotta love the 100 yard line connecting things. That happens in multiple spots in Texas, it's so infuriating.

 

So dumb. 

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You need to move a few blocks over and get in that House District 7 action. 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76414]

Im calling deep state sleeper agent gave her some last minute ‘coaching’ ….

 

 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2799]

Just checked in to see if someone had posted a secret cache of Katie Britt undergrad photos.

Disappointed.

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[Goredho 17349]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Just watched a little of that rebuttal. Holy shit. That's amazing. I'd recommend the first minute and then skip to around 8:30 and watch for a minute. 

Edit: Around 11:30 gets good too. Smiling and laughing about Tik-Tok, straight into unbridled anger. 
 

 

That is a horrific performance.  She probably sucks at faking orgasms.  Would not bang.

(Yes I would)

[UTCzech III 2901]

24 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Don’t forget Wharton. And Boling. And East Bernard. And (rural area filled with olds). 

That's my kin folk, watch it!  (Most are pretty old and um..  their best friend is a Meskin, see, no racist...)

[tx 3 putt 76414]

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

That is a horrific performance.  She probably sucks at faking orgasms.  Would not bang.

(Yes I would)

bama cheer outfit and then hell yes !!!

 

@Bama Chick we need you !!!!

[Brisketexan 104636]

26 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Don’t forget Wharton. And Boling. And East Bernard. And (rural area filled with olds). 

Mmmmmmm.....Vincek's.

[Goredho 17349]

Finished the whole Katie Britt thing.  My reaction:

 

[LCHorn 2585]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP. Asshat from Texas' 22nd Congressional District. These fucksticks cannot help themselves. 

This asshole in particular raises my blood pressure.  His district SHOULD be competitive enough it at least sends someone somewhat moderate. 

[Red Five 40666]

Even getting past her absurd delivery of that speech, there wasn't really anything of substance in there. Just a whole lot of "Joe Biden is murdering your children". 

I mean it's a party without a platform except total allegiance to a lifelong NY democrat, so I guess what should we expect. 

[Eastwood 4394]

7 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

That's my kin folk, watch it!  (Most are pretty old and um..  their best friend is a Meskin, see, no racist...)

Your kin and my kin are neighbors, then. Very aware of the mindset out there. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21068]

15 minutes ago, Goredho said:

That is a horrific performance.  She probably sucks at faking orgasms.  Would not bang.

(Yes I would)

[pyrohornIII 4809]

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

That kitchen looks like a set.

Also, the metaphorical choice of putting a woman back in the kitchen at a time when the GOP is doing everything in their power to give women a reason not to vote GOP was a nice touch.  Just outstanding all around subliminal messaging there, folks.

Somewhere, there's some GOP operatives high fiving each other (awkwardly, I presume) over the choices they made for this.

 

 

 

 

Surprised they didn't make her barefoot and pregnant.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Normal person’s kitchen, imo.

The idea they had to add this is From Earth, like they are part of some sophisticated Conehead infiltration, sending a pic back home.

[Js1 85117]

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

That kitchen looks like a set.

 

0.0% chance that kitchen has ever been used, at least by a white woman. 

Katie Britt:

Edited March 8 by Js1

[Marcusshelton 86]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

 

 

This should be the new “Watch out, we got a badass over here”. 

[mdmost 42866]

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Even getting past her absurd delivery of that speech, there wasn't really anything of substance in there. Just a whole lot of "Joe Biden is murdering your children". 

I mean it's a party without a platform except total allegiance to a lifelong NY democrat, so I guess what should we expect. 

Oh they have a platform, it's the platform of airing white grievances over a changing world. 

[6th Street 6357]

They would have been better off going with former Titan WR Kenny Britt

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

51 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

My Rep is not as bad - He actually support aid for Ukraine but didn't vote to impeach Trump for insurrection.  It's maddening and the worst part is I live in Travis County and I'm stuck with a guy that represents College Station.  Look at the Gerrymander on 10.  If I contact them they probably have a filter based on Zip Code to just ignore us. (Yes, there is a tiny sliver of green connecting the two sides.)

I think they also split Williamson between 31 Georgetown and Round Rock 17.  If we were all together there would be another D from Texas.

 

 

I'm your neighbor in 31. The latest redistricting saw them move 31 several MILES west and split WilCo, like you said. We were 1-2 more cycles from flipping 31, so they split it up, "packed" the dark blue areas into the new Austin district, and bought themselves another 3-4 cycles of uncompetitive races in 31 and 17

[Brisketexan 104636]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh they have a platform, it's the platform of airing white grievances over a changing world. 

I mean.....that's really all it is, isn't it.  Every.  Single.  Fucking.  Thing.  Look at the "position," and ask "can I put this in the 'white grievances over a changing world' box over there?"  The answer is yes.  100% of the time, the answer is yes.

These fucking people.