2024 State of the Union, 8p central, 3/7

[Beantown Express 2.0 6555]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

If his speechwriting team doesn't have him prepped with a handful of brutal responses to MTG heckling, they aren't doing their jobs.

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

[DixonHur 11228]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've got cocktails ready to go on the ledge; would you like a Necromancer, a Corpse Reviver #2, an Undertaker, or a Suffering Bastard? (the first two are my faves of the four).

Can I get a Mind Eraser instead?

[Biff Tannen 45499]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I've got cocktails ready to go on the ledge; would you like a Necromancer, a Corpse Reviver #2, an Undertaker, or a Suffering Bastard? (the first two are my faves of the four).

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

[DixonHur 11228]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

I'd suggest "boo", but I don't want to get that drunk

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

I have never watched a State of the Union speech.  That being said, I am going to be watching this thread while having sushi, so keep me updated!

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Built like an improper fraction.

 

[atomheartbevo 89450]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If his speechwriting team doesn't have him prepped with a handful of brutal responses to MTG heckling, they aren't doing their jobs.

The fact that Johnson told her and the other Rs to keep a lid on things means she will absolutely go apeshit.

[High Plains Drifter 10978]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The fact that Johnson told her and the other Rs to keep a lid on things means she will absolutely go apeshit.

 

from where are we getting this info?

 

[Pancho 44487]

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

This….this sounds exactly like something Biden would say with or without a bourbon.

[SydneyCarton 47885]

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Exactly.  First time she pipes up he should just say, “listen lady, I don’t come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth so would you shut the fuck up so I can do my job and finish this speech I’m giving for the American people”.

The correct answer is “Hey lady, this isn’t a performance of Beatlejuice. If you’re capable, maybe show some respect for the office, even if you don’t respect me.”

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

who wins, the prude or sex-positive Mimi?

Edited March 8 by TheStoicPaisano

[safe sex 11684]

Wee-ow that man is uncomfies next to a woman

[Underdog 28457]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Save it for harassing school shooting survivors." 

" why don't you fuck off" 

[safe sex 11684]

I'm going to say something nice about Lauren Boebert for the first time in my life, and that's that her dress is p cute. Well, I guess that was really about the clothes tho and not the evil bitch inside of them. 

Edited March 8 by safe sex
Oof, mobile typing

[Wally Fairway 5524]

What is the drinking game tonight?

Each over mention of Trump? Trashing Republicans not passing legislation? Everytime he stumbles on spending English?

[bolverk 29405]

42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Built like an improper fraction.

 

WTF is this disgraced and expelled congressman doing on the House floor?

Edited March 8 by bolverk
forgot to paste the screenshot

[atomheartbevo 89450]

31 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

from where are we getting this info?

CNN and others, and apparently he’s said it publicly

[Biff Tannen 45499]

8 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Everytime he stumbles on spending English?

Well you’ve clearly gotten a head start. 

[Wally Fairway 5524]

George Fucking Santos is in the house, that is a big middle finger to this whole session

[Wally Fairway 5524]

Is the motorcade lost?

[Walser 1107]

Gaetz and Boebert sitting together

[mdmost 42865]

Take a shot every time the Republicans interrupt him or make a comment out loud. 

[Stilicho 1397]

4 minutes ago, Walser said:

Gaetz and Boebert sitting together

STD constituency is covered.

[mdmost 42865]

Is everyone wearing their best American flag or ribbon lapel pin?

[Art Vandelay 1710]

Unbelievable that Santos is even allowed in the building.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

Just now, mdmost said:

Is everyone wearing their best American flag or ribbon lapel pin?

Or AR-15 pin?

[immamac 42521]

This is quite ridiculous and a clown show. 

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

43 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I'm going to say something nice about Lauren Boebert for the first time in my life, and that's that her dress is p cute. Wee, I guess that was really eally about the clothes tho and not the evil bitch inside of them. 

Lipstick on a pig. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

[Radical Larry 28529]

Gaetz and Boebert sitting together

She’s too old for him.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Santos is there apparently that all House ex members have rights to be there, but wouldn't hundreds of living ex Congressmen be eligible for a limited seats, so how did Santos get it?

[Earl Haffler 584]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of, do we have a drinking bingo board for tonight?

right here my cracka

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Mike Johnson might be the weirdest motherfucker in politics. Or America 

[Walser 1107]

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

Pretty sure he needs an immediate atomic wedgie

[Blotto 23434]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is quite ridiculous and a clown show. 

ya dont say.....

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

 

[mdmost 42865]

Hurry this shit up. Make it like a basketball starting lineup and get to your seats. 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

2 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

right here my cracka

 

I’d prefer one from a non-white supremacy site. Thanks. 

[Earl Haffler 584]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I’d prefer one from a non-white supremacy site. Thanks. 

Well, I'm sure Mother Jones has one.

[Willfully Horn 7916]

“You think of him as short; but he’s not.”

-Maddow, on Garland

Edited March 8 by Willfully Horn

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Mike Johnson might be the weirdest motherfucker in politics. Or America 

do you live in Texas?

[immamac 42521]

I don’t remember the state of the union ever being hyped up like this. So much decorum talk etc. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

20 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Is the motorcade lost?

 

[mdmost 42865]

Who's giving the Republican response?

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Who's giving the Republican response?

Fox News

[cabowabo 4453]

Dude is a walking cadaver.

[TexArcher 37522]

C'mon, Joe.  We need a good one tonight.

[Willfully Horn 7916]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Who's giving the Republican response?

Youngest woman ever elected Senator. Name’s Britt, and she’s from Alabama.

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

Lulz. Imagine if Biden walked in with his hair dyed jet black. Or his hair dyed golden yellow and wearing orange pancake makeup. 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Dude is a walking cadaver.

I know Grassley is up there in age, but that's a little rough man.

[mdmost 42865]

Just now, Willfully Horn said:

Youngest woman ever elected Senator. Name’s Britt, and she’s from Alabama.

Are her frozen embryos able to attend?