2024 State of the Union, 8p central, 3/7

[Ted Lange 16053]

 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

Just now, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

Yep.  Sorry man.  You chose poorly.

[immamac 42521]

YOU CANT LOVE YOUR COUNTRY ONLY WHEN YOU WIN

[tx 3 putt 76403]

Just now, immamac said:

YOU CANT LOVE YOUR COUNTRY ONLY WHEN YOU WIN

 

words to fucking live by 

[Walser 1107]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

You can go now.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Just now, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

[SydneyCarton 47885]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The gravest threat to demoxraxy since the Civil War? Good lord...

 Biden: “political violence has no place in America.”

-Entire Republican Party refuses to stand up and cheer. 
 

Get fucked loser. 

[TexArcher 37520]

Just now, immamac said:

YOU CANT LOVE YOUR COUNTRY ONLY WHEN YOU WIN

If the Dems have any sense at all, this will be available on a t-shirt in about three minutes.

[atomheartbevo 89450]

Dragging Texas into this. Fuck Abbott.

[tx 3 putt 76403]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Dragging Texas into this. Fuck Abbott.

 

indeed 

[cabowabo 4453]

He can't even say the word abortion.

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The immediate repeat of his point is something I don't enjoy that he does other than when it makes me chuckle to repeat it very, very slowly. 

Seth Meyers does a great Biden impression, it’s always the slow, quiet, breathy Biden. It’s funny. 

[mchookem 16225]

oh shit KATE COX IS THERE

[Willfully Horn 7916]

“There’s no place for politically based violence.”

- Biden

 

Republicans sit on their asses.

 

[Bullneck 18987]

Justice Roberts

[atomheartbevo 89450]

Johnson is a man who has shit his pants and doesn’t want to move.  

[WhatTheBuck 28713]

Just now, cabowabo said:

He can't even say the word abortion.

Trump can’t say United States. 

[mchookem 16225]

oh hell yes

[mdmost 42865]

He needs to throw down the gauntlet and say we need to codify IVF treatments and birth control. 

[Snake Diggity 4614]

If Mike Johnson’s mouth opened and a bunch of shit flew out of it Green Mile style, I wouldn’t be surprised one tiny bit.

[speed817 19115]

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

That can't be Joe that is speaking......he must be in bed tweeting this!!!!

[jdhorn92 1538]

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

[Dnaguy 11777]

Someone yelled Liar?

Keep classy Republicans.

Basket of deplorables.

[TexArcher 37520]

Who yelled?

[mdmost 42865]

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

[immamac 42521]

TURNING SET BACK INTO COME BACK THATS WHAT AMERICA DOES

[Biff Tannen 45499]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Someone yelled Liar?

Keep classy Republicans.

Basket of deplorables.

Hasn't that been their thing since Obama?

[Ted Lange 16053]

Trump getting absolutely roasted.  This is fantastic.   Trump is gonna have an aneurysm rage tweeting  on his fake gold shitter. 

[hookemATL 11611]

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

OMFG HE JUST TOOK HIS DICK OUT AND HUNG DONG. 

[cabowabo 4453]

Who yelled?

Probably that clown Matt Gaetz

[Biff Tannen 45499]

Just now, immamac said:

TURNING SET BACK INTO COME BACK THATS WHAT AMERICA DOES

Imma is stuck on all caps again.  Someone help him.

[Walser 1107]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

Smug little shit

[Dnaguy 11777]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

 

But furtive chimp....

So you know he's thinking hard

[mdmost 42865]

I would say take a shot everytime Joe immediately repeats his last sentence but your ass is done in 10 minutes. 

[Bullneck 18987]

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

Biden came out swinging, has his opponent on the ropes and the ref can't pull him off.  

[atomheartbevo 89450]

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

If Mike Johnson’s mouth opened and a bunch of shit flew out of it Green Mile style, I wouldn’t be surprised one tiny bit.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Johnson looks like a chimp wearing glasses

Mike Johnson right now:

[tx 3 putt 76403]

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Trump getting absolutely roasted.  This is fantastic.   Trump is gonna have an aneurysm rage tweeting  on his fake gold shitter. 

 

he's too busy shitting his pants 

[immamac 42521]

We are exporting American products and creating American jobs. Right here in America where they belong. 

MADE WITH AMERICAN PRODUCTS BUILT BY AMERICAN WORKERS

[TexArcher 37520]

Did Johnson just roll his eyes at the inflation comment?

Bro, you believe in creationism.  Don't even pretend to understand macroeconomics.

[Dnaguy 11777]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's too busy shitting his pants 

 

I'm pretty sure he's now on to pissing down his leg.

 

[mdmost 42865]

Dragged their fucking asses on stealing credit when voting against the money

[jw4381 3063]

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is quite ridiculous and a clown show. 

 

36 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Pretty sure the tie is upside down.

You don't say.

[Bullneck 18987]

Holy fuck, calling out the congressmen who voted against spending money but claiming it.

[Snake Diggity 4614]

Missed opportunity to say “there’s a crummy hotel chain with my predecessor’s name on it, if you go into the gift shop, ALL the SHIT in there with his name on it was made in China…or as he says GGGJJJGJGJGJGYNA.”

[Dnaguy 11777]

Pete!

[atomheartbevo 89450]

2 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Keep updates coming, on a plane , no live vidoe. 

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

OMFG HE JUST TOOK HIS DICK OUT AND HUNG DONG. 

HOLY FUCK BIDEN JUST GRABBED HIS DICK AND SAID DOES DONALD TRUMP HAVE THIS?  HUH? IS THERE ANY QUESTION WHERE HUNTER INHERITED HIS FROM?

[immamac 42521]

650B in private and foreign investment for American (semiconductor) manufacturing facilities 

[SydneyCarton 47885]

How long will this go? Not the whole 2 hours, right? I’m as deviant as the next guy on surly but I’m not sure I can handle 2 straight hours of violent teabagging. 

Edited March 8 by SydneyCarton

[David Dennison 18661]

So, Uncle Joe is fine.

Shocker.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

How long will this go? Not the whole 2 hours, right? I’m as defiant as the next guy on surly but I’m not sure I can handle 2 straight hours is violent teabagging. 

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