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I am an experienced photographer. I am also quite skilled at sussing out digital manipulation in photos, having used Photoshop daily for almost 30 years. I refuse to believe that there has been any photoshopping of the image in question.


 

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8 hours ago, JosephStang said:

So we've dealt with the schizo accusation. Anyone competent with visualization can see the geometry described is, at the least, revolutionary. The articles on times of Israel prove I was working in Israel. The situation with the royal family is starting to be suspicious, and clearly fits the time frame. 

 

What other evidence do I need to provide before someone starts treating me sanely? You need to get people who have never been connected to me on line, and give them the info and force X to allow the discussion. 

 

It sounds ridiculous. This is the way. PRINT THIS INFO OUT, PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, AND GIVE THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PHONES INVOLVED. 

 

I can't imagine a scenario where everyone I contact responds insanely other than the scenarios which no contact fixes. So let's try it. Thanks.

I have a good friend who is a physical education professor at UT.  I realize that is not exactly the same as a physics professor, but it seems pretty close, so I have printed out all of your material and will take it by his office tomorrow.  Is their anything else I should be working on?  Godspeed!

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My theory is that William hath fallen under the sway of popish plotters and has kylled the fair princess for her loyalty to the true Protestant faith.  This portends dire tymes for all true Sons of England who must rise up to defend their Ancient Liberties and Constitution against Catholick villainy Most Foul. 

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8 hours ago, JosephStang said:

 

What other evidence do I need to provide before someone starts treating me sanely? You need to get people who have never been connected to me on line, and give them the info and force X to allow the discussion. 

 

It sounds ridiculous. This is the way. PRINT THIS INFO OUT, PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, AND GIVE THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PHONES INVOLVED. 

I tried exactly what you said. I printed out copies and took them to my local bar. I sat next to a female sitting alone and she seemed open minded so I showed her the printouts. She wasn't very interested so I handed her some X and told her I was forcing her to take it now and then everything would make sense. And if she didn't take it she was just letting the Jews win.

Now they won't let me back in my regular bar anymore. They won't even make an exception for 80s Sitcom trivia night on Wednesday. So all those hours of watching Perfect Strangers and She's the Sheriff were now a total waste of time.

Thanks for nothing pal.

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57 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I tried exactly what you said. I printed out copies and took them to my local bar. I sat next to a female sitting alone and she seemed open minded so I showed her the printouts. She wasn't very interested so I handed her some X and told her I was forcing her to take it now and then everything would make sense. And if she didn't take it she was just letting the Jews win.

Now they won't let me back in my regular bar anymore. They won't even make an exception for 80s Sitcom trivia night on Wednesday. So all those hours of watching Perfect Strangers and She's the Sheriff were now a total waste of time.

Thanks for nothing pal.

Later today I am taking a flight.  And what’s special about that— you got it, no phone use up there. 
 

I have stacks of these documents ready to hand out to my fellow passengers and my speech prepared.  I look forward to stopping WWIII or checking in with y’all on the “flight disrupting assholes” thread, however the chips fall. 

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This is the ONLY picture they have of her since Christmas. That they said can verify. Thats not going to quell shit. Maybe she just wanted to take a long extended vacation after a routine hysterectomy but the PR on all of this is fucking Church of Scientology awful.

Meanwhile King Charles who has been surprisingly open about his cancer (just not what kind) is in a way daring her to fucking do something. Made all these videos for the Commonwealth day and he looks exactly like someone with cancer going through treatment would look: 

This whole deal is just worth for the memes and gifs among the many Royal bots telling everyone to “leave Kate alone” and she had nothing to apologize for (like I totally don’t believe she sat up all night with adobe photoshop and inserted herself in a picture with her kids.) 

Some fun ones making the rounds today. Thomas Kingston who mysteriously “shot” himself and was involved with Pippa at one point is part of all the recent rumors as is William’s paramour and pegging partner. The main theory is he wants a divorce. Or she’s having some mental thing. Or she had a baby with the Thomas guy. The story on his sudden “suicide” is odd. Afterwords Wills was seen in public with bruises in his neck. Theory is Kate was banging Tom. Who the hell knows? How hard is it to take her to KP and have Charles and her wave from the balcony? Hes working and he’s got an excuse for missing engagements 

this story from Slate is perfect discussing all of this: (highly recommend):

“The Kate Middleton Situation Was Already Weird. Now It’s a Lot Weirder.

An extraordinary error by the royals.”

https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/03/kate-middleton-news-photo-prince-william-instagram.html

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3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Didn’t the king announce he’s taking “herbs and potions” and not doing chemo or other regular medicine? 

Yes. The Queen is dead. Some majorly fuckery going on with Will and Kate. Harry and Meg in exile. The Royal family has paired down. If it were 1300 France would invade. 
 

But everyone should read the Slate article I posted above. The author has the right amount of snark and humor and not wanting to write the story type of deal but it covers all the bases. 

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

King Charles who has been surprisingly open about his cancer (just not what kind)

Finger cancer. His fingers are full of tumors. Just look at them. 

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Finger cancer. His fingers are full of tumors. Just look at them. 

Rumor from Japan is it is either stomach or pancreatic cancer. The PR is pretty disastrous for Kate though. It is also said that Camille doesn't like Kate stealing her thunder and doesn’t like having to share events with her. And Camilla is going to be subbing for Charles for most all of his engagements. 

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13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Didn’t the king announce he’s taking “herbs and potions” and not doing chemo or other regular medicine? 

He looks really bad. His lips are blistered and his fingers have been doing the sausage thing for a while. Since before his coronation. 

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This picture making the rounds today is already being debunked as a picture from last Christmas. Maybe they can’t make her do anything? None of the attempts so far have worked at all. It could be as simple as she’s upset about something and just wanted a break and thought people would leave it alone. But then people were all like “what kind of abdominal surgery causes a recovery through Easter?” So then the RP walked it back and said, “she’s in recovery and she ain’t coming back until the trooping of the colors in June and all yall need to fuck off” basically. 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This picture making the rounds today is already being debunked as a picture from last Christmas. Maybe they can’t make her do anything? None of the attempts so far have worked at all. It could be as simple as she’s upset about something and just wanted a break and thought people would leave it alone. But then people were all like “what kind of abdominal surgery causes a recovery through Easter?” So then the RP walked it back and said, “she’s in recovery and she ain’t coming back until the trooping of the colors in June and all yall need to fuck off” basically. 
 

 

Popery!  A fiendish and Jesuitical High Crime to place an Imposter in the stead of Kate! 

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Is this the new "sovereign citizen" technique? Just a bunch of nonsense words tied together. Still possibly a bit by a surlyite with too much free time, but not all that funny, and way overdone.

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Trying to get this back on the rails...

If by some miracle WWIII does not break out within the next six months, can the surly take credit?  I think yes.

I'm showing up in Stockholm to accept the Nobel Peace Prize in either this:

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or if we're going for a more stylish look, this:

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Trying to get this back on the rails...

If by some miracle WWIII does not break out within the next six months, can the surly take credit?  I think yes.

I'm showing up in Stockholm to accept the Nobel Peace Prize in either this:

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or if we're going for a more stylish look, this:

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Like what rail are we supposed to be on at this point? I feel like all this shit is connected. It’s already off the rails. Maybe she was poisoned by Russia. And the rest of the family is being blackmailed? Who knows? I do find the below tweet or whatever kind of interesting. Must have missed it scanning through X trying to stop WW3 and find Kate the last many hours. 
 

 

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On 3/11/2024 at 11:45 AM, HouTex said:

I just got an Apple News alert saying that Kate was seen today with King Charles.  She’s not dead yet. 

No, she's just tired and shagged out following a long squawk.

Probably also pining for the fjords. 

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41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

People have already torn apart the “photo of Kate” from yesterday. bizarrely hideous PR. 

She was clearly on the grassy knoll, along with Woody Harrelson’s dad.  She was the fourth tramp that was picked up by Dallas PD and then released without even a booking photo.  

Angry Season 4 GIF by The Office

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Will knocked up the side piece and she’s keeping it. Kate had a ‘break down’ ?

Yeah that seems to be the predominant theory. Wonder how all the Royal Attack Bots online will handle it if she files for divorce? The press has grown so used to blaming Harry and Meghan for everything. It’s pretty clear there is just a finite group of people that are in the “know.” 

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On 3/10/2024 at 5:45 AM, JosephStang said:

All of the harassment is verifiable on FB, and Jay was watching all of it. Ask yourself why Jay would call me schizo while watching what was happening on those FB accounts?

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Because you’re a schizo?

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah that seems to be the predominant theory. Wonder how all the Royal Attack Bots online will handle it if she files for divorce? The press has grown so used to blaming Harry and Meghan for everything. It’s pretty clear there is just a finite group of people that are in the “know.” 


charles offered harry the throne, if he dumped meghan, hence their 45 min visit 

 

sounds like will took after his uncle andrew. stick it anywhere you can 

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This just gets weirder and weirder. Also, the Thomas Kingston suicide is pretty bizarre as well. All of it happening within the past 90 days: Meghan and Harry get London PR rep and she launched her new brand (The Beige Riviera or some shit) Charles has cancer, Camilla doing all his engagements, Kate missing 80 plus days with all that fuckery…

 

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On 3/12/2024 at 4:11 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

Didn’t the king announce he’s taking “herbs and potions” and not doing chemo or other regular medicine? 

Pretty sure he is doing essential oil aromatherapy and taking shark cartilage supplements as well. The magnetic wristbands are the next step if those fail.

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