Then one day the biggest news hit the state since they built the Hoover Dam...

[RPM 26341]

The Arizona quints was born.

 

[Clackles 276]

Do they blow up in funny shapes?

No, unless round’s funny.

[Duane Moore 5248]

If a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin’!

[burntorangebongos 10752]

 

• Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
• Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
• Gale: Shut up!
• Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.

[YGIFS 19452]

For all his comedic chops, the funniest like Nic Cage ever delivered, in terms of timing and the right amount of mustard was “Ya ate sand?”  It will slay me until the end of time.  

[ztejas 43528]

Well then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Yes sir.

Okay then.

[Longhornstampede 3186]

Turn to the right! 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

I'm talking bout l'amour! 

[Red Five 40881]

You hear that? We usin’ code names.

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Son, you got a panty on your head

[futureman 22532]

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

For all his comedic chops, the funniest like Nic Cage ever delivered, in terms of timing and the right amount of mustard was “Ya ate sand?”  It will slay me until the end of time.  

I think my favorite John Goodman line ever is "well, ma'am, we sure didn't mean to influence anybody."

[Guadaloopy 11012]

"Bill Roberts?" 

"No, not that motherscratcher.  Bill Parker!"

[BHMCruiser 1814]

"he was a-provokin' me"

[Damor 1237]

There's what's right and there's what right, and never the twain shall meet.

[David Dennison 18945]