2024 NFL free agency/off season thread

[The Dog 44,019]

 

[tokamak 6,392]

Only former Longhorns I'm seeing that have been cut so far are Malik Jefferson and Tarik Black. I'm sure there will be a couple others.

[TonyTexas 10,507]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Only former Longhorns I'm seeing that have been cut so far are Malik Jefferson and Tarik Black. I'm sure there will be a couple others.

The Texans cut Andrew Beck

[conVINCEd 21,469]

Tariq Black was on somebody’s roster?

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Machinator 32,099]

Ryan Watts out for the season 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

LJH released by Den, Caden Sterns by Philly (non-football injury). 

[tokamak 6,392]

Browns surprisingly cut D'Onta Foreman

[tokamak 6,392]

Panthers cut both Lamar Jackson and Tyler Smith today. Cutting stars like that is why they're the worst team in the league.

[gofuckyourself 8,205]

12 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Browns surprisingly cut D'Onta Foreman

Reading on this and it seems procedural. They may re-sign him after they trade a QB.

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

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[Dangle 92]

 

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7 hours ago, Machinator said:

1 (20) Kenny Pickett – traded
3 (74) Desmond Ridder – traded
3 (86) Malik Willis – traded
3 (94) Matt Corral – cut
4 (137) Bailey Zappe – cut
5 (144) Sam Howell – traded
7 (241) Chris Oladokun – cut
7 (247) Skylar Thompson (Dolphins)
7 (262) Brock Purdy (49ers)

 

Still boggles my mind how Skylar Thompson is in the NFL. He was so fucking bad at Kansas State.

 

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6 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Podcasting can be very lucrative. 

 

 

I'll be surprised if Amazon makes that money back. Who, other than the most obsessed Taylor Swift fans, is going to listen to the Kelce bros when every other NFL player has a podcast or regularly appears on one? Do they have that big a following? What are they offering other than the credibility that comes from playing in the NFL and the entertainment value that comes from being loud, mostly likeable doofuses?

[Machinator 32,099]

51 minutes ago, Dangle said:

 

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Still boggles my mind how Skylar Thompson is in the NFL. He was so fucking bad at Kansas State.

 

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I'll be surprised if Amazon makes that money back. Who, other than the most obsessed Taylor Swift fans, is going to listen to the Kelce bros when every other NFL player has a podcast or regularly appears on one? Do they have that big a following? What are they offering other than the credibility that comes from playing in the NFL and the entertainment value that comes from being loud, mostly likeable doofuses?

https://www.edisonresearch.com/the-top-50-podcasts-in-the-u-s-for-q1-2024/

Ranked #4

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Probably for the best. I was worried they would rush him too soon with his knee maybe not being 100%. More rest is good for him. 

Once he's 100% he'll do some serious damage and open up that putrid offense. Any idea how JT Sanders is looking for them?

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54 minutes ago, Machinator said:

https://www.edisonresearch.com/the-top-50-podcasts-in-the-u-s-for-q1-2024/

Ranked #4

I guess I'll just go fuck myself

[TonyTexas 10,507]

27 minutes ago, Dangle said:

I guess I'll just go fuck myself

Don’t be too hard on yourself. Their podcast definitely got a Swift boost.  It went from an also-ran to top 10 once they started dating. That’s evident by the fact that 50% of their audience is female. Unheard of for a “sports” podcast. 

Edited August 28 by TonyTexas

[tokamak 6,392]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

https://www.edisonresearch.com/the-top-50-podcasts-in-the-u-s-for-q1-2024/

Ranked #4

In today’s edition of “tokamak is old”, I’ve heard of about 5 of those. I have any interest whatsoever in about 3 of them. 

[ajax 2,607]

18 hours ago, tokamak said:

Only former Longhorns I'm seeing that have been cut so far are Malik Jefferson and Tarik Black. I'm sure there will be a couple others.

Collin Johnson waived, will probably be signed to practice 

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17 hours ago, Dangle said:

I guess I'll just go fuck myself

if it feels good do it.  life is short 

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[Machinator 32,099]

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

Parody account 

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The comments are why I read the internet.

[The Dog 44,019]

 

[TrashMaster G 17,547]

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So, the teams located in the four corners of the country plus the one furthest west.

Not shocking.

[The Dog 44,019]

The Bolts' road trips:

Jacksonville would easily be the top road warriors (> 30,000 miles) but the NFL showed mercy and they play their London games back to back. 

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,178]

Who's shittier? Desmond Ridder or Trey Lance?

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[Vic Mackey 47,012]

[Mother mopar 3,318]

Such an albatross of a deal, still blows my mind, but Cleveland gonna Cleveland.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

4/$120M for Aiyuk. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

On 8/28/2024 at 7:05 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Who's shittier? Desmond Ridder or Trey Lance?

Umm Lance 

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Lance is the next Nathan peterman.

[Vic Mackey 47,012]

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[Vic Mackey 47,012]

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[Vic Mackey 47,012]

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[ChickenSandwich 9,828]

Unburdened with playing a rookie season lmao 

 

Next CBA will include hazard pay

Edited September 1 by ChickenSandwich

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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[Texzilla588 769]

The robber will be released and not charged. Pearsall likely charged as a racist wearing a Rolex in that area.

I have a drawer full of fancy fake watches from China that a jeweled can’t tell the difference. My $40 Rolex would have been gladly handed over.