i entered a contest with an entry fee and then the contest never happened

[South Austin 53233]

Derka, are you sure your people didn’t accidentally send Riff Raff’s people one of your YouTube Shaggy rants by mistake?

[Guest]

Riff-Raff:

[Redneck Mutha 8199]

On 3/12/2024 at 2:15 PM, Baboontyme said:

Is he married? I would go with a strong opening salvo on the diss track like... That's why I fucked your bitch you phat motherfucker. 

 

[fattyflattie 4640]

Came for middle of the mall joke, was not disappointed. 

[Kennythetiger 9645]

On 3/13/2024 at 8:59 PM, BeardIP said:

I'll chip in $50 for studio time for a diss track.

If you gotta steal from Derka you’re probably a putz. 
Why don’t you come over here and lick deez nuts?  

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

Some threads get Derka'ed and others get Riff-Raff'ed

But sucka MCs get caught up in silly contest graft 

[Snake Diggity 4715]

I can’t stop thinking about how Derka says “boy” on that track.  How would you spell that, phonetically?  Bwuah?  Bou-oy?

Edited March 15 by Snake Diggity

[Mother mopar 3388]

This thread is full of a bunch riff raff.

[Pato del Muerto 53557]

11 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

This thread is full of a bunch riff raff.

Too much riff raff, not nearly enough Cleo. 

[Armybrat 41422]

[Covri 6368]

Jody Highroller don’t need your $50. Dale Dan Tony might tho.

On 3/12/2024 at 12:37 AM, shadow_operative said:

oh yeah here’s what i recorded. i’m the last verse:

 

Link not working anymore 

[shadow_operative 15932]

5 minutes ago, Covri said:

Jody Highroller don’t need your $50. Dale Dan Tony might tho.

Link not working anymore 

yeah i got some copyright notice by youtube. 

Edited March 15 by shadow_operative

[Jerry Callo 8968]

18 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah i got some copyright notice by youtube. 

That's the final straw!

[Pato del Muerto 53557]

That’s how you know he’s scared of your flow

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Now we need to escalate to a music video. 

[horn4life 3838]

You gave Riff Raff your money,

What would yo' Mama say?

Sound dumb you mother fucker, 

and yo' money gone away...

 

Fifty for the Rapper

and One Hundred for the tape.

Really thought I'd win the contest,

but got pee on my leg instead!

 

Chorus

You gave your money to a rapper, what did you fuckin' think?

That poo poo smells like roses, just cuz that Outcast song you sang?"

 

Now you want that money!

You wonder who to ask,

would you kindly Mr. Riff Raff,  

give me that old $150 back?

 

Riff Riff slowly turned, and then began to grin.

His golden grill a shinin', as he then began to laugh.

You gave Riff Raff your money... you really thought you'd win?

You prolly think The Butthole Surfers own a place where you go swim!

Chorus

You gave your money to a rapper, what did you fuckin' think?

That poo poo smells like roses, just cuz that Outcast song you sang?"

 

Now THAT might have won....

 

[Sandman 3435]

I asked ChatGPT to write a diss track. I offer it up, royalty-free:

 

Yo, it's time to set the record straight,
I'm dropping bars to seal your fate,
Riff Raff, you're just a parody,
A joke in the game, no real strategy.

You're flashy chains and neon gear,
But where's the substance, where's the real fear?
Your rhymes are weak, your flow is fake,
You're just a fraud, a cheap mistake.

Claiming fame with your outlandish style,
But when it comes to talent, you're in denial.
You're all flash and no class,
A one-hit wonder destined to pass.

(Chorus)
Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
In this rap game, you're going down.
I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
Exposing your facade, time to weep.

(Verse 2)
You claim to be a rap icon,
But your career's a joke, it's long gone.
You're living in a fantasy, a dream,
But wake up, Riff Raff, reality's not what it seems.

Your rhymes are empty, your words hollow,
You're just a puppet, dancing for dollars.
You talk a big game, but where's the substance?
You're all style, no essence, just nonsense.

You're a stain on the rap scene,
A walking meme, a has-been.
I'll tear you down, expose your flaws,
Riff Raff, you're nothing but applause.

(Chorus)
Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
In this rap game, you're going down.
I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
Exposing your facade, time to weep.

(Bridge)
You may have fans who love the show,
But real heads know you're just for show.
You're a gimmick, a manufactured lie,
I'll bury you deep, no need to try.

(Verse 3)
So take a seat, Riff Raff, and listen well,
Your time's up, I'm ringing the bell.
I'm the real deal, the genuine article,
While you're just a sideshow carnival.

I'll dismantle your empire, brick by brick,
Expose your flaws, make you sick.
So say your prayers, it's time to face,
The truth hurts, you're just a disgrace.

(Chorus)
Riff Raff, you're a joke, a clown,
In this rap game, you're going down.
I'm dropping truth bombs, cutting deep,
Exposing your facade, time to weep.

(Outro)
So farewell, Riff Raff, it's been real,
But your time's up, it's time to kneel.
I'll be here, standing tall and true,
While you fade away, lost in the blue.

[williemackgarza 1828]

You and bloodbath needa roll up on dem fools an smoke em.

Is yo daddy still down wit the bitches and hoes? No CR