Y'all Texans can't get pornhub anymore.

[Gil Bang 25898]

...Viewers who attempt to visit Pornhub.com are met with a lengthy statement from the site's owners, Aylo Global Entertainment, explaining the block. Redtube, another site owned by Aylo, is also blocked.

"As you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website," the statement reads in part. "Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Texas’ stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors."...

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

Well, it must have happened sometime after midnight last night.

[DigglerontheHoof 21066]

My vpn says "fuck you, Texas"

[DixonHur 11230]

Thanks Obama

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Ted finna use his imagination for Cory Chase now.

Edited March 14 by TheStoicPaisano

[Brisketexan 104632]

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Reaction to this news from inside the Ted Cruz camp.....

[DixonHur 11230]

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Ted finna use his imagination for Cory Chase now.

I think it still works in DC and Cancun, so he should be fine.

[Boss Hogg 808]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

...Viewers who attempt to visit Pornhub.com are met with a lengthy statement from the site's owners, Aylo Global Entertainment, explaining the block. Redtube, another site owned by Aylo, is also blocked.

"As you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website," the statement reads in part. "Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Texas’ stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors."...

Why not just implement age verification?

[TonyTexas 10482]

Xvideos.com is still working. I’m good. 

[David Dennison 18661]

Party of limited government.

[Pokoloco 1272]

Welp, back to the sears catalog bra section..

[speed817 19115]

9 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Welp, back to the sears catalog bra section..

[jimmyjazz 45560]

This seems like a strong political move.

[atomheartbevo 89452]

36 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Welp, back to the sears catalog bra section..

http://www.wishbookweb.com/the-catalogs/
 
Scroll down for whatever era you want.

[atomheartbevo 89452]

45 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Why not just implement age verification?

 

You think this is actually about protecting children.

[Hawndoh 2382]

this more than anything else might actually cause some people to vote differently in this state.

 

Also, more of my students might actually get their homework done.

Edited March 14 by Hawndoh

[chainsaw 9838]

47 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

Why not just implement age verification?

You know, the Nazis had verifications that they made the Jews do.

[Earl Haffler 584]

13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You know, the Nazis had verifications that they made the Jews do.

I was told only Jewish porn stars.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

24 minutes ago, Hawndoh said:

this more than anything else might actually cause some people to vote differently in this state.

 

Also, more of my students might actually get their homework done.

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

3/14/2024 #Neverforget

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13547]

[Your Mom 4797]

Texas Strong!

[DixonHur 11230]

15 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

3/14/2024 #Neverforget

They had to pick International Pi day to deprive me of my God given right to appreciate hair pie?

[dcbc 14412]

I just remembered something very important.

[HenryJames 65890]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Well, it must have happened sometime after midnight last night.

Username checks out.

[Stilicho 1397]

Can we get an update on the fucking rapture before the yeehawdists try their hand at fucking up more of this “freedom” they’re always on about?

[washparkhorn 9935]

Chickens come home to roost. . .

 

[Covri 6231]

1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

this more than anything else might actually cause some people to vote differently in this state.

 

Also, more of my students might actually get their homework done.

[Js1 85115]

It def won’t. Those people love to vote against their interests 

[Dnaguy 11777]

VPN services today:

 

[DCA_HORN 725]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

They had to pick International Pi day to deprive me of my God given right to appreciate hair pie?

Haven't looked at the site in 20 years I see. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Were there to be a social media movement that promotes jacking it to the Bible, I think this law would go away. Or at least it would require ID/parental permission to read the Bible.

Edited March 14 by TheRealRonWeaver?

[Gatorubet 30119]

i’m mostly sad that the Speaker of the House will be losing some father-son bonding time when they visit Texas because of this policy. 

[Gatorubet 30119]

4 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Were there to be a social media movement that promotes jacking it to the Bible, I think this law would go away.

Go away - baitin’ to Song of Songs…

[aggie08 21434]

3 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Why not just implement age verification?

Because you go out of your way to support a theocracy.

[RDCanecutter 26284]

1 hour ago, Stilicho said:

Can we get an update on the fucking rapture before the yeehawdists try their hand at fucking up more of this “freedom” they’re always on about?

I think the rapture already happened, and both the Christians left.

[Stilicho 1397]

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think the rapture already happened, and both the Christians left.

[Iowa Horn 55]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

3/14/2024 #Neverforget

Well I guess it makes sense to pull out on pi day

[hobbes2702 12847]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

My vpn says "fuck you, Texas"

Why doesn’t mine say that 

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

Back to Sears catalog’s lingerie section, I guess

[Rimbo 25785]

3 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Back to Sears catalog’s lingerie section, I guess

https://www.sears.com/clothing-women-s-clothing-bras-panties-lingerie/b-5007058

here ya go

[WhatTheBuck 28714]

38 minutes ago, Iowa Horn said:

Well I guess it makes sense to pull out on pi day

I’d say it’s irrational. 

[Dnaguy 11777]

Is Reddit NSFW safe?

 

[Dnaguy 11777]

Ok just checked.

We’re good.

 

[David Dennison 18661]

1 hour ago, DCA_HORN said:

Haven't looked at the site in 20 years I see. 

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

I see Texas’ sharia law is going well. 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

Pornhub is overrated anyway.  All of my derelict sites still work.

[atomheartbevo 89452]

58 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

https://www.sears.com/clothing-women-s-clothing-bras-panties-lingerie/b-5007058

here ya go

https://www.sears.com/bali-women-s-underwire-body-briefer-6552/p-018VA87089712P
 

need to see more of her catalog…

[Hermanator 6946]

Why don't they say this is what voting for republicans and not voting for democrats gets you? They don't care about your rights whether it be guns or speech or anything else. They just want a christo-fascist state where you are forced to live by their twisted version of morality. 

Would be pretty easy to flame them there and I don't see a downside to it. 

5 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Why not just implement age verification?

Should you be forced to verify your identity to the government before being able to go to church? 

['stache 21777]

5 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Why not just implement age verification?