Y'all Texans can't get pornhub anymore.

[4th&Five 41461]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pornhub is overrated anyway.  All of my derelict sites still work.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

[Ted Lange 16053]

https://x.com/evilmopacatx/status/1768483830699086126?s=61
 

[Brisketexan 104629]

So, let's lay out the GQP plan for Texas, particularly young men in Texas.

Education: fuck you.  We're going to gut your schools, so that the "education" you get doesn't qualify you to be anything more than a wage-slave of some sort, living a life of pathetic, subsistence-level desperation while you make more profits for your masters.

Sex: you probably shouldn't have any.  We're going to ban contraception soon, so if you have sex, you might knock a gal up.  And if you do, you're going to be on the hook for the next 18 years (locking in your wage slavery, as intended) because there will be no abortion.

Masturbation: yeah, we're gonna try to put a stop to that, too.  You can yank it to old Sears catalogs, like we did.  Oh, and we get that because you knew a world when you could get good porn, now you'll be SUPER-frustrated because you know what you're missing.  But remember, being cruel dicks to you IS THE POINT!

Guns: Oh, those?  Have all you want.  Whenever you want.  However old you are.  See, THAT'S how we want you to take out your frustration.  Heaven forbid that you just rub one out to get rid of tension and frustration.  No, that's for evil sinners who don't practice our SPECIFIC brand of repressed fundagelical Christianity.  And we can't have that, in the Officially Fundagelical Christian State of Texas.  No indeed.  Instead, take out your frustration by building up dark fantasies, acquiring as many guns as you can, and then shooting up a school!

 

This is the society we are designing.  On fucking purpose.  What a fucking shitshow.

 

[crash_davis 23084]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, let's lay out the GQP plan for Texas, particularly young men in Texas.

Education: fuck you.  We're going to gut your schools, so that the "education" you get doesn't qualify you to be anything more than a wage-slave of some sort, living a life of pathetic, subsistence-level desperation while you make more profits for your masters.

Sex: you probably shouldn't have any.  We're going to ban contraception soon, so if you have sex, you might knock a gal up.  And if you do, you're going to be on the hook for the next 18 years (locking in your wage slavery, as intended) because there will be no abortion.

Masturbation: yeah, we're gonna try to put a stop to that, too.  You can yank it to old Sears catalogs, like we did.  Oh, and we get that because you knew a world when you could get good porn, now you'll be SUPER-frustrated because you know what you're missing.  But remember, being cruel dicks to you IS THE POINT!

Guns: Oh, those?  Have all you want.  Whenever you want.  However old you are.  See, THAT'S how we want you to take out your frustration.  Heaven forbid that you just rub one out to get rid of tension and frustration.  No, that's for evil sinners who don't practice our SPECIFIC brand of repressed fundagelical Christianity.  And we can't have that, in the Officially Fundagelical Christian State of Texas.  No indeed.  Instead, take out your frustration by building up dark fantasies, acquiring as many guns as you can, and then shooting up a school!

 

This is the society we are designing.  On fucking purpose.  What a fucking shitshow.

 

I posted this article in the Failed State thread but it's apropos this thread too.

https://www-dallasnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dallasnews.com/news/watchdog/2024/03/14/defeated-republican-calls-texas-state-government-the-most-corrupt-ever/?outputType=amp&amp_js_v=0.1&amp_gsa=1#webview=1

Q: When you say “corruption at the highest level,” what do you mean?

Rogers: Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks are the two most powerful men in state politics. And they’ve created a compliant Senate for the most part. And they’re seeking to have a compliant House. The election results go a long way to a compliant House. That should be very alarming to Texans. Having a few billionaires have that much control over state government is not the Texas way or the American way. They finally spent enough money and told enough lies to defeat me.

You wrote that aside from privatizing public schools, the billionaires want to turn America into a theocracy.

Rogers: Lord knows we need God today with all the problems we have. But we don’t need these radical Christian nationalists’ beliefs that are really dangerous to democracy and religious freedom.

[Gatorubet 30117]

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, let's lay out the GQP plan for Texas, particularly young men in Texas.

Education: fuck you.  We're going to gut your schools, so that the "education" you get doesn't qualify you to be anything more than a wage-slave of some sort, living a life of pathetic, subsistence-level desperation while you make more profits for your masters.

Sex: you probably shouldn't have any.  We're going to ban contraception soon, so if you have sex, you might knock a gal up.  And if you do, you're going to be on the hook for the next 18 years (locking in your wage slavery, as intended) because there will be no abortion.

Masturbation: yeah, we're gonna try to put a stop to that, too.  You can yank it to old Sears catalogs, like we did.  Oh, and we get that because you knew a world when you could get good porn, now you'll be SUPER-frustrated because you know what you're missing.  But remember, being cruel dicks to you IS THE POINT!

Guns: Oh, those?  Have all you want.  Whenever you want.  However old you are.  See, THAT'S how we want you to take out your frustration.  Heaven forbid that you just rub one out to get rid of tension and frustration.  No, that's for evil sinners who don't practice our SPECIFIC brand of repressed fundagelical Christianity.  And we can't have that, in the Officially Fundagelical Christian State of Texas.  No indeed.  Instead, take out your frustration by building up dark fantasies, acquiring as many guns as you can, and then shooting up a school!

 

This is the society we are designing.  On fucking purpose.  What a fucking shitshow.

 

“We CAN create angry gunned-up Incels…”

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13547]

31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You can yank it to old Sears catalogs, like we did. 

Spilling one's seed on the ground will eventually be criminalized in the coming theocracy. For-profit prisons ain't going to fill themselves.

[C-Man 27059]

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, let's lay out the GQP plan for Texas, particularly young men in Texas.

Education: fuck you.  We're going to gut your schools, so that the "education" you get doesn't qualify you to be anything more than a wage-slave of some sort, living a life of pathetic, subsistence-level desperation while you make more profits for your masters.

Sex: you probably shouldn't have any.  We're going to ban contraception soon, so if you have sex, you might knock a gal up.  And if you do, you're going to be on the hook for the next 18 years (locking in your wage slavery, as intended) because there will be no abortion.

Masturbation: yeah, we're gonna try to put a stop to that, too.  You can yank it to old Sears catalogs, like we did.  Oh, and we get that because you knew a world when you could get good porn, now you'll be SUPER-frustrated because you know what you're missing.  But remember, being cruel dicks to you IS THE POINT!

Guns: Oh, those?  Have all you want.  Whenever you want.  However old you are.  See, THAT'S how we want you to take out your frustration.  Heaven forbid that you just rub one out to get rid of tension and frustration.  No, that's for evil sinners who don't practice our SPECIFIC brand of repressed fundagelical Christianity.  And we can't have that, in the Officially Fundagelical Christian State of Texas.  No indeed.  Instead, take out your frustration by building up dark fantasies, acquiring as many guns as you can, and then shooting up a school!

 

This is the society we are designing.  On fucking purpose.  What a fucking shitshow.

 

But none of this will apply to wealthy, white men and their progeny. Let's go line-by-line:

Education -- who cares? Their kids will continue to go to St. Mark's and ESD and Greenhill and Kinkaid, etc. These schools will simply tack on $8K/yr to ensure the "wrong kind" still can't get in even with vouchers.

Sex -- rich kids will have access to all the rubbers they need. Or, Mommy/Daddy will have the means -- as will the girl in question -- to send the girl over state lines to "take care of the problem."

Masturbation -- best of luck. Porn is readily accessible just about everywhere. The only people who think blocking PornHub blocks off all porn access to Texas teens are 80+ geriatrics living in Abilene.

Guns -- they've already got multiple modified AR-15's for plinking hogs and what-not at the ranch.

REALLY LOUDLY FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE BACK:

THE RULES DON'T FUCKING MATTER TO THESE PEOPLE -- THEY'RE FOR POORS, OR MINORITIES OR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS -- NOT RICH, WHITE DUDES WITH MICRO-PEENS

[Goredho 17349]

Texas Evangelicals regarding Pr0nhub:

Texas Libertarians:

[F250 28691]

20 hours ago, speed817 said:

I came across this magazine as a youth that triggered my great awakening.

 

[atomheartbevo 89452]

21 hours ago, speed817 said:

13 minutes ago, F250 said:

I came across this magazine as a youth that triggered my great awakening.

Wow, you guys didn’t have a porn fairy in your lives?  One that dropped off porno mags in the woods, in the drop ceiling of junior high bathrooms, or in boxes inside of suitcases underneath piles of clothes in the backs of your dads’ closets?

 

[tx ind 7001]

[F250 28691]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, you guys didn’t have a porn fairy in your lives?  One that dropped off porno mags in the woods, in the drop ceiling of junior high bathrooms, or in boxes inside of suitcases underneath piles of clothes in the backs of your dads’ closets?

 

I did but wasn't interested until I had a confluence of hormonal events while perusing a copy of Easy Rider. Like a lot of guys, I learned the ropes with bra catalogs, National Geographic and other tame stuff.

 

[C-Man 27059]

12 minutes ago, F250 said:

I did but wasn't interested until I had a confluence of hormonal events while perusing a copy of Easy Rider. Like a lot of guys, I learned the ropes with bra catalogs, National Geographic and other tame stuff.

 

And scrambled soft-core porn channels on cable. "I think I saw a boob!"

[Brisketexan 104629]

Just now, C-Man said:

And scrambled soft-core porn channels on cable. "I think I saw a boob!"

Oh, those of us of a certain age know how to find inspiration in the most obscure of places.  But that's not the issue.  It's that consumers have become quite used to easy access to high quality spank material.....and now they're gonna have to go back to erotic cave paintings ( @Armybrat ).  And that regression won't go down easily.  It's like the old song said.....

[Goredho 17349]

This could be a net positive.  A big part of developing a young man’s creativity is him having to imagine what he’s fapping to.

[chainsaw 9838]

Bring Back The Porn PAC

[DixonHur 11228]

34 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If you're going to post a picture of a cunt, I think you should spoiler it.

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

And scrambled soft-core porn channels on cable. "I think I saw a boob!"

Is that a nipple?!  Oh, nope, that was just a quarter.

[DixonHur 11228]

39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wow, you guys didn’t have a porn fairy in your lives?  One that dropped off porno mags in the woods, in the drop ceiling of junior high bathrooms, or in boxes inside of suitcases underneath piles of clothes in the backs of your dads’ closets?

 

In my neighborhood there was an old, dilapidated shack on a property near Greenville and Royal Ln in Dallas that was filled floor to ceiling with porn mags.

There were stories about the owner setting traps in the house to catch kids who broke in, but that certainly didn't stop us.

[Gil Bang 25898]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I came across this magazine as a youth that triggered my great awakening.

 

I remember seeing that back in the day.

The writers had names like "Spider" and whatnot

 

[Chooky 13302]

Free speech absolutists on the march again.  Time to go backward and do Edwin Meese bullshit again.  Tell us more about morals, purity and fidelty, Mr. Paxton.

['stache 21777]

How are they going to define pornography? Not everything on Pornhub would count. Justice Potter Stewart of the Supreme Court defined pornography as follows: "I know it when I see it." I'm happy to take on this position for the Great State of Texas. For a fair salary, I'm willing to spend my days watching Pornhub to inform the state what videos should be blocked and which should be allowed because I too "know it when I see it."

Edited March 15 by 'stache

[F250 28691]

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

How are they going to define pornography? Not everything on Pornhub would count. Justice Potter Stewart of the Supreme Court defined pornography as follows: "I know it when I see it." I'm happy to take on this position for the Great State of Texas. For a fair salary, I'm willing to spend my days watching Pornhub to inform the state what videos should be blocked and which should be allowed because I too "know it when I see it."

 

[chainsaw 9838]

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

How are they going to define pornography? Not everything on Pornhub would count. Justice Potter Stewart of the Supreme Court defined pornography as follows: "I know it when I see it." I'm happy to take on this position for the Great State of Texas. For a fair salary, I'm willing to spend my days watching Pornhub to inform the state what videos should be blocked and which should be allowed because I too "know it when I see it."

The law (HB 1181) has a definition in it that is basically the Miller Test. Which I've never thought was a good definition and could use some updating.

I've always believed that obscenity should have a narrow definition that covers indecent exposure where the offender's only intention is to gross people out without their consent (like flashers). Taking a dump, jerking off, whipping it out indiscriminately, that's obscenity. But porn intended to be viewed by consenting adults should not be stripped of first amendment protection.

Edited March 15 by chainsaw

[DixonHur 11228]

38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

How are they going to define pornography? Not everything on Pornhub would count. Justice Potter Stewart of the Supreme Court defined pornography as follows: "I know it when I see it." I'm happy to take on this position for the Great State of Texas. For a fair salary, I'm willing to spend my days watching Pornhub to inform the state what videos should be blocked and which should be allowed because I too "know it when I see it."

When I lived in LA, I knew a guy who had a job like that.  

He did all the photo editing for Hustler.

[atomheartbevo 89452]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Taking a dump, jerking off, whipping it out indiscriminately, that's obscenity. But porn intended to be viewed by consenting adults should not be stripped of first amendment protection.

What if it’s consenting adults who want to watch somebody take a dump?

[Brisketexan 104629]

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What if it’s consenting adults who want to watch somebody take a dump?

Just sent you a link to my Onlyfans page.....it's quite.....specialized.

Edited March 15 by Brisketexan

[Gatorubet 30117]

  It's that consumers have become quite used to easy access to high quality spank material.....and now they're gonna have to go back to erotic cave paintings ( [mention=1205]Armybrat[/mention] ).  And that regression won't go down easily.  It's like the old song said.....

When Brat was a kid his father was stationed near Herculaneum - and Brat would sneak away to look at the frescos

[Bozo_Casanova 26287]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Just sent you a link to my Onlyfans page.....it's quite.....specialized.

[jw4381 3063]

22 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Back to Sears catalog’s lingerie section, I guess

[chainsaw 9838]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What if it’s consenting adults who want to watch somebody take a dump?

I would say that's protected expression. The key is consent. If there's no consent, that fundamentally alters the whole situation. The same way a statement being false fundamentally alters whether an Infowars broadcast is "muh free speech" or unprotected slander.

[chainsaw 9838]

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

Free speech absolutists on the march again.  Time to go backward and do Edwin Meese bullshit again.  Tell us more about morals, purity and fidelty, Mr. Paxton.

This is who they are

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26287]

49 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Spaghett!

[atomheartbevo 89452]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

I would say that's protected expression. The key is consent. If there's no consent, that fundamentally alters the whole situation. The same way a statement being false fundamentally alters whether an Infowars broadcast is "muh free speech" or unprotected slander.

People can’t sue us for goatseing them 20 years ago can they?

Asking for a fiend.

[HendersonHorns 85]

Remember when it used to be a right of passage to find and/or hiding a playboy or penthouse!!??

Now, a 14 year old can watch “Fuck my Stepmom” any second any day from his closet. 
 

i graduated in 2000, so I did see a few dial up tittys after a 5 min wait for download. 

[SydneyCarton 47885]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

This is who they are

 

lol. I laughed out loud. “It’s de-industrialization, it’s a lack of jobs.” 
 

Thats because of unregulated capitalism. Those jobs went to China, and deregulation is a republican thing. So you did this to yourself, clown. 

[Dnaguy 11777]

49 minutes ago, HendersonHorns said:

Remember when it used to be a right of passage to find and/or hiding a playboy or penthouse!!??

Now, a 14 year old can watch “Fuck my Stepmom” any second any day from his closet. 
 

i graduated in 2000, so I did see a few dial up tittys after a 5 min wait for download. 

Of all the shit that’s taken hold in porn, fucking your step mom / dad / sister thing is really something that I can’t understand. And now girls are ok with butt stuff and just walkin’ around with blu tooth led butt plugs all Willy nilly?! 

What happened to the good ole days?

Casting couches, public pick ups, bang (insert mode of transportation), camel toes, one cup with various numbers of girls, glory holes, pee tapes, gang bangs, porn parities, and maybe some midgets stuff.

It’s these things that built the internet we know and loved.
I can’t say that I like where we’re headed…. Outside of the chicks and the WiFi butt plugs that play the theme from Batman.

I don’t want potnhub to be blocked but…

[HendersonHorns 85]

55 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Of all the shit that’s taken hold in porn, fucking your step mom / dad / sister thing is really something that I can’t understand. And now girls are ok with butt stuff and just walkin’ around with blu tooth led butt plugs all Willy nilly?! 

What happened to the good ole days?

Casting couches, public pick ups, bang (insert mode of transportation), camel toes, one cup with various numbers of girls, glory holes, pee tapes, gang bangs, porn parities, and maybe some midgets stuff.

It’s these things that built the internet we know and loved.
I can’t say that I like where we’re headed…. Outside of the chicks and the WiFi butt plugs that play the theme from Batman.

I don’t want potnhub to be blocked but…

It’s not like it used to be…. 

[atomheartbevo 89452]

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Of all the shit that’s taken hold in porn, fucking your step mom / dad / sister thing is really something that I can’t understand.

You can’t understand it because you’ve never seen a step-parent or step-sibling stuck in a dryer, stuck under the sink, or stuck in a dishwasher.

[Burt 4062]

Montana blocked it a couple of months ago, but I've yet to miss a beat.

[henrygandorf 29179]

 

[Dnaguy 11777]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You can’t understand it because you’ve never seen a step-parent or step-sibling stuck in a dryer, stuck under the sink, or stuck in a dishwasher.

 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, those of us of a certain age know how to find inspiration in the most obscure of places.  But that's not the issue.  It's that consumers have become quite used to easy access to high quality spank material.....and now they're gonna have to go back to erotic cave paintings ( @Armybrat ).  And that regression won't go down easily.  It's like the old song said.....

Karl Hungus 

['stache 21777]

11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Of all the shit that’s taken hold in porn, fucking your step mom / dad / sister thing is really something that I can’t understand. And now girls are ok with butt stuff and just walkin’ around with blu tooth led butt plugs all Willy nilly?! 

What happened to the good ole days?

Casting couches, public pick ups, bang (insert mode of transportation), camel toes, one cup with various numbers of girls, glory holes, pee tapes, gang bangs, porn parities, and maybe some midgets stuff.

It’s these things that built the internet we know and loved.
I can’t say that I like where we’re headed…. Outside of the chicks and the WiFi butt plugs that play the theme from Batman.

I don’t want potnhub to be blocked but…

And MILF porn featuring girls in their 20s. She should be old enough to have a kid in high school. Get it right pornhub!

[TexArcher 37524]

Thank goodness I've got several terrabytes saved on my laptop and various external hard drives, plus access to xhamster, the rest of the internet, etc.

Ya almost got me to put my dick down, Texas.  That was close.

 

 

Edited March 16 by TexArcher

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Posters worried about access to porn because of this are probably the same posters that started shotgun posting here so they could have enough posts to qualify for IPIHB access.  Those people suck at internetting.

[Dnaguy 11777]

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And MILF porn featuring girls in their 20s. She should be old enough to have a kid in high school. Get it right pornhub!

This.

A curvy woman with a bush does not a MILF make.

The whole idea of a MILF needs a 2024 reboot anyway.

A woman in her late 30's or in her 40's would have come of age when pubic hair was not in vogue and younger girls sport bushes now.

#Facts

 

 

[Smax 3800]

Ken Paxton sues 2 more adult websites over age verification law

Spoiler

AUSTIN (KXAN) — Two more adult websites are facing lawsuits from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office over accusations they’re not following the state’s age verification law, the latest effort to legally go after internet porn providers.

The Office of the Attorney General filed two civil lawsuits Tuesday afternoon in Travis County against the respective companies that own the websites xHamster and Chaturbate. Paxton said they’re not doing enough to stop those younger than 18 from looking at the adult content.

Paxton’s office would like a court to issue a permanent injunction against the two websites and force them to pay hefty fines if they don’t come into compliance with House Bill 1181, which went into effect on Sept. 1 last year. It requires age verification measures to protect minors from what the law’s supporters called exposure to sexually obscene materials.

KXAN reached out Wednesday afternoon for comment from Hammy Media and Multi Media, the two companies that own the websites in question and are named in the lawsuits. This story will be updated once any responses are shared.

These lawsuits come almost a week after Pornhub, the well-known adult website, announced it would disable access to Texas completely over opposition to the law. Paxton also filed a separate lawsuit against the company that owns that website, and he celebrated the news about Pornhub shutting down in the state.

“Sites like PornHub are on the run because Texas has a law that aims to prevent them from showing harmful, obscene material to children,” Paxton posted on his X account. “We recently secured a major victory against PornHub and other sites that sought to block this law from taking effect. In Texas, companies cannot get away with showing porn to children. If they don’t want to comply, good riddance.”

The state’s latest lawsuit notes visitors to the xHamster website are met with a pop-up message where they have to click a button confirming they’re older than 18. However, Paxton’s office claims that’s not enough to follow the new law.

“Minors can simply click almost anywhere on the webpage away from the ‘I’m 18 or older’ button, including the ‘X’ in the top right corner of the message, to dismiss the pop-up message
and proceed to the Defendant’s pornographic website,” the lawsuit explains. “The age verification methods used by the Defendant on its websites cannot be said to verify anything at all, and they wholly fail to comply with the requirements of Chapter 129B.”

The state is asking the court for xHamster to pay a civil penalty of up to $1.67 million as well as an additional $10,000 a day since the lawsuit’s filing.

Texas is seeking a higher civil penalty from the company that owns Chaturbate — $1.78 million along with the $10,000 a day for every day after the filing of the lawsuit.

It’s unclear when or if hearings will be held related to these two lawsuits, but KXAN will keep following and share any updates.

 

 

 

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas-politics/ken-paxton-sues-2-more-adult-websites-over-age-verification-law/

[4th&Five 41461]

“Paxton posted on his X account…”

THERE’S FREE PORN ALL OVER X!

Edited March 20 by 4th&Five