2024 MLB Season Thread - Catch All

[Helobious 9464]

Am I missing something with that Rojas catch in Philly yesterday? Didn’t seem like anything more than a good catch that I’ve seen 100 times before. People are talking about it like it was Gary Matthews Jr spiderman-ing the wall or something.

[Beau Vine 54328]

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

get back to us when you 9 pitchers on the IL

yeah, y'all will be fine as soon as you get Penn Murfee and Bennett Sousa back.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

yeah, y'all will be fine as soon as you get Penn Murfee and Bennett Sousa back.

Don't be mad you don't have the inventor of the Sousaphone on your team

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

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The Phillies announced Friday that they’ve released veteran infielder/outfielder Whit Merrifield and recalled fellow infielder/outfielder Weston Wilson from Triple-A Lehigh Valley.

Merrifield signed a one-year, $8MM contract with the Phillies in free agency this past offseason. That guarantee came in the form of a $7MM salary for the current season and at least a $1MM buyout on an $8MM club option for the 2025 campaign.

Merrifield, who has struggled to a .199/.277/.295 batting line in 174 plate appearances this season, is still owed about $3.01MM of his salary plus that $1MM buyout. 

Whit for Weston. 

[Shoxthemonkey 1982]

Cole Ragans pitching like an All Star tonight against Boston. 1 run, 4 hits in 7 innings worked. KC wins 6-1. Chris Young did us a solid swapping him for Chapman. 

[Beau Vine 54328]

1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Cole Ragans pitching like an All Star tonight against Boston. 1 run, 4 hits in 7 innings worked. KC wins 6-1. Chris Young did us a solid swapping him for Chapman. 

That dude has had a better ERA with the Royals than he ever had in any minor league season.  

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

Yeah, I’d definitely trade that WS ring if we could have Ragans back.

[Gil Bang 25984]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

We all joke & shit about hitting scrubs, but goddamn 104 is moving. 

[InkaUtexas 26022]

2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Cole Ragans pitching like an All Star tonight against Boston. 1 run, 4 hits in 7 innings worked. KC wins 6-1. Chris Young did us a solid swapping him for Chapman. 

He dominated.

[tx 3 putt 77249]

 

[miguelito 11266]

He was in a hurry to get to the buffet line.

[Shoxthemonkey 1982]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That dude has had a better ERA with the Royals than he ever had in any minor league season.  

I’m aware. Lots of Royals fans thought the return for Chapman was meh. Who knew a change of scenery would make this much difference. Looks like it worked out for both teams. 

[Underdog 28755]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

He was in a hurry to get to the buffet line.

Nothing wrong with that. 

[Helobious 9464]

Altuve skipping the all star game because he is scared to get booed is so on brand. What a pussy 

[tx 3 putt 77249]

5 hours ago, miguelito said:

He was in a hurry to get to the buffet line.

it’s like the old Pizza Hut buffet - they only bring out one pepperoni pizza and if you’re not first, you’re fucked 

Edited July 13 by tx 3 putt

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

4-0 Yanks in top 1 after all the shit last night. 

[David Dennison 18940]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Altuve skipping the all star game because he is scared to get booed is so on brand. What a pussy 

[Helobious 9464]

26 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You guys are just going to use that gif forever? Talk about living in the past

[David Dennison 18940]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

You guys are just going to use that gif forever? Talk about living in the past

It establishes dominance.

[TonyTexas 10519]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

You guys are just going to use that gif forever? Talk about living in the past

I guess only Yankees fans should be allowed to live in the past

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

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Los Angeles Dodgers right-hander Dustin May will miss the remainder of the 2024 season after undergoing surgery to repair an esophageal tear earlier this week, sources told ESPN.

May, 26, has not pitched this season following surgery last year to repair a torn flexor tendon in his right arm. He was set to go on a rehabilitation assignment in the coming weeks, but the surgery to repair his esophagus will keep him from physical activity for the next two months, according to sources. The injury, sources said, was suffered in a non-baseball setting and required intervention after May sought medical attention for pain in his throat and stomach.

Torn esophagus sounds rather painful. 

[Beau Vine 54328]

How the fuck do you tear your esophagus? Hmmm...

[UTexasFight 9517]

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

Altuve skipping the all star game because he is scared to get booed is so on brand. What a pussy 

Because Altuve hasn’t had to deal with any boos at all the last 4 years 

[Herbie Hancock 7369]

How the fuck do you tear your esophagus? Hmmm...

Homie tried to choke to death and whatever got caught in his throat ripped the esophagus while he was wrenching it up. It’s incredibly rare and incredibly serious. I know a guy that did it and ended up in ICU for almost six weeks and lost 70 pounds.

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

@Beau Vine, you know this from the Goldy days? 

Spoiler

Steve Berthiaume and his wife, Cindy Brunson, reside in the Valley. 

Brunson is a play-by-play voice for Pac-12 Network's women's basketball and women's softball telecasts in addition to her role as a sideline reporter for men's football and basketball…she is also the television play-by-play voice for Texas Tech women's basketball...Brunson spent 13 years at ESPN as a "SportsCenter" anchor and women's basketball studio host. 

Never knew they were married. 

[Beau Vine 54328]

Yeah. They were both on ESPN.

Hey, Vladdy boots another one!

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

Brenly called that shit earlier. 

Corbin ended this one. 

[Derka 6292]

 

[Derka 6292]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16012]

 

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Did I do that right?

[Beau Vine 54328]

Dallas Keuchel DFA'd.

[tx 3 putt 77249]

 

[Derka 6292]

et tu, jim edmonds?

 

[Helobious 9464]

Saw yankee fans in instagram comments saying Dustin May tore his esophagus giving another Dodgers player a blowjob. That’s where we’re at.

[Beau Vine 54328]

I seriously think Jim Edmonds is one the stupidest people on the planet.

It's flabbergasting that the Cardinals ever put a mic in front of him.

[Scraps 13570]

Saw yankee fans in instagram comments saying Dustin May tore his esophagus giving another Dodgers player a blowjob. That’s where we’re at.

Well we know it wasn't Joe Kelly cause he has a micropeen

[deech 2291]

On 7/13/2024 at 7:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

How the fuck do you tear your esophagus? Hmmm...

Trevor Bauer teammate and has long hair so maybe Bauer was confused?

[Vic Mackey 47095]

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[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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… and another SS and switch hitting C.

[tx 3 putt 77249]

 

[SameSame 1705]

One of the worst National Anthems at a sporting event ever.  Turrible

[Helobious 9464]

 

[UTexasFight 9517]

On 7/14/2024 at 5:27 PM, Beau Vine said:

Dallas Keuchel DFA'd.

Disappointed he didn’t get a spot start with the Mariners but still managed to increase his value for immaculate grid players this year 

[UTexasFight 9517]

friday at 1:20.

Sigh.

 

[tx 3 putt 77249]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

friday at 1:20.

Sigh.

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77249]

I’m 

[Derka 6292]

too sexy for this post.

[WBT 20646]

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

friday at 1:20.

Sigh.

 

Changing the AS break from 3 days to 4 had to be some kind of communist plot