2024 MLB Season Thread - Catch All

[tx 3 putt 76296]

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[Beau Vine 53978]

Why in the blue fuck would anyone buy a Tropicana Field hat?

 

[tx 3 putt 76296]

[Sbbruin 21705]

Slam by Teoscar Hernandez!  He’s been such a clutch player this season!

[UpperWestside 6126]

This series was a wrap once Soto decided to get rest for his injury. Dodgers looking like they will get a sweep tomorrow. The Yanks have as many runs in 18 innings as one swing of the bat got for the Dodgers. Totally different team without Soto, which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. At least Judge is still swinging an extremely hot bat even if it is a blowout.

[Helobious 9480]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Why in the blue fuck would anyone buy a Tropicana Field hat?

 

That color scheme would pair perfectly with my KFC Yum! Center T-shirt I got in Louisville.  So fuck off.

[Derka 5932]

 

[WBT 20411]

Just your standard 2-3 DP to end the London Series

[Underdog 28443]

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

That color scheme would pair perfectly with my KFC Yum! Center T-shirt I got in Louisville.  So fuck off.

[WBT 20411]

22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Just your standard 2-3 DP to end the London Series

 

[UTexasFight 9375]

22 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

 

The OG FAFO.

[Derka 5932]

 

[Scraps 13538]

Bruh lulz

[WBT 20411]

popped that Kikuchi

[UpperWestside 6126]

Judge doing his level best to make sure this is not a sweep with another solo shot. He’s even getting some help tonight from Grisham who got his batting average into triple digit numbers with his homer.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

 

[WBT 20411]

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

last pitcher to hit a HR for each team?

[Beau Vine 53978]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No, that was not me.

[mdmost 42827]

 

[miguelito 11211]

That MN on the jersey kind of reminds me of   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Scraps 13538]

MNLonghorn already has a personalized one

[UpperWestside 6126]

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

My first thought is this uniform color has to be in homage to the Swedish heritage of the state. They look like something that was in the Beck video “Colors” from a few years back.

[UpperWestside 6126]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

MNLonghorn already has a personalized one

That is being tailored by Icono as we speak.

[Scraps 13538]

Damn Buster lmao

[Helobious 9480]

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

Holy fuck those are terrible.

[UTPhil2006 3790]

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Damn Buster lmao

I’m dying at all these hacked tweets 

[Scraps 13538]

Yeah it got worse after that one i posted lol. Takeover

[TonyTexas 10481]

Micah and @Helobious have something in common

 

[Helobious 9480]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Micah and @Helobious have something in common

 

Why does everyone misconstrue what I said? I never said I’d be a good hitter, I said I could out-hit what Joey Gallo was doing on the Yankees at the time. No way to know if I could’ve actually done it but I’d bet it would’ve been damn close.

[Derka 5932]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

No way to know if I could’ve actually done it but I’d bet it would’ve been damn close.

 

kyle russell, jeff ontiveros, mark payton, and ivan melendez can’t make the bigs, but you’re as good as joey gallo. lol ok. 

[Helobious 9480]

@Beau Vine how’s all that shit talking about Rodon working out for you so far this year? 

Edited June 11 by Helobious

[David Dennison 18646]

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Why does everyone misconstrue what I said? I never said I’d be a good hitter, I said I could out-hit what Joey Gallo was doing on the Yankees at the time. No way to know if I could’ve actually done it but I’d bet it would’ve been damn close.

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

I bet Helobious plays slow pitch softball.

[Underdog 28443]

And what the fuck is wrong with slow pitch softball? 

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

And what the fuck is wrong with slow pitch softball? 

All of them talk like helobious.

[Underdog 28443]

With a lisp?

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

With a lisp?

More like slurred speech from all the beer

[Helobious 9480]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

All of them talk like helobious.

Actual true CSB… 2019 my coworkers formed a softball team to play in some co-ed charity softball tourney for SAPD wounded officers or something and asked me to play. Figured out fast that the key is to actually hit grounders because most of them aren’t athletic enough to field the infield for shit. I went like 7 for 7 that day and dominated at short. Ended up being named MVP and won $30. 
 

About the beginning of game 2 I was like yeah I’m the only person out here that played baseball beyond little league. Still felt pretty badass though.

[BurntOrange&White 39567]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

And what the fuck is wrong with slow pitch softball? 

See above, point proven. 

[Underdog 28443]

GDit, helo! 

[Beau Vine 53978]

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

@Beau Vine how’s all that shit talking about Rodon working out for you so far this year? 

Good for him, looks like he's lost a bunch of bad weight?

[Herpa Derpa 6108]

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Still felt pretty badass though.

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[Derka 5932]

 

[Derka 5932]

tyler freeman just had the best defensive inning in CF that i’ve seen in a very long time. 

 

he saved at least six bases and one run on these back to back plays.

Edited June 11 by definitely not derka

[tx 3 putt 76296]

On 6/8/2024 at 5:51 PM, Beau Vine said:

Why in the blue fuck would anyone buy a Tropicana Field hat?

 

who wouldn’t want a Tropicana hat ???

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Murder’s Row …

 

[UTexasFight 9375]

And then chases Skenes with a double to lead off the next inning in a scoreless game 

 

[WBT 20411]

The old step on the bag with your glove play

[Mittens 8148]

Hitting the backflip on a field run is ELITE, but the still frame of tasering takes it to another level!