2024 MLB Season Thread - Catch All

[Vic Mackey 47959]

[Scraps 13800]

Lulz at the last few posts...jesus christ

[Derka 6403]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

 

 

[Carl Spackler 3615]

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

I'd like to take a flamethrower to the entire Cubs bullpen.  

[Scraps 13800]

Jazz you're a real man you know that /douchebagMcCarver 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

1st & 3rd, no outs, bot 10, Yanks down 2 to Balt, new kid up. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

O's hang on. 

[Scraps 13800]

Jose Trevino has an impressive 13 stolen bases against him over the past two starts 

[Beau Vine 55866]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Jose Trevino has an impressive 13 stolen bases against him over the past two starts 

Perhaps the Yankees can shore up their defense at the trade deadline by bringing back Gary Sanchez?

[Helobious 9819]

I have a fantasy where Trevino & Clay Holmes volunteer for a voyage to explore & possibly colonize deep space. On a rocket with no plans to ever return to earth. 

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Kwan had a leadoff double today, getting him to exactly a .400 batting average on the year. He's still some ABs short of qualifying, but he's been on fire since coming back from injury. 14 game hit streak going now too. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Incredible defense by Andrew Vaughn this inning, looks like he's never played the position before. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Pretty sick. 

 

[Beau Vine 55866]

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Incredible defense by Andrew Vaughn this inning, looks like he's never played the position before. 

You know it's bad when they actually give you an error these days.

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Unfortunately they gave it to Sosa. Vaughn fucked up the pick on the DP right before too. 

[Derka 6403]

could we not have gotten this singing and dancing done during the hour that fox was on air from 5-6? it’s 6:08 pm, nobody is in their seats, and i’m watching some strange high school theater production that’s happening in front of said empty seats when the game was supposed to start at 6. why do we do this. 

[Derka 6403]

oh good, now they’re going to wheel out a bunch of decrepit old dudes who look like they don’t know where they are and don’t want to be here. great stuff as always fox. 

edit: ok at least some of these guys seem to be having a good time. still, don’t say the game starts at 6 when it doesn’t.

Edited June 20 by definitely not derka

[Derka 6403]

ok that anthem redeemed a lot of this.

[Beau Vine 55866]

12 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

could we not have gotten this singing and dancing done during the hour that fox was on air from 5-6? it’s 6:08 pm, nobody is in their seats, and i’m watching some strange high school theater production that’s happening in front of said empty seats when the game was supposed to start at 6. why do we do this. 

[Derka 6403]

well it was listed at 6pm on my espn app and my cable, so i’ll go ahead and blame them for making me tune in 15 minutes early. the nerve.

[Victor Lazlo 1812]

Well, it’s 6:25 and they are still fucking around, so 10 minutes late at this point.

The guy singer wearing culottes was an interesting look. 

[TornACL 7792]

1 minute ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Well, it’s 6:25 and they are still fucking around, so 10 minutes late at this point.

That old guy was awesome. He would have kept telling stories until 9pm if Ken didn't gently jump in and cut him off 

[Beau Vine 55866]

Ok I thought the pregame ceremony was amazing.

The missing man formation flyover got me.

Edited June 20 by Beau Vine

[Derka 6403]

lulz, rosenthal is interviewing an old timer and my mom says, “is peewee herman doing this interview?”

[Scraps 13800]

Damn i am mesmerized by this 1954 telecast

[WBT 20978]

It's kind of cool

[UTexasFight 9818]

What will have the higher ratings?

this game or swimming and diving Olympic trials?

[Beau Vine 55866]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What will have the higher ratings?

this game or swimming and diving Olympic trials?

MAGA turned this off after about 2 minutes, so definitely swimming.

 

Nice baserunning, Crawford, fuck you.

[UTexasFight 9818]

Holy crap.

they followed that up with Cash-God’s Gonna Cut You Down in the stadium 

[UTexasFight 9818]

Well that’s fun:

Willie mays is the only player to hit a home run in innings 1 to 16.

(Also, f Manfred)

[Derka 6403]

 

[Beau Vine 55866]

Probably not the answer Slappy McBlueLips was expecting...

[Derka 6403]

 

[tx 3 putt 78679]

[Derka 6403]

 

[tx 3 putt 78679]

 

[UTexasFight 9818]

Ol Don fell on hard times after the Expos left. here’s a pic of him in 2017 in Cooperstown when Bud Selig was getting inducted alongside Tim Raines.

 

 

[Scraps 13800]

Is that Brian Wilson?

[Scraps 13800]

Shota more like Shita today

10 ER's today in 3 innings

Edited June 21 by Scraps

[Derka 6403]

bryce harper pantomimes sucking a dick and baseball fans in twitter love it.

 

[tx 3 putt 78679]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Plenty of good seats still available in Det. 

[Beau Vine 55866]

Benetti sounded like he REALLY enjoyed that.

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Don't throw it there to him, son. 

455' dead fucking center. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Zombie ball in LA. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16267]

Impressive AB, Kiké.

Angels win. 

[UTexasFight 9818]

That’s always fun

 

 

[Beau Vine 55866]

On 6/10/2024 at 10:16 PM, Helobious said:

@Beau Vine how’s all that shit talking about Rodon working out for you so far this year? 

Lulz.

 

[Beau Vine 55866]

Nice attempt at fan interference here: