2024 MLB Season Thread - Catch All

[Gil Bang 25759]

 

[Gil Bang 25759]

Dodgers lead Angels 3-2 in the 10th

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Mookie just ended this bitch. 

[Gil Bang 25759]

yep

 

[Derka 5692]

 

[WBT 20288]

Mike Hampton career .356 SLG

[Derka 5692]

carlos zambrano careeer .388.

[Scraps 13492]

[Scraps 13492]

[Derka 5692]

that’s why they call him “Two-Hit Whit”; the baseball hitting his head, and him hitting the ground.

[Helobious 9446]

He looks exactly like every huge douchebag in 2005

[Derka 5692]

gunnar just passed cal and tejada for the o’s season texted for hr by a ss. that’s, uh, pretty good.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4739]

37 minutes ago, Derka said:

gunnar just passed cal and tejada for the o’s season texted for hr by a ss. that’s, uh, pretty good.

… and he’s gonna be even better once he realizes playing defense with his hair on fire isn’t always necessary.  He’s a keeper for sure.

[Gil Bang 25759]

Holy shit, Angels up on Dodgers 6-0 in the 2nd. 

[Beau Vine 53749]

48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Holy shit, Angels up on Dodgers 6-0 in the 2nd. 

White Sox 8, Orioles 1

Rangers 10, Yankees 2

And the Mariners have scored 5 runs and it's only the 6th.  

The cosmic tumblers have clicked out of place.

[Gil Bang 25759]

Cubs threw a no hitter today, and now Gallen from AZ is working one in the 7th

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Gil Bang’d & Ginkel’d. 

[Derka 5692]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

6/$151M for Chapman to stay in SF. 

[Scraps 13492]

That reminds me of back in like 2012 when they stopped putting BA up on the jumbotron at MMP next to the lineup and started putting up .OPS numbers to make it "look" better I guess.

"Oh wow Brian Bixler has a .582 OPS he must be awesome!!"

Hmmm

[Derka 5692]

 

[Beau Vine 53749]

Butler is going to be a freakin beast.  

And the Mausoleum is really killing his numbers:

 

It's crazy that the A's have 5-6 guys who are more talented than anyone on the White Sox or the Rockies.  

Edited September 6 by Beau Vine

[Scraps 13492]

@Sbbruin

[tx 3 putt 75670]

 

[Gil Bang 25759]

Sho 45/46/100 RBI

[Sbbruin 21613]

13 hours ago, Scraps said:

@Sbbruin

Brusdar.  We desperately need him back.

[Helobious 9446]

@Beau Vine how long have you been posting on Reddit?

[Beau Vine 53749]

x, 1

[Underdog 28308]

 

[Vic Mackey 46733]

 

What if that's a guy in there?

[miguelito 11137]

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[Underdog 28308]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

What if that's a guy in there?

What happens in the clubhouse stays in the clubhouse, Vic. 

[Sbbruin 21613]

Shohei with a 450’er.  46/46.  Dodgers reclaim the best record in baseball.

[Helobious 9446]

Do Shohei fanboys realize once he made it to a 40/40 season it’s pointless to keep updating his totals? Obviously anything he added after that he’d be the “first” to ever do it. 

[UTPhil2006 3776]

50 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Do Shohei fanboys realize once he made it to a 40/40 season it’s pointless to keep updating his totals? Obviously anything he added after that he’d be the “first” to ever do it. 

50/50 is still a significant milestone. 

[Derka 5692]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Do Shohei fanboys realize once he made it to a 40/40 season it’s pointless to keep updating his totals? Obviously anything he added after that he’d be the “first” to ever do it. 

this is rich coming from the leader in the clubhouse of inane thread updates. “jasssson dominguez got his hair cut today!!”

[Beau Vine 53749]

Delmar "Crazy Legs" O'Shaunessey had a 50-50 season for the Scranton Steam Engines of the Union Association back in aught-four!

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

 

 

[Helobious 9446]

4 hours ago, Derka said:

this is rich coming from the leader in the clubhouse of inane thread updates. “jasssson dominguez got his hair cut today!!”

He got called back up today funny enough. 

[Beau Vine 53749]

Jassssssssssssssssssssssssssssson!!!!

[Derka 5692]

 

[Scraps 13492]

Nice fail

[Gil Bang 25759]

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

Do Shohei fanboys realize once he made it to a 40/40 season it’s pointless to keep updating his totals? Obviously anything he added after that he’d be the “first” to ever do it. 

fuck right off

 

 

[Helobious 9446]

14 hours ago, Derka said:

 

That’s the stupidest fucking fake stat I’ve ever heard. Judge has hit almost exactly half (49%) of his homers this year on the road.

[David Dennison 17827]

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

That’s the stupidest fucking fake stat I’ve ever heard. Judge has hit almost exactly half (49%) of his homers this year on the road.

[Dnaguy 11600]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

[Vic Mackey 46733]

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[Derka 5692]

not gonna be better than Four Days In October.

[Derka 5692]

 

[Helobious 9446]

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

.

 

9 hours ago, Derka said:

not gonna be better than Four Days In October.

That was objectively the worst 30 for 30 ever, cookie cutter MLB productions garbage. But yeah I’m sure everyone’s going to watch this retelling of a 20 year old story that no one outside of Boston gives a shit about.