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37 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Whatever happened to Mr. Phlegm?

Coincidentally I think he was tortured for five years by The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. The pentaverate only gets to our best and brightest 

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5 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Please be explicit about what you mean by quoting Eze 23. I have guesses, but I'm not super interested in religious debate. I'm a scientist. I found an algorithm and I rewrote it using quantum physics words. As for the rest of it, people should believe whatever they think best.

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4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Coincidentally I think he was tortured for five years by The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. The pentaverate only gets to our best and brightest 

The Netflix series was not bad if you like Myers.

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8 hours ago, JosephStang said:

That's because you are so foolish you don't consider describing an undiscovered geometry that explains Quantum physics to be a discovery. Why are you so foolish? It's almost like you have a bias against admitting I accomplished this. I notice @PvilleStang never answered my question. Are you similarly compromised?

This is some Joseph Smith "it makes sense if you have magic seer stones" bullshit.

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16 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

ol joe stang must be asleep still, but I'm pretty sure it's morning in Moscow

I suspect he posts from a public library during the day and sleeps under a bridge in the evening.

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7 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

So. How old is the universe?

I'm not a historian. I will say it's clear only intelligent design can overcome irreducible complexity. If your question is religious, it's clear we will soon be able to replicate simulations in computers with fidelity that approaches 100%. If we can do it, obviously, intelligent designers can also, with the click of a button. If your question is historical, my experience is that intelligent designers prefer to let things evolve.

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14 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

You rewrote it using quantum physics words, but not quantum physics mathematics.  Therefore, like I said earlier..."You ain't found shit"  

Response to another dumb ass that is very relevant here.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

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Not like Lobo would ever possibly go off on a tangent

This chicken fucker gets pissed about getting called out for his no mathematics ass and goes off on a tangent on another message board.  

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Your vitriol and @PvilleStang refusal to answer is starting to convince me you are the Trey Stinette that stole 100k from me. You refused an adult discussion then, just like now, because you are a coward and a thief. Dale Carroll said I should have paid someone 10k to put a bullet in your head. I left because you are married to my sister. I wonder if you are also part of the Christian conspiracy that has harassed me from dark corners for the last 6-7 years. It would make sense because I foolishly trusted you again when the Jesuit asked who should be in charge of the network. I was being psychologically tortured by Israel at the time. I'm sure HaShem forgives my foolish trust and has my best interests at heart. Cheers.

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7 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

Your vitriol and @PvilleStang refusal to answer is starting to convince me you are the Trey Stinette that stole 100k from me. You refused an adult discussion then, just like now, because you are a coward and a thief. Dale Carroll said I should have paid someone 10k to put a bullet in your head. I left because you are married to my sister. I wonder if you are also part of the Christian conspiracy that has harassed me from dark corners for the last 6-7 years. It would make sense because I foolishly trusted you again when the Jesuit asked who should be in charge of the network. I was being psychologically tortured by Israel at the time. I'm sure HaShem forgives my foolish trust and has my best interests at heart. Cheers.

Well, @immamac might have to send you a refresher in surly rules.  Pretty sure posting shit like this will get you a banning...

EDIT: and if you need to delete this post, mods, feel free...

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17 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Huh? Cuck the naughty is a hilarious play on illuminati. I cucked the illuminati. Cuck is a verb there. Weird how you couldn't figure that out.

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21 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Well, @immamac might have to send you a refresher in surly rules.  Pretty sure posting shit like this will get you a banning...

EDIT: and if you need to delete this post, mods, feel free...

What makes your comment even more comedic is your refusal to answer the question. Did you or did you not collaborate with Gabriel Reiss to have me murdered?

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Someone from the Royal Family or Free Masons told me Dale Carroll is actually working with Trey now. This information could cause a bit of unease between you if that's true. Randy Macchi told me Dale got squirrelly with the books when they separated. I don't know if that's true. People tell me a whole bunch of lies in this matrix cage I'm trapped in. 

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55 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

Your vitriol and @PvilleStang refusal to answer is starting to convince me you are the Trey Stinette that stole 100k from me. You refused an adult discussion then, just like now, because you are a coward and a thief. Dale Carroll said I should have paid someone 10k to put a bullet in your head. I left because you are married to my sister. I wonder if you are also part of the Christian conspiracy that has harassed me from dark corners for the last 6-7 years. It would make sense because I foolishly trusted you again when the Jesuit asked who should be in charge of the network. I was being psychologically tortured by Israel at the time. I'm sure HaShem forgives my foolish trust and has my best interests at heart. Cheers.

I'm no such person, and I don't know who the fuck that is.   

 

But bring it bitch.  I'll bank hand you with my left hand and watch your bitch lips bleed while you go wash your mouth out in the nearest public restroom you insane, homeless fuckface.  And while you're washing your mouth out, I'll piss on your blanket.  

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19 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

Someone from the Royal Family or Free Masons told me Dale Carroll is actually working with Trey now. This information could cause a bit of unease between you if that's true. Randy Macchi told me Dale got squirrelly with the books when they separated. I don't know if that's true. People tell me a whole bunch of lies in this matrix cage I'm trapped in. 

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30 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

Someone from the Royal Family or Free Masons told me Dale Carroll is actually working with Trey now. This information could cause a bit of unease between you if that's true. Randy Macchi told me Dale got squirrelly with the books when they separated. I don't know if that's true. People tell me a whole bunch of lies in this matrix cage I'm trapped in. 

Please tell me the Man, Randy Macchi's nickname is "Savage"???

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4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I'm no such person, and I don't know who the fuck that is.   

 

But bring it bitch.  I'll bank hand you with my left hand and watch your bitch lips bleed while you go wash your mouth out in the nearest public restroom you insane, homeless fuckface.  And while you're washing your mouth out, I'll piss on your blanket.  

This actually is a threat of violence, as opposed to mine which was the opposite. I apologize if you aren't Trey Stinette. But considering you called me a chicken fucker, I assume my misidentification is excusable.

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5 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

This actually is a threat of violence, as opposed to mine which was the opposite. I apologize if you aren't Trey Stinette. But considering you called me a chicken fucker, I assume my misidentification is excusable.

I'm not the one talking about "bullets in heads" because I have a similar name, chickenfucker.  

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43 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I'm not the one talking about "bullets in heads" because I have a similar name, chickenfucker.  

In his defense you might have $100K of his money and are banging his sister like a screen door in a hurricane. 
That would piss me off too. Especially the money part. 

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53 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

This actually is a threat of violence, as opposed to mine which was the opposite. I apologize if you aren't Trey Stinette. But considering you called me a chicken fucker, I assume my misidentification is excusable.

This sounds like you are trying to get back on the right track as a visitor. How does your theory of everything explain why birds get cancer from windmills?

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44 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

No, see you misunderstood again. Your name only became relevant after you responded with undue rage. Do you misunderstand a lot? That must be hard for you.

Hey, Joseph. I think a lot of folks find your posts amusing, and they seem to be a common ground for most of Surly to joke around. I’d take your last few posts and drop the intensity and hostility down a few levels, though. If Immafax bans you (and he might, if this keeps up), then you’ve lost your podium for stating your concerns. You might need to calm down a little bit if you want to save your audience. 

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4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

In his defense you might have $100K of his money and are banging his sister like a screen door in a hurricane. 
That would piss me off too. Especially the money part. 

They're both named Trey. That can't be a coincidence. They are the same person. #logic 

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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This sounds like you are trying to get back on the right track as a visitor. How does your theory of everything explain why birds get cancer from windmills?

Do the birds get the cancer from like the windmill itself, the mechanism, by touching it/perching on it when it's idle?  Or is a secondary cancer from the wind that blows from the turbine (like second-hand smoke causes cancer)?  Or is from some sort of 'energy field' that is toxic that emanates from the turbine's vicinity?  Look, I know birds.  I have the best birds.  

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4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This sounds like you are trying to get back on the right track as a visitor. How does your theory of everything explain why birds get cancer from windmills?

 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Do the birds get the cancer from like the windmill itself, the mechanism, by touching it/perching on it when it's idle?  Or is a secondary cancer from the wind that blows from the turbine (like second-hand smoke causes cancer)?  Or is from some sort of 'energy field' that is toxic that emanates from the turbine's vicinity?  Look, I know birds.  I have the best birds.  

Y'all are so dumb. Bird's aren't real and therefore cannot get cancer. Haven't you seen those bumper stickers? 

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

 

Y'all are so dumb. Bird's aren't real and therefore cannot get cancer. Haven't you seen those bumper stickers? 

Then what have I been eating on Tuesdays???

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4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Y'all are so dumb. Bird's aren't real and therefore cannot get cancer. Haven't you seen those bumper stickers? 

So why do we need to drain the marshes then if the fake birds don't really need to nest there to recover from their fake cancer treatments?  

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Drone bones?

Dibs on band name and/or porn production company once Texas lets porn back online.  

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