Gary Johnson hates QBs and RBs

[TexasFan21 1275]

Just saw on Sam’s IG that Gary is having a baby girl.

[Lhorn 4919]

Pretty impressive for a man

[Lhorn 4919]

Congratulations to him.  

[NoRagrets 1125]

So he’s the father of Gary Patterson’s baby?

[1000 Miles to Austin 21]

He was all over the field yesterday. The entire defense was flying across the field. Fun game to watch.


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[Fondren & Main 6726]

Rare footage of Gary Johnson in the film room.

Kill the qb

 

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On 9/23/2018 at 8:42 PM, TexasFan21 said:

Just saw on Sam’s IG that Gary is having a baby girl.

Congrats to him.

 

[Texas Orange 4]

This dude fucks.

[Fondren & Main 6726]

Gary Johnson is a motherfucker and I want him to be Speaker of the House.  He’s a damn killer!

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[Billy Pilgrim 1976]

He’s a bad ass and will soon be a very rich man.

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[taybo20 2877]

I can tell he was born to hate qbs and rbs

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Didn't realize, Gary has another one on the way. Really rooting for him to make it in the league, now.

 

[taybo20 2877]

Yeah I hope only the best for him

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[Jkwellborn 6713]

I saw his tweet about waiting on the girl, but I thought maybe he was having twins. Not a weak pull out game.

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[babysdaddy 2725]

Suspended and won’t play today.


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[UTEX_ME 4766]

Gary Johnson suspended for Kansas. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Da fuk?

[Lat22 4015]

Dammit. 

[hornian 5219]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Not anymore, Brian. 

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[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

Fuck.

[Surly Bevo 25069]

Kids are a motherfucker

[Born Burnt 6181]

Apparently Herman hates babies.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Ugh.

[Rockethorn1978 6093]

Can we not run guys to punish? I mean outside of a major rules break today is not the day to be benching our best defender.

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[Zavala 1384]

19 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Apparently Herman hates babies.

Probably just didn't communicate, I'm sure if he said hey im missing everything to be with my daughter they would be fine with whatever

[Eskimohorn 5637]

If this is related to having a child, I’ll be pissed. Even lack of communication or tardiness can be explained by the impact of being a father for the first time. Being inflexible for the sake of inflexibility is stupid.

[taybo20 2877]

1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:

If this is related to having a child, I’ll be pissed. Even lack of communication or tardiness can be explained by the impact of being a father for the first time. Being inflexible for the sake of inflexibility is stupid.

So much speculation 

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Here's your answer.

 

[gsoda3 3263]

how would ctj know?

[Radical Larry 28648]

[Brothahorn 10087]

Here's your answer.
 

Sheeeeeit. If I was dumb enough to be expecting two kids days apart, I would need some drugs.

[EE2B 1565]

Can we get the thread title changed to “Gary Johnson Hates QBs, RBs and condoms”?

[Richter 2261]

4 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

how would ctj know?

He’s the one who sold him the drugs.

[UDontKnow 10447]

3 minutes ago, EE2B said:

Can we get the thread title changed to “Gary Johnson Hates QBs, RBs and condoms”?

GoFundMe for Gary Johnson's vasectomy (I mean he'll have two kids).

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[DanTheHorn 4936]

Gary Thank You.

Hope you had not been suspended but other than that you showed good football instincts and great hustle all year long.

[staboner 4984]

that was a great play. then Sam got garret gilbert'ed in teh end zone. goddammit. i hate empty backfields. i think the one one GG against bama has left me traumatized 

[taybo20 2877]

On 12/3/2018 at 9:04 AM, staboner said:

that was a great play. then Sam got garret gilbert'ed in teh end zone. goddammit. i hate empty backfields. i think the one one GG against bama has left me traumatized 

Well it wasn’t empty. We actually play actioned on the play 

Edited December 15, 2018 by taybo20

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[Auto Driller 2506]

Malik’s agent. Let’s hope she figures out a way to prevent the Bengals from drafting him too.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

He’s such a fucking stud. Odds he’s already banged his agent?