dafuq it's turdsday

[Rimbo 26465]

i followed up my old fashioned whiskey with a shiner Bock without remembering to eat dinner, so clearly it's time to post on the internet

so here are the important things you need to know

fuck cancer

fuck trump

fuck uscis and ice

masturbation rocks

Astros rock

job hunting sucks

ou sucks more

aggy blows

thank you for your time, you are all individuals, except for that guy over there

[Incredulity 11717]

Post from work tomorrow at 7AM and I will pos-rep.

[RPM 26431]

[SurlyBDR 22896]

[BigHorn'13 3455]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Post from work tomorrow at 7AM and I will pos-rep.

Well he said job hunting sucks, so...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Has OP sobered up yet? I'm waiting for the sequel.

[Rimbo 26465]

19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Post from work tomorrow at 7AM and I will pos-rep.

Who gets up that early? Besides, I'm in the Pacific time zone, so 7AM my time would be 9AM yours anyway.

And then this morning turned out to be... busy.

OK, I'm back. This was the tamest, weakest drunk post I've ever made. I've done so much better. My only shame is that I clearly wasn't drunk enough.

[Don Keibals 113]

20 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i followed up my old fashioned whiskey with a shiner Bock without remembering to eat dinner,

 

Was I the only one expecting a Shart Thread entry?

[Anastasis 23514]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

My only shame is that I clearly wasn't drunk enough.

A whiskey and a beer?  Clearly. 

[Rimbo 26465]

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

A whiskey and a beer?  Clearly. 

Yeah, even on an empty stomach, that's weak sauce

[Anastasis 23514]

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, even on an empty stomach, that's weak sauce

My drunk posting doesnt really ramp up until I'm at least a half bottle in. Fun to see what you came up with the next day. 

Edited July 20, 2018 by Anastasis

[WithoutAClue 15581]

OP forgot fuck chip brown