Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[Constant 6732]

The answer was no. 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Busy but throwing a post out to break this shit up. 

[AbeFroman 2178]

This is just shit baseball.

[gsoda3 3262]

5 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I'm not going to look it up, but I'm assuming that Sears is considered the greatest pitcher of all time.

Well now he lead the As staff in wins last year...

 

 

... with 5.  

[SameSame 1704]

We are legitimately about to be no hit.  No one even looks competitive.

[Constant 6732]

1 minute ago, SameSame said:

We are legitimately about to be no hit.  No one even looks competitive.

Terrible 

[gofuckyourself 8304]

This is the inning. I can feel it in my plums.

Not ONLY do we get a hit, but we score a run against the buzzsaw known as A's pitching.

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Sweet miracle. 

[mdmost 43004]

[gofuckyourself 8304]

Bombi: The No-Hitter Buster

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Now there’s a righty so our real team besides backup C can play. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Nice pitch, bro. 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Pretty embarrassing display

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Ha, they didn't call it. 

[AbeFroman 2178]

WTF are we fucking morons?

[crum 525]

thats ridiculous lol

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

More embarrassinger 

[Ghost of LL 15531]

How is that not an infield fly?

[gofuckyourself 8304]

unfucking real

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

WTF are we fucking morons?

We were fucked there either way. That should have been called. 

[Ghost of LL 15531]

I'm watching without volume, but what the fuck was that?

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Not IF because the pitcher refused to play it?  

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Blues didn't call it, runners were screwed. 

That replay just showed it, 2B ump swallowed his nuts. 

[crum 525]

ump couldnt even decide if he thought it was infield fly

[Ghost of LL 15531]

The fucking umpire signaled infield fly.  And why wouldn't you?  Because it's a fucking infield fly.

[gofuckyourself 8304]

That was some dumb shit.

Both 2B and 1B didn't jump or put forth any effort initially, then have to rush while the pitcher 6 inches away doesn't move and looks up helplessly.

Plus 1B was closer and could've gotten it pretty easily but let panicky 2B run and stumble in. 

Edited April 11 by gofuckyourself

[NorthLoop 14214]

How do you not call that? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Aright, nothing we can do about it now. Score a fucking run. 

[Ghost of LL 15531]

That is exactly why the rule exists.  

Goddamn MLB has had some shitty umpiring to start the season.

[SameSame 1704]

That was the damn definition of an infield fly.  It was a fly ball in the infield.  

[Ghost of LL 15531]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Aright, nothing we can do about it now. Score a fucking run. 

I'm sorry--are you under the impression that I'm in the fucking dugout?  There was never anything any of us could do about it.

But we can still talk about the umpires fucking up an obvious fucking call for five minutes.

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

I blame Jonah, he was on 1st. Continues the meme going back to last year. 

[gofuckyourself 8304]

Ok, this is the inning. NOW I feel it in my plums. 

Got the hit, so now we're scoring a run on the buzzsaw that is A's pitching AND overcoming the fuckitude of MLB umps.

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Damnit, little Josh. 

Edited April 11 by shadow_operative2.0

[gofuckyourself 8304]

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

That was the damn definition of an infield fly.  It was a fly ball in the infield.  

That's not the only definition but it was an "MLB" easy play and should have been IFF.

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Holy fucking shit, that was a quick inning. 

[brojangles2 786]

Staff gets 14 K's and the offense returns the favor with a GD goose egg. Baseball is dumb. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Slid a little early there, Leody. 

[Constant 6732]

Didnt think this lineup was capable of being this anemic. 

[gofuckyourself 8304]

Seth Brown, the one man Ranger wrecking machine.

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Marcus, Corey, Evan hit for Wyatt, let's fucking go. 

[brojangles2 786]

Back to The Masters. Hope they win, but I won't be watching. Fucking little league team. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

He may save Evan since our DH is gone, we shall see. 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

We are allowed to hit home runs also, correct?

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

That was impressive, Marcus. 

[Constant 6732]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are allowed to hit home runs also, correct?

Its been a week tomorrow. 

[gofuckyourself 8304]

Corey you can wipe out those 3Ks right here...

[shadow_operative2.0 15988]

Holy hell. 

[gofuckyourself 8304]

Just now, Constant said:

Its been a week tomorrow. 

Heim and Carter homered the 1st game.

Or fucking strike out every damn time Corey.

Are they all food-poisoned this game or what?

Jesus.

[Constant 6732]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Heim and Carter homered the 1st game.

Or fucking strike out every damn time Corey.

Are they all food-poisoned this game or what?

Jesus.

Shit. Forgot.