Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

Yeah but we got Kenny Powers from Detroit. Now we're playing real sports, not being the best at exercising.

[AbeFroman 2,156]

@Fudbeltyso close.  Let’s ride indeed.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

^ Imagine if he bet on Evan. 

[SameSame 1,704]

Damn Lance Lynn is out there looking like my fat ass.  cardio schmardio

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

One fucking pitch. 

[BigDHornfan 6,546]

Well shit

[beer 3,220]

I missed the first pitch, a thing important?

[HuntinHorn 975]

Nutkick of a start

[HuntinHorn 975]

I guess easing Jung back into the game at DH is not part of the plan..

On the flipside I'm glad we have a solid DH now.

Edited July 31 by HuntinHorn

[AbeFroman 2,156]

Wyatt

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Wyatt, bitches. 

[beer 3,220]

Kerplunk

[HuntinHorn 975]

Wyatt!

[BigDHornfan 6,546]

God damnit adolis.
Take a pitch.

[beer 3,220]

Lynn looks hung over

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Gonna need a step stool for that one, Leody. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

That didn’t take long to bite us in the ass. That’s on you Wyatt

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

Lance Lynn looks like the love child of Travis Tritt and Al Borland.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Fuck. 

[beer 3,220]

With the count at 6 and 2 Smith flies out

[beer 3,220]

Juggling practice 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Bradford lost his mojo ..

[HuntinHorn 975]

On to the Olympics.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Ho lee fuk, cue the elephants. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

More ‘arm fatigue’ for Max.

1:15 tomorrow, Heaney on the bump. 

[AbeFroman 2,156]

 Max may have a case of the I’m getting olds.

 Someone should slip some anabolic steroids into his diet for his own good.

[DougO 5,243]

Betting the farm on injury-prone olds doesn't seem like the most sound strategery.

[Dr Fear 1,268]

It's the Carson Kelly show!

[Trey3216 15,346]

2 hours ago, DougO said:

Betting the farm on injury-prone olds doesn't seem like the most sound strategery.

Don’t care.  Flags fly forever.  

[HuntinHorn 975]

Heaney sucks again...

[brojangles2 786]

Got busy, just now pulling up Bally at my desk. Closes app inside of 10 total seconds open. Fuck these mother fuckers. 

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

Same. Missed the start time, saw the score.

Awesome. Back to work.

Looked up the unhittable ace that our bats are struggling against...

MLB debut of a guy with a 4.45 TripleA ERA and .257 BA against.

Maybe the third time through they'll figure him out.

[AbeFroman 2,156]

Here we come. big inning big inning No whammies.

[AbeFroman 2,156]

Big inning nets 1

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

Pham, in maybe 6 or 7 ABs, has a chance to drive in more runs this series than the entire Rangers team will.

[Beau Vine 54,211]

On 7/29/2024 at 8:44 PM, Dr Fear said:

Bochy and CY took that shit sandwich from over the weekend, made 11 player transactions with a lineup shakeup, put it in a blender and it immediately looks like a new team with a new attitude. It really is something.

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He didn't say the new team and new attitude were improvements.

They're just new.

And it's definitely something all right.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Boy they stunk it up today.....

Edited July 31 by HuntinHorn

[DougO 5,243]

Trade deadline seems like it came a week or so too soon. 

Too bad there isn't a way to reverse the brilliant Ragens for Chapman trade.

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

Trade deadline seems like it came a week or so too soon. 
Too bad there isn't a way to reverse the brilliant Ragens for Chapman trade.

Dude shut the fuck up about that shit already. Ragans (not Ragens), had done exactly fuck all to warrant any confidence whatsoever despite being given multiple chances to do so. We had the chance to acquire someone that filled a position of need in exchange for someone that to that point hadn’t figured it out yet. We won the fuckin World Series. Shut the fuck up about this shit already Godfuckingdammit. Rememebrr when we held on to ChiChi fuckin Gonzalez and he outplayed his projected value in the wrong way?

[Trey3216 15,346]

22 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Dude shut the fuck up about that shit already. Ragans (not Ragens), had done exactly fuck all to warrant any confidence whatsoever despite being given multiple chances to do so. We had the chance to acquire someone that filled a position of need in exchange for someone that to that point hadn’t figured it out yet. We won the fuckin World Series. Shut the fuck up about this shit already Godfuckingdammit. Rememebrr when we held on to ChiChi fuckin Gonzalez and he outplayed his projected value in the wrong way?

Exactly.  He probably thinks Danks  and Diamond just needed some more time til they got us to the promised land, or that not trading Profar for Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton was a solid move for the future.   
 

 

don’t forget this is the same cool guy that uses Fecals and Foreskins as names for the Cowboys’ division rivals.  

[ztejas 43,418]

What's our inverse magic number? 

i.e. losses + opponent wins until we're dusted. 

[dcar00 14,181]

at 4.5 games back, even with 2 teams in front, any normal situation and you'd feel like you are still in it but with this team it feels like you are 15 back with zero chance.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Urena Friday night, Mahle next time through. 

[Rholl 217]

so what are we thinking, 7 starts for Mahle if all goes well????     

Im ready, gimme a couple cameos from Degrom as well…… maybe Jobu will unfuck the bats in 25

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Max dead, dude we got for Lorenzen up. 

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

Awesome.

May need to recall Knizner for pitching depth also.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Corey, bitches. 

[beer 3,220]

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