Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[gofuckyourself 9091]

Yeah but we got Kenny Powers from Detroit. Now we're playing real sports, not being the best at exercising.

[AbeFroman 3113]

@Fudbeltyso close.  Let’s ride indeed.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

^ Imagine if he bet on Evan. 

[SameSame 1752]

Damn Lance Lynn is out there looking like my fat ass.  cardio schmardio

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

One fucking pitch. 

[BigDHornfan 6631]

Well shit

[beer 3294]

I missed the first pitch, a thing important?

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Nutkick of a start

[HuntinHorn 1005]

I guess easing Jung back into the game at DH is not part of the plan..

On the flipside I'm glad we have a solid DH now.

Edited July 31 by HuntinHorn

[AbeFroman 3113]

Wyatt

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Wyatt, bitches. 

[beer 3294]

Kerplunk

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Wyatt!

[BigDHornfan 6631]

God damnit adolis.
Take a pitch.

[beer 3294]

Lynn looks hung over

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Gonna need a step stool for that one, Leody. 

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

That didn’t take long to bite us in the ass. That’s on you Wyatt

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Lance Lynn looks like the love child of Travis Tritt and Al Borland.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Fuck. 

[beer 3294]

With the count at 6 and 2 Smith flies out

[beer 3294]

Juggling practice 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Bradford lost his mojo ..

[HuntinHorn 1005]

On to the Olympics.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Ho lee fuk, cue the elephants. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

More ‘arm fatigue’ for Max.

1:15 tomorrow, Heaney on the bump. 

[AbeFroman 3113]

 Max may have a case of the I’m getting olds.

 Someone should slip some anabolic steroids into his diet for his own good.

[DougO 5267]

Betting the farm on injury-prone olds doesn't seem like the most sound strategery.

[Dr Fear 1290]

It's the Carson Kelly show!

[Trey3216 15452]

2 hours ago, DougO said:

Betting the farm on injury-prone olds doesn't seem like the most sound strategery.

Don’t care.  Flags fly forever.  

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Heaney sucks again...

[brojangles2 795]

Got busy, just now pulling up Bally at my desk. Closes app inside of 10 total seconds open. Fuck these mother fuckers. 

[gofuckyourself 9091]

Same. Missed the start time, saw the score.

Awesome. Back to work.

Looked up the unhittable ace that our bats are struggling against...

MLB debut of a guy with a 4.45 TripleA ERA and .257 BA against.

Maybe the third time through they'll figure him out.

[AbeFroman 3113]

Here we come. big inning big inning No whammies.

[AbeFroman 3113]

Big inning nets 1

[gofuckyourself 9091]

Pham, in maybe 6 or 7 ABs, has a chance to drive in more runs this series than the entire Rangers team will.

[Beau Vine 55874]

On 7/29/2024 at 8:44 PM, Dr Fear said:

Bochy and CY took that shit sandwich from over the weekend, made 11 player transactions with a lineup shakeup, put it in a blender and it immediately looks like a new team with a new attitude. It really is something.

[gofuckyourself 9091]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He didn't say the new team and new attitude were improvements.

They're just new.

And it's definitely something all right.

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Boy they stunk it up today.....

Edited July 31 by HuntinHorn

[DougO 5267]

Trade deadline seems like it came a week or so too soon. 

Too bad there isn't a way to reverse the brilliant Ragens for Chapman trade.

[Herbie Hancock 7499]

Trade deadline seems like it came a week or so too soon. 
Too bad there isn't a way to reverse the brilliant Ragens for Chapman trade.

Dude shut the fuck up about that shit already. Ragans (not Ragens), had done exactly fuck all to warrant any confidence whatsoever despite being given multiple chances to do so. We had the chance to acquire someone that filled a position of need in exchange for someone that to that point hadn’t figured it out yet. We won the fuckin World Series. Shut the fuck up about this shit already Godfuckingdammit. Rememebrr when we held on to ChiChi fuckin Gonzalez and he outplayed his projected value in the wrong way?

[Trey3216 15452]

22 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Dude shut the fuck up about that shit already. Ragans (not Ragens), had done exactly fuck all to warrant any confidence whatsoever despite being given multiple chances to do so. We had the chance to acquire someone that filled a position of need in exchange for someone that to that point hadn’t figured it out yet. We won the fuckin World Series. Shut the fuck up about this shit already Godfuckingdammit. Rememebrr when we held on to ChiChi fuckin Gonzalez and he outplayed his projected value in the wrong way?

Exactly.  He probably thinks Danks  and Diamond just needed some more time til they got us to the promised land, or that not trading Profar for Giancarlo “Mike” Stanton was a solid move for the future.   
 

 

don’t forget this is the same cool guy that uses Fecals and Foreskins as names for the Cowboys’ division rivals.  

[ztejas 44263]

What's our inverse magic number? 

i.e. losses + opponent wins until we're dusted. 

[dcar00 14988]

at 4.5 games back, even with 2 teams in front, any normal situation and you'd feel like you are still in it but with this team it feels like you are 15 back with zero chance.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Urena Friday night, Mahle next time through. 

[Rholl 220]

so what are we thinking, 7 starts for Mahle if all goes well????     

Im ready, gimme a couple cameos from Degrom as well…… maybe Jobu will unfuck the bats in 25

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Max dead, dude we got for Lorenzen up. 

[gofuckyourself 9091]

Awesome.

May need to recall Knizner for pitching depth also.

[shadow_operative2.0 16278]

Corey, bitches. 

[beer 3294]

Plink