Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

Corey, bitches. 

[HRSchenker 2341]

GET FUCKED

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Love Seager

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Thank you Seagar for foiling the no hitter!

[BigDHornfan 6633]

That’s a win in my book

[AbeFroman 3130]

hahaha cocky motherfucker

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

Get big here, son. 

Fuck, he tried. 

1:35 tomorrow. 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Had Dunning not been Dunning, we could have had a chance.

[AbeFroman 3130]

Tomorrow 

[beer 3294]

This still feels like a win

[Dr Fear 1290]

Who's the starter going to be tomorrow?

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Yay for moral victories.

Outside of Seager and Smith the entire offense has had donkey aids for damn near the entire season.

Every "this will light a fire under them" win seems like it's been inevitably followed by self-immolation.

Thank jeebus for last season.

[Rex Kramer 1539]

11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yay for moral victories.

Outside of Seager and Smith the entire offense has had donkey aids for damn near the entire season.

Every "this will light a fire under them" win seems like it's been inevitably followed by self-immolation.

Thank jeebus for last season.

RF, CF and 1B need to be replaced and upgraded in a hurry. It will happen. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

24 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Who's the starter going to be tomorrow?

Likely Urena. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

^ Confirmed. 

 

Sea lost. 

[gofuckyourself 9093]

I think we need someone like Chubbs to help loosen our guys up. They're playing with tension.

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

[DougO 5267]

Rangers were likely saving hits to close out with a big series win today. Make it so.

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

Fun start. 

[Herbie Hancock 7502]

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

8 whole pitches that inning. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

Jesus fuck, Wyatt & Nate. 

[brojangles2 795]

Bravo, Nate. Don't fucking swing at 3 flat 4 seamers. 
 

Also, I've never seen so many fucking warning track balls in one season. Unreal. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16289]

And of course that happens next. 

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Awesome.

3 for his last 18.

[gofuckyourself 9093]

And that's not even worst on the team.

[beer 3294]

Fucking Peewee cheating mutant fungus fucker

[beer 3294]

Shit no pinch hitter?

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Little known fact.

Adolis is of Germanic origin.

It means "whiff."

[brojangles2 795]

This team fucking sucks. It's embarrassing. 

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Cool.

While 1 run usually feels impossible, four runs in fact is an insurmountable lead for this offense.

I'd say except for Seager, but he'll only come up again with no one on base anyway.

Can we get the Bobby Valentine mustache and also bat Seager 2nd through 8th?

 

 

Edited August 7 by gofuckyourself
LeClerc LeClerc'ing

[DougO 5267]

Worth a shot, I guess, but I think JS needs a bit more outfield work.

[beer 3294]

Cool, they are leaving Le clerk in

Also cheating fucking shit stain

[TxTower 686]

WTF is it with this team giving up homers to fucking catchers??

It’s not like Bench or Piazza are still playing.

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

5 runs seems insurmountable. Even if we had 18 innings to get it. 

[DougO 5267]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Cool.

While 1 run usually feels impossible, three runs in fact is an insurmountable lead for this offense.

 

 

 

 

[gofuckyourself 9093]

1 minute ago, beer said:

Cool, they are leaving Le clerk in

Also cheating fucking shit stain

Yeah. Not walking Yordan last night, and letting LeClerc get worked. Odd choices.

Then again Bochy knows the offense as well as we do. 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

LeSuck strikes again

[gofuckyourself 9093]

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

5 runs seems insurmountable. Even if we had 18 innings to get it. 

4 runs is insurmountable this year.

Read elsewhere that the biggest comeback all year is 3 runs down.

Twice. 

Edited August 7 by gofuckyourself
stupid merging

[beer 3294]

[beer 3294]

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Could this be the biggest comeback win of the year?

And Heim swings first pitch popup. That's about right.

But maybe. Just maybe...

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Josh you're great but down two please look at least one or two pitches to try to get on base for Corey.

[Herbie Hancock 7502]

Pizza me little Josh

[gofuckyourself 9093]

C'mon little Josh. Be the hero twice this series and cement your immortality.

Or just lean in and get a HBP Astros style and let Corey do it.

Either works.

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Welp.

Ok someone check the rulebook.

If Corey really demolishes one next inning, it counts as two right?

[gofuckyourself 9093]

Kinda feels like the nail in the 2024 coffin.

Imma have to go back and revise my season predictions a lil' bit. 

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

Not trying to aggy you guys, but it’s felt like a “next year” team since May. Lots of injuries, lots of excuses, but it felt like it wasn’t ever going to come together. 

Time to let some kids play. I have some thoughts on next year, but will be its own thread. 

Edited August 7 by Gucci_Suit

[TxTower 686]

Stick a fork in em. They’re done.

[Rex Kramer 1539]

They’re done. They don’t have the personnel to engineer multiple long winning streaks. I’d look for them to spend money on CF, RF, 1B, another OF’er and another C. This team should look totally different next year. I bet of the 12 or so guys with 400+ AB, 6 are different next year. This team career’ed last year. Glad we stole one. We were the best team in 2011. We were not last year.