Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

Corey, bitches. 

[HRSchenker 2223]

GET FUCKED

[Firemans4Horn 17142]

Love Seager

[HuntinHorn 964]

Thank you Seagar for foiling the no hitter!

[BigDHornfan 6511]

That’s a win in my book

[AbeFroman 2043]

hahaha cocky motherfucker

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

Get big here, son. 

Fuck, he tried. 

1:35 tomorrow. 

[HuntinHorn 964]

Had Dunning not been Dunning, we could have had a chance.

[AbeFroman 2043]

Tomorrow 

[beer 3197]

This still feels like a win

[Dr Fear 1264]

Who's the starter going to be tomorrow?

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Yay for moral victories.

Outside of Seager and Smith the entire offense has had donkey aids for damn near the entire season.

Every "this will light a fire under them" win seems like it's been inevitably followed by self-immolation.

Thank jeebus for last season.

[Rex Kramer 1239]

11 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yay for moral victories.

Outside of Seager and Smith the entire offense has had donkey aids for damn near the entire season.

Every "this will light a fire under them" win seems like it's been inevitably followed by self-immolation.

Thank jeebus for last season.

RF, CF and 1B need to be replaced and upgraded in a hurry. It will happen. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

24 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Who's the starter going to be tomorrow?

Likely Urena. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

^ Confirmed. 

 

Sea lost. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

I think we need someone like Chubbs to help loosen our guys up. They're playing with tension.

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

[DougO 5229]

Rangers were likely saving hits to close out with a big series win today. Make it so.

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

Fun start. 

[Herbie Hancock 7275]

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

8 whole pitches that inning. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

Jesus fuck, Wyatt & Nate. 

[brojangles2 769]

Bravo, Nate. Don't fucking swing at 3 flat 4 seamers. 
 

Also, I've never seen so many fucking warning track balls in one season. Unreal. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15735]

And of course that happens next. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Awesome.

3 for his last 18.

[gofuckyourself 8063]

And that's not even worst on the team.

[beer 3197]

Fucking Peewee cheating mutant fungus fucker

[beer 3197]

Shit no pinch hitter?

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Little known fact.

Adolis is of Germanic origin.

It means "whiff."

[brojangles2 769]

This team fucking sucks. It's embarrassing. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Cool.

While 1 run usually feels impossible, four runs in fact is an insurmountable lead for this offense.

I'd say except for Seager, but he'll only come up again with no one on base anyway.

Can we get the Bobby Valentine mustache and also bat Seager 2nd through 8th?

 

 

Edited August 7 by gofuckyourself
LeClerc LeClerc'ing

[DougO 5229]

Worth a shot, I guess, but I think JS needs a bit more outfield work.

[beer 3197]

Cool, they are leaving Le clerk in

Also cheating fucking shit stain

[TxTower 648]

WTF is it with this team giving up homers to fucking catchers??

It’s not like Bench or Piazza are still playing.

[Gucci_Suit 2578]

5 runs seems insurmountable. Even if we had 18 innings to get it. 

[DougO 5229]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Cool.

While 1 run usually feels impossible, three runs in fact is an insurmountable lead for this offense.

 

 

 

 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

1 minute ago, beer said:

Cool, they are leaving Le clerk in

Also cheating fucking shit stain

Yeah. Not walking Yordan last night, and letting LeClerc get worked. Odd choices.

Then again Bochy knows the offense as well as we do. 

[HuntinHorn 964]

LeSuck strikes again

[gofuckyourself 8063]

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

5 runs seems insurmountable. Even if we had 18 innings to get it. 

4 runs is insurmountable this year.

Read elsewhere that the biggest comeback all year is 3 runs down.

Twice. 

Edited August 7 by gofuckyourself
stupid merging

[beer 3197]

[beer 3197]

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Could this be the biggest comeback win of the year?

And Heim swings first pitch popup. That's about right.

But maybe. Just maybe...

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Josh you're great but down two please look at least one or two pitches to try to get on base for Corey.

[Herbie Hancock 7275]

Pizza me little Josh

[gofuckyourself 8063]

C'mon little Josh. Be the hero twice this series and cement your immortality.

Or just lean in and get a HBP Astros style and let Corey do it.

Either works.

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Welp.

Ok someone check the rulebook.

If Corey really demolishes one next inning, it counts as two right?

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Kinda feels like the nail in the 2024 coffin.

Imma have to go back and revise my season predictions a lil' bit. 

[Gucci_Suit 2578]

Not trying to aggy you guys, but it’s felt like a “next year” team since May. Lots of injuries, lots of excuses, but it felt like it wasn’t ever going to come together. 

Time to let some kids play. I have some thoughts on next year, but will be its own thread. 

Edited August 7 by Gucci_Suit

[TxTower 648]

Stick a fork in em. They’re done.

[Rex Kramer 1239]

They’re done. They don’t have the personnel to engineer multiple long winning streaks. I’d look for them to spend money on CF, RF, 1B, another OF’er and another C. This team should look totally different next year. I bet of the 12 or so guys with 400+ AB, 6 are different next year. This team career’ed last year. Glad we stole one. We were the best team in 2011. We were not last year.