Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[AbeFroman 2154]

Hello win column!

[HuntinHorn 975]

Nice win

[beer 3220]

Fucking yea,  you just got pounded! (Duran I'm looking at you)

[beer 3220]

I'm not sure what to do with myself now. I can't go scream at my dog, pout, eat chocolate or guzzle bourbon. Wait, the bourbon is still an option. 

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Whee! 

 

[DougO 5243]

Naturally, I had a schedule conflict and couldn't watch this one. Figures, but great win. Let's get a streak going.

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[beer 3220]

This feels good man

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Sweet mary mother fucking jesus, Leody. 

[beer 3220]

That was embarrassing 

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Nice hose, son. 

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We’re on FS1 also if anyone needs it, not blacked out. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Come on kid work out of this one

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Way to walk the tightrope kid!

[AbeFroman 2154]

Jose insists on making life hard for himself.

[beer 3220]

Strike 4 Take your base 

[Rex Kramer 1331]

Raymond needs to stop bitching about balls and strikes every fucking time there’s a questionable call. 

[beer 3220]

Oh fuck

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Damnit, Kirby. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Just fucking swell. Time for little Josh heroics

[beer 3220]

Just fuck me

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Impressive effort, bats. 

[AbeFroman 2154]

Complete shit baseball

[Rex Kramer 1331]

Good to know Boch is taking managerial cues from Barry fucking Bonds. It’s a crime to sit Seager. He’s the only stick we have. 

“I can’t believe Josh Smith got fucked over in ASG”. Well he’s not an All-Star. Not even close. He’s a nice utility player that’ll end the year batting .250 with 15 homers and 65 RBI. He’s first-5-seasons Odor with less power because he’s tiny. He should never play 3rd. 

[DougO 5243]

Disappointing.

But If the memory of last season were somehow erased this team would just seem like pretty typical Rangers. 

Not really where we expected to be again so soon.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Yates can be so good and so damn bad ….

[Rex Kramer 1331]

15 hours ago, HuntinHorn said:

Yates can be so good and so damn bad ….

Yates has been damn near lights out this year.  The utter lack of hitting is why we lost. 

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Go team. 

[cmontexas 3270]

Chris Young leaving would suck

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16 pitches for 1 out. 

17 for 2. 

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And 18 for 3. 

[beer 3220]

Mother fucker that was close

[HuntinHorn 975]

Yates has been damn near lights out this year.  The utter lack of hitting is why we lost. 

There can be more than one reason to lose.

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

There can be more than one reason to lose.

Do us all a huge fuckin favor and put that fuckstick on ignore and never quote him again so the rest of us don’t have to see his dumbassery.

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Marcus yack!

[beer 3220]

That was nice

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

There we go kid!

[HuntinHorn 975]

Do us all a huge fuckin favor and put that fuckstick on ignore and never quote him again so the rest of us don’t have to see his dumbassery.

Hahahaha… noted.

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Fucking great. 

He's out. 

[Herbie Hancock 7344]

Really not sure what the purpose of that was. And that fucker fired a dart dead on the fuckin money

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Ha, that was some impressive footwork. 

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Jesus shit, nice play. 

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Safe, let's go. 

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And fuck. 

[Rex Kramer 1331]

@HuntinHorn

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Carson Kelly, noted DH, comes through. 

[MAUFRAIS 6618]

Big fake knockers behind home tonight.

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Then Leody happens. 

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Kelly is unstoppable.