Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[SpiralOut 1954]

Startin' to think the Astros fucking suck.  

[jeevsie 3781]

Wheels falling off. 

[Gucci_Suit 2810]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Startin' to think the Astros fucking suck.  

They do. 

[TxTower 684]

There seriously aren't words in English for how much I fucking love Corey Seager.

Corey giveth and Corey taketh away.

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Pizza, bitches! 

[ztejas 44114]

Hahahahaha run it up on these fucks.

Meet the new boss bitches.

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

Pizza bitches!

[Constant 6844]

We are so fucking good. 

[jeevsie 3781]

Crooked numbers kick ass

[AbeFroman 3091]

Light'em up

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, Constant said:

We are so fucking good. 

Man - I fuckin told y'all. They're ice cold and swaggy. Bochy is a fucking zen master.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

4D chess on manufacturing a save opportunity for LeClerc in a blowout. 

[Pato del Muerto 53340]

Players also concerned with Jose and set about making a sufficient cushion

[ConferenceRoom 6210]

Flood gates for Carter. 

[Ignatius 4125]

Whoever posted a few days ago that Carter and Taveras need to pick it up should do that shit more often…

[Constant 6844]

Evan is alive. 

[SpiralOut 1954]

Langford looks good.  Carter and Heim have come out of their shells.  This lineup is fucking filthy.  

[ConferenceRoom 6210]

Taylor with an “e?” What kind of fucking asshole shit is this? 

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

This lineup is fucking filthy.  

And Lowe and JJ aren't even active...

I still feel like I'm in a fever dream. How did we win the fucking WS and put this lineup together?

[Constant 6844]

Just now, ztejas said:

And Lowe and JJ aren't even active...

I still feel like I'm in a fever dream. How did we win the fucking WS and put this lineup together?

Chris Young & Co needs all of their demands met for eternity. 

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Chris Young & Co needs all of their demands met for eternity. 

He gives me Bob Meyers vibes.

(Golden State Warriors GM from 2012-2022)

[TxTower 684]

Players also concerned with Jose and set about making a sufficient cushion

Punch out the midget Jose!

[Surly Bevo 25660]

Never makes it nice and easy Jose.

[TxTower 684]

Well furk. Will settle for Bergman ending the game.

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Never a fucking doubt. 

[ztejas 44114]

Dogshit pitch but I like that hustle to cover home.

And that's it. 

[AbeFroman 3091]

HWC!

[ConferenceRoom 6210]

HWC

[jeevsie 3781]

Ballgame, bitches

[Constant 6844]

Excellent game. Just damn good baseball. 

[SpiralOut 1954]

Gonna pile up a lot of wins this year with the As and the Trashcans in our division. 

[fellside 1135]

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

[ztejas 44114]

6 minutes ago, fellside said:

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

On Russillo the other day Jeff Passan said that you have to go back to 1993 to find a league-leading payroll that's less than the As payroll this season. 

Edited April 7 by ztejas

[TxTower 684]

So sad that MLB wants this to be a rivalry and Astros can’t hold up their end of the bargain.

[Jameslaw121 4485]

gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve).

Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"

 

Mom was not amused 

Edited April 7 by Jameslaw121

[TxTower 684]

gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player battering(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve).
Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"
 
Mom was not amused 

Midget is the proper term. Raise her right.

[ztejas 44114]

3 minutes ago, TxTower said:

Midget is the proper term. Raise her right.

No. The proper term is "little fuckass midget bitch boy pussy puto chingada altuve"

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Just saw the replay of his pickoff, thank you LH 1B. That was a rather massive play. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

 

Hope so. 

[Trey3216 15450]

52 minutes ago, fellside said:

Imagine having the same record as the A's at 5 times the payroll.

So they paid all that money just to compete with the A’s?!

[gofuckyourself 8942]

55 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No. The proper term is "little fuckass midget bitch boy pussy puto chingada altuve"

Accurate, but do any of those 10 dollar words mean cheater? If not, it's one short.

Heh, heh, short.

[jeevsie 3781]

So….17 days straight, no off days?

[Constant 6844]

5 hours ago, jeevsie said:

So….17 days straight, no off days?

Correct. The last 10 being on the road against Houston, Detroit, and Atlanta. 

[EastTexan 669]

8 hours ago, jeevsie said:

So….17 days straight, no off days?

Damn. MLB trying to break up the dynasty?

[ITHorn 917]

A bit last minute, but if anyone wants free tickets for game tonight i’ve got 2 in Sec 133 row 3. Shoot me a PM and i’ll forward the tickets via email. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Roof open tonight, SNB on ESPN. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Let’s fucking ride with Jank in CF.

 

[Constant 6844]

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let’s fucking ride with Jank in CF.

 

Going to fucking mash. 

[Pato del Muerto 53340]

Baby blue jammies ftw

[Trey3216 15450]

Maybe we’ll swing the hammer today and not leave so many on.  Would love to see a 15 hit performance again and a 10+ margin.