Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[ztejas 43,414]

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Great timing…. Bradford goes on the DL and Eovaldi is Amber Hearding the bed.

On the bright side I don't have to watch because the Masters is on. 

[brojangles2 786]

36 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Altuve has a ton of home runs against Evoladi in his career. 

5. But he was 2-10 in the ALCS against him when it mattered so fuck that midget. 

[beer 3,220]

Beauty

[HuntinHorn 975]

Beauty

Yes it was.

[DougO 5,243]

Fixin' to turn this shit around...

[beer 3,220]

That's how I would pitch

[beer 3,220]

My shitty Home rewind Replay says no

[beer 3,220]

1 hour ago, beer said:

I still hate that fucking midget

 

Edited April 14 by beer

[beer 3,220]

"even tho he's a small fella"

[crum 525]

might as well just turn off with Yerry up there

[beer 3,220]

Maddux giving bullpen some warmup time

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Start the plane. 

[beer 3,220]

Bochytimr

[HuntinHorn 975]

Well softball it is.

[beer 3,220]

Winn seems like he's not typical of our bullpen. 

[beer 3,220]

Ok...6 more of those

[beer 3,220]

Well well

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Let’s take the worst bullpen in MLB from 2023 and make it shittier. 

Edited April 14 by Firemans4Horn

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Quick & painless. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Let’s ride. No Wyatt. 

 

[gofuckyourself 8,208]

He threw a no hitter in his home debut with the Phillies last year, so he'll throw a no hitter in his road debut with us.

Science. Tell your interpreter to put a couple mil on that.

But any indication on a pitch count or expectation there, given that he pitches well?

Assuming he got all the runs and walks out at RR.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

If he throws 85, we’ll be happy. 

[Fudbelty 2,788]

Fuck your no hitter.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

I am fucking over the Zeke Duran experience. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Jared trying to make the Lowe roster decision real easy. 

[beer 3,220]

No so many fans at this game

[beer 3,220]

So it's gonna be one off those ump nights

Edited April 15 by beer

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Fuck some shit up here, boys. 

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Let's get some runs out of this please.

[Constant 6,724]

Good hustle from Semien. 

[beer 3,220]

Kaching...that's 1

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Jesus fuck, that’s all we get. 

[Constant 6,724]

We kinda suck at bases loaded with no outs. 

[beer 3,220]

Well shit

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

We do like Kerry Carpenter's wife. 

 

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Fuck yeah. 

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Whew!

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

79 for Lorenzen, can’t bitch.

Be good, Jose. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Good to see a nice start by a starter ......  Now if these weak ass striking out bats would wake up.

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

Get strong on one Leody

Or not. Fuck

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Alright, now fucking rake. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

They did not rake. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

I like Forrest Gump, but definitely not that much. Odd choice

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Fuck. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,345]

Holy shit little Josh perfectly

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He knows he should have let that hop. 

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Please fucking score another run. 

[Constant 6,724]

Robertson good again. Can we score?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,950]

Fuck, gonna do it the hard way. 

[Constant 6,724]

Anemic