Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[Pato del Muerto 52120]

Last night sucked. But when things go poorly I remind myself of last season, that always makes me smile. And sometimes I read the current page of the Astros thread.  They need to show some life though because resignation is already creeping in, with talk of a throwaway developmental season to prepare for another real run next season!

[torre 1284]

If any ATX area fans are interested in attending.

 

ROUND ROCK, Texas (KXAN) — One of the biggest names in baseball is set to get game action at Dell Diamond Wednesday Night.

Three-time Cy Young award winner Max Scherzer will make a rehab start for the Round Rock Express at 7:05 p.m. Wednesday against the Salt Lake Bees.

https://www.kxan.com/sports/max-scherzer-set-for-round-rock-rehab-start-wednesday-night/

[gofuckyourself 8068]

AND $1 dog night.

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

[ConferenceRoom 6087]

We should probably think about raking. 

[gofuckyourself 8068]

Or 3 walks and a HBP.

220, 221 whatever it takes.

They've been shutout the last two home games.

Speaking of ballpark promotions, it's Corey Seager World Series Bobblehead night.

Hopefully he can bobble his way to a big game.

 

 

[HuntinHorn 964]

Leadoff triple.   Not an ideal start.

[beer 3197]

Oops

[beer 3197]

Everyone told you it was going to be a slider...

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Fuckin gascan

[ztejas 42822]

What cocksucking channel are we on?

[Constant 6565]

Great AB by Lowe. 

[BigDHornfan 6514]

bally's extra

 

[Constant 6565]

Can we get a HR from the elite power rookie tonight, please?

[BigDHornfan 6514]

@Herbie Hancock
tell these fuckers to get hits tonight.

[ztejas 42822]

@Herbie Hancock yeah you fucking bitch get us to stop sucking at the plate.

[MAUFRAIS 6562]

Are these bitches in an aquarium?

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Motherfucking fucking fuck. This is why we can’t have nice things

[BigDHornfan 6514]

fuck

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22022]

Unbelievable 

[HuntinHorn 964]

That is some shit Ranger luck right there.

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Somebody needs to sacrifice a chicken and get Jobu some rum. This shit has got to stop

[BigDHornfan 6514]

I think Wyatt drank Jobu's rum

 

[AbeFroman 2052]

I’m not even going to bitch about that, fell down at my sisters Saturday scraped a beautiful knee a model knee.

[ztejas 42822]

13 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Motherfucking fucking fuck. This is why we can’t have nice things

 

10 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Somebody needs to sacrifice a chicken and get Jobu some rum. This shit has got to stop

Whatever you did didn't work but you're bringing the heat tonight so I'll give you some fake internet points. 

[AbeFroman 2052]

It’s time to hit the baseball.

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Dolis dinger!

[Herbie Hancock 7278]

Can we get back to back yacks?

YES!!!!!

[Radical Larry 28468]

[ztejas 42822]

46 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@Herbie Hancock yeah you fucking bitch get us to stop sucking at the plate.

 

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Can we get back to back yacks?

Y'all are welcome.

[AbeFroman 2052]

They call us fence scrapers, word up

Miracle makers, word up

[ztejas 42822]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

They call us fence scrapers, word up

Miracle makers, word up

I'm not gonna lie I like the attitude you're bringing tonight. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Had to rewind, Julio really fucked that up. 

[AbeFroman 2052]

Get some Joe, let’s hit it.

[Elmer_Fudd 22022]

That's not the Johnathan Hernandez I remember.

[ConferenceRoom 6087]

Yahtzee. 

[mdmost 42515]

[AbeFroman 2052]

Come on in doors open 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

Rather massive gift there. 

[ztejas 42822]

I fucking love these guys. 

[ConferenceRoom 6087]

Single and two bases is harsh. 

[HuntinHorn 964]

Good to see the offense come through..

[ztejas 42822]

We aren't setting the league on fire yet but I'm standing by my optimism with this team. They just look cool and collected and unbothered. I think we just hang around .500 and the division lead until we need to kick it up a notch.

I think come October we're going to again be a dangerous team.

[ConferenceRoom 6087]

Just now, ztejas said:

We aren't setting the league on fire yet but I'm standing by my optimism with this team. They just look cool and collected and unbothered. I think we just hang around .500 and the division lead until we need to kick it up a notch.

I think come October we're going to again be a dangerous team.

This isn’t even our final form. 

[mdmost 42515]

Just nice to see some run support after the early innings being so bleak. 

[ConferenceRoom 6087]

That’s how you do it right there. 

[mdmost 42515]

[ConferenceRoom 6087]

Baseball is a funny game. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15742]

That a kid, Evan. 

[HuntinHorn 964]

Carter!  What a gem!