Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[brojangles2 796]

Fucking little league Rangers again. Hate this shit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,552]

Maybe hit a sac fly?

[AbeFroman 3,177]

I turn it over for Nascasr Rewind and there’s a baseball game on.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

Praise Allah, he didn't ground out. 

[AbeFroman 3,177]

Brooksie 

[AbeFroman 3,177]

Now we’re cooking, it’s time to hit the baseball.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

Or not. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,691]

The fuck is Carter looking for?

[Herbie Hancock 7,529]

For fuck sake Evan at least pretend like you want to be here

[Radical Larry 28,832]

This is painful to watch. Thank god there’s hockey on too. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

He hit a ball hard! 

[ztejas 44,328]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

This is painful to watch. Thank god there’s hockey on too. 

Just realized it's a DFW trifecta night.

[gofuckyourself 9,222]

So they're going to just lose 1-0 because they left 318 on base, that's the plan?

[SpiralOut 1,966]

Well at least the Stars don't suck.

[Firemans4Horn 18,552]

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

Please, please find one here somehow. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

All of that shit sucked. 

[gofuckyourself 9,222]

Flush this turd down.

[AbeFroman 3,177]

That’s an appropriate way to end this shit show.

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

Corey couldn’t hit his way out of a wet paper sack right now

What a shit show

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

.615 OPS for him now. 

[gofuckyourself 9,222]

Just behind Leody and Langford. Sweet.

 

[TxTower 693]

Corey couldn’t hit his way out of a wet paper sack right now

What a shit show

Notoriously slow starter but I have to wonder if the sports hernia is still bothering.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

But in less stellar news from yesterday... 

 

[TxTower 693]

It’s May. Bats need to make an appearance.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

Hopefully these guys will put some runs up for Eovaldi and win this series.

[Trey3216 15,461]

Just saw this little fun fact….of all the current Rangers on the roster, who had the longest HR for their first MLB HR?   

[Gucci_Suit 2,845]

Mitchell Parker has obviously been good for them in limited starts. Would be nice to get runs early. 

[gsoda3 3,365]

7 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Just saw this little fun fact….of all the current Rangers on the roster, who had the longest HR for their first MLB HR?   

if a ball bounces inside the fence and rolls around the outfield does that count towards total distance?

[Trey3216 15,461]

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

if a ball bounces inside the fence and rolls around the outfield does that count towards total distance?

No

[Trey3216 15,461]

I’ll withhold the mystery until 2:00 central.   It’s pretty fascinating 

[Trey3216 15,461]

Aww fuck it.  The answer is Jon Gray.  467 ft

 

 

[Trey3216 15,461]

Let’s rake.  

[beer 3,298]

No score before we even get to bat today so we got that going for us. 

[ztejas 44,328]

8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Aww fuck it.  The answer is Jon Gray.  467 ft

 

 

That would have been my guess. Gray can rake.

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

Corey off to a good start again watching a third strike.    12 pitch inning for the Washington starter.

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

Eovaldi came to play today!

[HuntinHorn 1,005]

21 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Aww fuck it.  The answer is Jon Gray.  467 ft

 

 

Damn!  Nice!   Hell they way they were lacking in run support for him before this last outing, we should have  let him hit.

[Trey3216 15,461]

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Damn!  Nice!   Hell they way they were lacking in run support for him before this last outing, we should have  let him hit.

Off former Ranger Scott Feldman no less...

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

Jonah/Little Josh/Zeke show. Of course. 

[beer 3,298]

Does not suck

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

And Evan with a little help from their 1B. 

[Gucci_Suit 2,845]

Runz

[Gucci_Suit 2,845]

To Seager, they’re basically throwing nothing but 4-seamers high and middle out. He’s trying to pull everything so he fouls it off, pops it up, strikes out, or pulls it weakly to first. Dude is bring his head up and his shoulder out too fast. So uncharacteristic. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

Holy fuck, that was a putrid AB. He has zero clue right now. 

[TxTower 693]

Leody getting the day off?
Maybe he can work on his base running.

[Herbie Hancock 7,529]

Little Josh keeps this up and his shirsey gonna earn a spot in Spy’s closet

[Herbie Hancock 7,529]

Well done Jonah

[shadow_operative2.0 16,324]

Wyatt, fucking again.