Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[beer 3220]

Fuck u blue that's a strike all game long

[ConferenceRoom 6145]

Rang up Lowe on that exact pitch you fucking asshole. 

[beer 3220]

Terrible ump is terrible

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

We're the big winners. 

[Radical Larry 28659]

[HuntinHorn 986]

Finally! Nice win!

[10SNE1 117]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Falkor! The Neverending Story! One of my favorite shows when I was a kid of 10. 

[DougO 5255]

Good for Gray getting a win after another great start. He's been pitching really well but he seems like he's been a hard luck dude.

[Fudbelty 2789]

That is a specific bet.  Comes back in under ten weeks with efficiency, yeah right.  I'll take it and gladly donate 45 to the cause, hopefully.

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

[AbeFroman 2202]

5 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

Well well

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Three at home hosting old friend Wash’s boys.

Fri - 7:05 Heaney
Sat - 6:15 Urena
Sun - 1:35 Lorenzen 

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Lefty lineup. 

[gofuckyourself 8364]

I have a good feeling we're going hit tonight. Even though he's a lefty.

Bats gotta erupt again sometime.

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Go sit. 

[ConferenceRoom 6145]

He’s pitching around the plate pretty well. Come on, sticks. Do something. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Jonah, bitches. 

[ConferenceRoom 6145]

That’ll play. 

[beer 3220]

Boom

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Goddamnit, Nate! 

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Cool defense

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

We certainly won't have to worry about him winning back-to-back GGs. 

[ConferenceRoom 6145]

Fucking brutal way to give up a run. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Fucking shit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Poop

[Elmer_Fudd 22312]

Wow

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Welp, hurry up hockey. 

[Herbie Hancock 7370]

I have no words

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We certainly won't have to worry about him winning back-to-back GGs. 

Adolis either. 

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

These guys are playing defense like they owe Ohtani’s bookie some serious money.

[Herbie Hancock 7370]

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

At home, after a win & off day, this is some goddamn bullshit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

This is loser baseball tonight

[Radical Larry 28659]

Willie Calhoun looks like he ate Kole Calhoun. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Imagine Free Willie trying to talk to Vanessa Hudgens (backup's wife) at a team function. 

[beer 3220]

Fucking run it out every at bat

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Fat Willie is unstoppable. 

[gofuckyourself 8364]

This team is pissing me off.

My optimism is being tested.

[beer 3220]

That's a little, hope it's not too late

[beer 3220]

I was looking depressed so my wife just brought me bacon and tequila. 

[gofuckyourself 8364]

16 minutes ago, beer said:

I was looking depressed so my wife just brought me bacon and tequila. 

The way this team is playing you'll soon need Ozempic and an AA sponsor.

[HuntinHorn 986]

Garrrrrrrrrrrr-bage!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

 

We ain't even mad at you, bro. Nate fucked the first one, then Marcus kicked the easiest 4-6-3 he'll see all season before the homer. 

[ztejas 43526]

3 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I have a good feeling we're going hit tonight.

[gofuckyourself 8364]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yep.

But like I said, my optimism is dropping faster than the routine balls hit to our outfielders.

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

Fucking Knizner.

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

On 5/16/2024 at 10:57 AM, Fudbelty said:

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

On 5/16/2024 at 4:14 PM, AbeFroman said:

Well well 

As usual, Fud loses.

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Unfortunately for Jung, he’ll now face an even longer absence, as Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News writes that Jung will likely be out until at least the start of July, or perhaps closer to the All-Star break. It will be 10-14 days before Jung knows whether or not he’ll be given the green light to start swinging a bat, and assuming that Jung is cleared, it’ll be another 3-4 weeks of full baseball activities and minor league rehab games before an IL activation is feasible. 

[gofuckyourself 8364]

Another lefty, so I'm changing tack to full pessimist mode. We're getting obliterated today.

[gofuckyourself 8364]

Game is getting bumped to FS2 and an app by the XFL? Good job Fox.

[shadow_operative2.0 16015]

On big boy Fox in DFW. 

[gofuckyourself 8364]

Have a seat. Ureña pitching well so we'll probably be no hit.

Keeping my pessimism going.