Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[beer 3295]

Fuck u blue that's a strike all game long

[ConferenceRoom 6215]

Rang up Lowe on that exact pitch you fucking asshole. 

[beer 3295]

Terrible ump is terrible

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

We're the big winners. 

[Radical Larry 28827]

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Finally! Nice win!

[10SNE1 126]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Falkor! The Neverending Story! One of my favorite shows when I was a kid of 10. 

[DougO 5269]

Good for Gray getting a win after another great start. He's been pitching really well but he seems like he's been a hard luck dude.

[Fudbelty 2810]

That is a specific bet.  Comes back in under ten weeks with efficiency, yeah right.  I'll take it and gladly donate 45 to the cause, hopefully.

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

[AbeFroman 3144]

5 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

Well well

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Three at home hosting old friend Wash’s boys.

Fri - 7:05 Heaney
Sat - 6:15 Urena
Sun - 1:35 Lorenzen 

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Lefty lineup. 

[gofuckyourself 9121]

I have a good feeling we're going hit tonight. Even though he's a lefty.

Bats gotta erupt again sometime.

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Go sit. 

[ConferenceRoom 6215]

He’s pitching around the plate pretty well. Come on, sticks. Do something. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Jonah, bitches. 

[ConferenceRoom 6215]

That’ll play. 

[beer 3295]

Boom

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Goddamnit, Nate! 

[Firemans4Horn 18543]

Cool defense

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

We certainly won't have to worry about him winning back-to-back GGs. 

[ConferenceRoom 6215]

Fucking brutal way to give up a run. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Fucking shit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18543]

Poop

[Elmer_Fudd 23041]

Wow

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Welp, hurry up hockey. 

[Herbie Hancock 7512]

I have no words

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We certainly won't have to worry about him winning back-to-back GGs. 

Adolis either. 

[Firemans4Horn 18543]

These guys are playing defense like they owe Ohtani’s bookie some serious money.

[Herbie Hancock 7512]

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

At home, after a win & off day, this is some goddamn bullshit. 

[Firemans4Horn 18543]

This is loser baseball tonight

[Radical Larry 28827]

Willie Calhoun looks like he ate Kole Calhoun. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Imagine Free Willie trying to talk to Vanessa Hudgens (backup's wife) at a team function. 

[beer 3295]

Fucking run it out every at bat

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Fat Willie is unstoppable. 

[gofuckyourself 9121]

This team is pissing me off.

My optimism is being tested.

[beer 3295]

That's a little, hope it's not too late

[beer 3295]

I was looking depressed so my wife just brought me bacon and tequila. 

[gofuckyourself 9121]

16 minutes ago, beer said:

I was looking depressed so my wife just brought me bacon and tequila. 

The way this team is playing you'll soon need Ozempic and an AA sponsor.

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Garrrrrrrrrrrr-bage!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

 

We ain't even mad at you, bro. Nate fucked the first one, then Marcus kicked the easiest 4-6-3 he'll see all season before the homer. 

[ztejas 44299]

3 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I have a good feeling we're going hit tonight.

[gofuckyourself 9121]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yep.

But like I said, my optimism is dropping faster than the routine balls hit to our outfielders.

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

Fucking Knizner.

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

On 5/16/2024 at 10:57 AM, Fudbelty said:

I’m sure this was covered yesterday. Josh cleared for on field activities. June 10 is 10 weeks. I’ll start looking now. (Has to actually be in a line up on or before June 10)

On 5/16/2024 at 4:14 PM, AbeFroman said:

Well well 

As usual, Fud loses.

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Unfortunately for Jung, he’ll now face an even longer absence, as Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News writes that Jung will likely be out until at least the start of July, or perhaps closer to the All-Star break. It will be 10-14 days before Jung knows whether or not he’ll be given the green light to start swinging a bat, and assuming that Jung is cleared, it’ll be another 3-4 weeks of full baseball activities and minor league rehab games before an IL activation is feasible. 

[gofuckyourself 9121]

Another lefty, so I'm changing tack to full pessimist mode. We're getting obliterated today.

[gofuckyourself 9121]

Game is getting bumped to FS2 and an app by the XFL? Good job Fox.

[shadow_operative2.0 16319]

On big boy Fox in DFW. 

[gofuckyourself 9121]

Have a seat. Ureña pitching well so we'll probably be no hit.

Keeping my pessimism going.