Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Corey, bitches. 

[gofuckyourself 9098]

Holy shit home run with a guy on base.

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

That was a nasty pitch. 

[Herbie Hancock 7504]

Fucking bitchass Correa

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

We make the simple things hard

[Herbie Hancock 7504]

That lead was short lived

[mdmost 44119]

That's a really fun ballpark if you've never been. Right on the edge of downtown. Abundant parking or you can take the metro. Great beer available all over. Now let's kick their asses. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23039]

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That's a really fun ballpark if you've never been. Right on the edge of downtown. Abundant parking or you can take the metro. Great beer available all over. Now let's kick their asses. 

It's right at the top of the stadiums we've been to.

[Ignatius 4151]

Fuck man nobody in this lineup can get the ball out of the infield. This is as deep a hitting funk as I can remember this franchise ever being in outside of maybe the Covid year….

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Fucking awesome, Urena dead. 

[AbeFroman 3134]

Now how many days Urena going on the IL

[Herbie Hancock 7504]

Leody you lazy fuck

[AbeFroman 3134]

And that was a shit throw, he should have been meat.

[Firemans4Horn 18541]

This offense. Woof. 

[AbeFroman 3134]

fuckin hell man

[Herbie Hancock 7504]

Jesus tittyfuckin christ

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Holy fucking shit. Nate & Marcus have been so fucking putrid lately. 

[AbeFroman 3134]

Now go hit, let's grab this one while it's in reach.

[gofuckyourself 9098]

C'mon Semien. Please don't pop up on the 1st pitch.

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

This is truly amazing. 

[gofuckyourself 9098]

They're buried under 10 tons of unclutch shit.

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

 

 

[gofuckyourself 9098]

Until Ureña's MRI reveals a ruptured tendon and gangrene and probably tuberculosis.

60 Day IL

[AbeFroman 3134]

Have we won a single game since Bob Grossman joined the team? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

[gofuckyourself 9098]

27 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Have we won a single game since Bob Grossman joined the team? 

He arrived May 8 and went 0 for 2 in the last game we scored over 4 runs, at Oakland.

They've won two games since then.

So no, that washed up bum isn't the reason our offense is awful since then, unless he is, but I'm sure he ain't, but he might be.

Edited May 25 by gofuckyourself

[beer 3294]

I keep coming back anyway. 

[beer 3294]

Oh good lord

[gofuckyourself 9098]

Well, just 1 run but I don't have much faith we can keep them there, or score two.

So that might do it.

[beer 3294]

Do you want Yerry in the first, cause that's how you get Yerry in the first

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Walk walk walk walk walk

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Adolis…. Call timeout with 2 strikes to strike out .

[gofuckyourself 9098]

Hey hey. XBH with men on board, two games in a row.

[AbeFroman 3134]

I don't know what the fuck Nathan is thinking in the box.

[beer 3294]

Ump sounds a little menopausal 

[AbeFroman 3134]

1 minute ago, beer said:

Ump sounds a little menopausal 

He started yelling at everybody, and nobody was really questioning it.

[AbeFroman 3134]

Power Zeke

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Zeke, bitches. 

[beer 3294]

Finally

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Good to see from Zeke!

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Hey, Leody did something. 

[gofuckyourself 9098]

Multiple RISP hits?

This is wild.

[gofuckyourself 9098]

Lorenzen is the latest 2024 pitcher curse.

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Absolutely unreal shit with our rotation. 

Edited May 25 by shadow_operative2.0

[AbeFroman 3134]

This squatty little crampy fuck.

[beer 3294]

Senile fucking piece of shit low T butthurt idiot ump

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Jonah must smell awful or something, umps always fuck him. 

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

Fucking blue.

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

Fuck you again blue.

[shadow_operative2.0 16297]

Thank you, fucking Zeke.