Texas Rangers 2024: Run It Back

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Take a seat.

C'mon bats.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

For the love of fuck, Leody. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Jesus that half was all kinds of pathetic.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Time to eat the rest of Knizner’s $ & just bring Sam back. It’s not possible to be worse. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Hit. The. Goddamn. Ball. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Ureña's been great.

Ok, feels like now or never.

After Wendzel does nothing I'm sure.

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Fuck off ump they don't need more help.

[Firemans4Horn 17136]

Amazed we’re only 2 games below .500 with a lineup full of 650 ops hitters. Hat tip to our starting pitching and rag tag bullpen. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Please find a hole. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Haha. We'll take it.

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Fucking Adolis plate discipline has regressed to toddler level.

[AbeFroman 2043]

So many non-competitive at bats in this lineup.

[gofuckyourself 8063]

And doesn't help with our best hitters up the ump does this shit.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Time to eat the rest of Knizner’s $ & just bring Sam back. It’s not possible to be worse. 

Hmm. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Fucking Knizner ohmygod that was pathetic.

What would you say you do here?

Edited June 15 by gofuckyourself

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Interesting route, Magellan. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Lowe if you moved your fat ass the whole time you get past him.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Way to fucking piss on that one, Nadia. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Wyatt ain't giving up.

Josh gonna give it here.

[AbeFroman 2043]

Dammit I thought he had one.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Thank jesus, Leody is benched. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

I'm sure Zeke will come through.

And I didn't even have time to post that until he fucking did that.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Man, all of that shit sucked. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

That was a prototypical 2024 Rangers game if there ever was one.

So fucking infuriating.

[AbeFroman 2043]

Another shit opener.

[Firemans4Horn 17136]

Davis Wendzel is proof God should have cancelled Baylor’s athletic program. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

Heading to the Express game tonight for an early Father's Day outing with my kids.

Looks like we'll get to see Scherzer pitch, along with some other bozo. Not bad.

Hopefully the affiliate fares better against the Mariners organization than the squad did yesterday.

[ConferenceRoom 6076]

Post pictures of Solak. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

I was thinking of kidnapping Huff and bring him up to Seattle.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

He’s active now, Jonah to paternity list. 

[AbeFroman 2043]

10 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He’s active now, Jonah to paternity list. 

Oh, we're starting that up again?

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Leody finally fucking sits. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

On big boy Fox. 

[beer 3197]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Leody finally fucking sits. 

.071 over last 2 weeks

Well, it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
And I been tryin' to call my baby
Lord, and I can't get a single sound

[beer 3197]

Fucking strike goddamn ump

[AbeFroman 2043]

Knizner has no plan when he gets in the box.  He's looking for nothing.

[beer 3197]

Well fuck me. So it's gonna be like that?

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Welp, 3:10 tomorrow. 

Edited June 16 by shadow_operative2.0

[HuntinHorn 964]

Anemic offense is anemic...

[beer 3197]

Always this shit with 2 outs

[beer 3197]

At least we're making this interesting 

[DougO 5229]

Come one, guys, come back and steal this one!

[AbeFroman 2043]

This is difficult to watch.

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

 

 

[beer 3197]

Stop fucking teasing

[beer 3197]

"lawn dart"

[beer 3197]

Goddammit, stop fucking with us 

[shadow_operative2.0 15734]

Of fucking course. 

[gofuckyourself 8063]

RR definitely played a Rangers game last night.

Gave up early runs, then held that while the offense was shut down entirely. No hit through 5.

Scherzer was decent. His first pitch was taken deep but he struck out the side after. I assume he'll rejoin this week.

Jung likely in the RR lineup tonight. And Sborz probably will pitch as well.

[Elmer_Fudd 22021]

Tinoco DFA.  Winn called back up.