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I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

LOL

Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

You were saying? Plane is crashing in the mountain. This team will be lucky to end the year .500

Ring me up in not March.

And go look at the last 5 years of threads on this... The meltdown starts in April. Runs through mid May then things become ok...

Astros fans are Aggyv roller coaster in reverse

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Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.
Rockets haven't been relevant since to Olajuwan and the Texans.. lol don't worry they'll fuck up like they always do
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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

What do you drink, smoke, ingest?

I want avoid it.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.

LOL

Just now, YChang said:

Yikes, you hope a veteran team like this can get its act together soon... come on Tuve, tie it up

It's game three out of 162.

Panic in July.

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
Are you taking Espada/Brown over Ime/Stone or Demeco/Caserio? The Astros are taking the Texans place as Houston’s laughingstock with an owner, coach and GM we are dying to replace.

Rockets haven't been relevant since to Olajuwan and the Texans.. lol don't worry they'll fuck up like they always do

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

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The fucking truth. It’s slapping everyone in the face. The Astros are done. Thanks Jim, Dana and Dusty for destroying a dynasty.

Bro. It's game 3/162. It's not even April.

You cannot be serious

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

Until they win, they aren't the Astros.

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

Cool.  Go post in those threads.

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1 minute ago, YChang said:

Not panicking... just extremely dissatisfied with this sloppy and languid start, lol. 

Go look at the last 5 years and you'll feel better... 

You have another 45 days of falling sky.

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Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.


11 games oh shit give them the trophy..LoL

They aren't winning shit anytime in the near future.

Great a top 5 staff, here's your top 5 staff trophy

Astros have won more play off games last year then the Texans have since their inception.
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Just now, Slacks said:

Go look at the last 5 years and you'll feel better... 

You have another 45 days of falling sky.

I know I know. But for me, these game threads are where I react in the moment, even if I know it's irrational. 

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4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Rockets have won 11 in a row with a young core of 6 players that are the envy of the league. Texans have the best young QB in the game and both the Rockets and Texans are led by top 5 coaching staffs in their respective sports.

And the Astros have missed the playoffs for 7 seasons straight.

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8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Ring me up in not March.

And go look at the last 5 years of threads on this... The meltdown starts in April. Runs through mid May then things become ok...

Astros fans are Aggyv roller coaster in reverse

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

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The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Dude. Chill out. Good god
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Just now, Macklemore said:

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Who did you want to sign? Be specific.

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The roster construction of this team is terrible. That wasn’t the case before. There was no plan to address the FA losses we suffered. We are in hell again like we were with Púrpura. 

Again, you’re an idiot 

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