Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13,583]

That was destroyed

[Macklemore 2,876]

YORDAN!!

[Wishbone 4,789]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Fucking crushed 

Starting to come around.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

What a shot

[UTexasFight 9,542]

At least Blair didn’t do that to Garcia 

[Rip76 4,962]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

I’ll suck my own cock if we can somehow win this game. 

 

[UTexasFight 9,542]

This game might still be going when the A’s/Rangers are scheduled to start tomorrow 

[tx 3 putt 77,502]

 

[UTPhil2006 3,817]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’ll suck my own cock if we can somehow win this game. 

[MirrOlure 14,848]

So my boys are friends with Henley from college…they fell into a bunch of Fort Worth kids at UT.

I sent them this to forward….I was hanging on every pitch of Mark Petkovsek’s similarly ill-fated debut (ironically with the Rangers). Gave up 5 in the 1st inning on bloops, near misses, flukes. Career turned out OK for Pet.

[UTPhil2006 3,817]

They have exactly the same ERA just Petkovseks decimal point is two more spots over 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Alvarez needs 1-2 Hrs a game for us to have a chance. 

[UTPhil2006 3,817]

Alright let’s get him off the hook for the L

[UTexasFight 9,542]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

What was your favorite Diaz as an Astros player moment?

 

 

Probably traded Framber  to White Sox for Maldy 

That he got DFA’ed to make room for a guy that threw 39 pitches and faced 9 batters to get 1 out.

[Scraps 13,583]

Just want to remind everyone we are undefeated when Yordan homers

Lulz

[MirrOlure 14,848]

They have exactly the same ERA just Petkovseks decimal point is two more spots over 

It was just an example that debuts don’t dictate careers.

[UTexasFight 9,542]

38 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Is this seriously the only option we had?

Our minors are real, real bad.

 

seriously 

[Scraps 13,583]

Who was that guy who made his debut for us about 6 or 7 years ago....i think it was at Texas also. Blonde guy i think. He was gone fairly quick.

I cannot remember his name

[tx 3 putt 77,502]

[DaysOff 7,976]

Not for long pal

[Scraps 13,583]

Who was that guy who made his debut for us about 6 or 7 years ago....i think it was at Texas also. Blonde guy i think. He was gone fairly quick.

I cannot remember his name

Ok was 2021....Tyler Ivey....only game he has pitched in

(Cy Sneeds 2nd game was against Texas in 2019, but he hung around a little longer)

[Scraps 13,583]

Hitting Abreu with a pitch is like as dumb as starting Henley

[David Dennison 18,951]

WTF???

[Wishbone 4,789]

Commercial in he middle of a pitch?

[Rip76 4,962]

Again???

[Lat22 4,018]

Um……

[Smax 3,800]

somebody needs to be fired

[Scraps 13,583]

No commercials here.

[Rip76 4,962]

Yordan bout to hit his 2nd HR tonight.

[UTexasFight 9,542]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ok was 2021....Tyler Ivey....only game he has pitched in

 

Holy shit. I actually remember listening to that game. Sparks had some witty comments about small town /suburban Texas (he’s from Rowlett), but the jokes escape me at the moment.

[Scraps 13,583]

Yordan needs triple for cycle in the 4th lol

[WBT 20,671]

Send him windmill

Henley off the hook

[Macklemore 2,876]

KING TUCK!!

[UTexasFight 9,542]

Yay no shift!

[tx 3 putt 77,502]

Start henley every game !

[Smax 3,800]

love 2 out rallys

[WBT 20,671]

Ted!!

And Heaney on the hook

[UTexasFight 9,542]

Should have left the other dude in 

[Scraps 13,583]

Look at the big brain on Bochy

[UTexasFight 9,542]

Abreu may actually get a hit tonight at this rate..

 

……well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[Halohal 503]

Let's do it for Henley

[Scraps 13,583]

Come on Chas get these 2 in

[UTPhil2006 3,817]

35 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’ll suck my own cock if we can somehow win this game. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Let’s go!!!

[David Dennison 18,951]

3 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Let's do it for Henley

Let's do it for cabowabo.

[Wishbone 4,789]

Damn. Out on ball 4.

[Scraps 13,583]

Wtf are you swinging at

[UTexasFight 9,542]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yordan needs triple for cycle in the 4th lol

same spot he was on Wednesday (half an inning earlier, technically).

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Chas kinda sucks this year

[Rip76 4,962]

Holy fuck