Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Smax 3800]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Ump already squeezed a run out of Blanco. Should have been 3 and out inning. But here we go again.

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Hopefully Blanco got it out of his system in the first and the rest of the pitchers haven’t given him full blown herpes too

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

1 minute ago, Smax said:

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

He had the guy before him out. But he wasn’t close on Garcia for sure

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

et tu Blanco?

[dr99 560]

6 minutes ago, Smax said:

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

He should of put one of those between his shoulder blades

[WBT 20564]

Singleton and Abreu both in the lineup and batting 6/7.  That's just what we need to break out of this.

[David Dennison 18856]

Load the bases to get to Singleton.

Smart.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bases loaded for Singleton. Second scariest sentence in baseball besides bases loaded for Abreu.

[David Dennison 18856]

Who could see that coming?

[WBT 20564]

Lulz

Baggy: All the pressure Is on Heaney.  Singleton can hunt a fastball in his spot.

Singleton: Takes a 91 mph fastball right down the middle.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Well. Too nice a day for this beating. I’ll check back in a couple hours

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Who could see that coming?

More than who couldn’t?

[Scraps 13561]

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[David Dennison 18856]

'Member that time Singleton hit a HR and that time he walked?

Yeah. Good times.

[Smax 3800]

Throw strikes

[Overlord 366]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Joe Espada said he spoke with Triple-A manager Mickey Storey this morning, who said that Joey Loperfido's defense at first base "is better than what he thought it was going to look like," Espada said. Development coach Wladimir Sutil echoed those sentiments, Espada said.

Please do this. Pretty please. I don't have a crystal ball or anything but i might just be cognizant enough to realize that that piece Of shit Abreu or that fat fuck Singleton are not going to produce anything other than what they shit out in the clubhouse john after breakfast. 

[Overlord 366]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member that time Singleton hit a HR and that time he walked?

Yeah. Good times.

That walk against Baltimore? To get to Tuck’s GS?

That is definitely his shining moment. 

[Overlord 366]

Is there a First Base School here in the States?

That's where i want Yanier to go in the offseason. 

Move Singleton to catcher. 

Nothing will get by that guy. Trust me. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Espada is betting against Houston, no doubt about it. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

for those who keep up with these stats:

Buttons right at the moment is at 0.079

[Wishbone 4759]

Nice DP!

[WBT 20564]

Fuck this shit.  Bat Singleton 6th you get what you deserve.

[Wishbone 4759]

Y’all keep talking shit about Singleton.

No, seriously.  He deserves it.

[David Dennison 18856]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[utxmike05 1828]

JFC

[Rip76 4925]

Pure Comedy.

[Wishbone 4759]

Singleton with 2 AB’s. Bases loaded both times…zilch!

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Pure Comedy.

[David Dennison 18856]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Singleton with 2 AB’s. Bases loaded both times…zilch!

That Loperfido K rate, tho.

[Snake Diggity 4622]

That might’ve been Jon Singleton’s last gasp there.  Up twice with bases loaded and couldn’t do shit.

[Planet Houston 4930]

This team is fucking cooked. I’m about as irrationally positive as anyone here, and I’ve seen enough. I’d love to be proven wrong, but fucking print the tombstone, Chronicle. 

[David Dennison 18856]

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

That might’ve been Jon Singleton’s last gasp there.  Up twice with bases loaded and couldn’t do shit.

[tx 3 putt 76932]

 

[Scraps 13561]

Holy shit wooooooooo

[David Dennison 18856]

Whoop dee doo.

[tx 3 putt 76932]

30 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

for those who keep up with these stats:

Buttons right at the moment is at 0.079

just scored !!!!

[hornmpa96 2618]

Can we get a hit with RISP?

[Wishbone 4759]

King Tuck!

[tx 3 putt 76932]

Let’s Fucking Go !!!!!!!

[Slacks 6819]

Wanna be down with the King.

[Overlord 366]

We’re back baby!! We’re going all the way chi vato. 

[WBT 20564]

Y'all keep talking shit about slappy

[Slacks 6819]

Calling it

[Smax 3800]

now you get a hit.. 

[Wishbone 4759]

You knew that “hit” would happen now for Singleton.

[tx 3 putt 76932]

Yall keep talking shit about singelton and abreu !!!

[Snake Diggity 4622]

Singleton has a 4 game hitting streak.

[Constant 6731]

Wrong thread

Edited April 13 by Constant

[tx 3 putt 76932]

3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 4 game hitting streak.

4 games longer than anyone that posts here !!!

[Wishbone 4759]

LFG!

9 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 4 game hitting streak.