Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9432]

If they don’t fuck up that  HR call, and that other one is a foul ball… and Whitley doesn’t come in, we’re right back in this thing!

[Scraps 13561]

I mean back-back-back homers to win it would be like cool and shit

[Guadaloopy 10961]

 Math is hard for TK.  Who gives a shit if the tying run is on deck.   

[UTexasFight 9432]

I think we got this

 

closers don’t like to get up when they think the game is over

 

they definitely don’t like having to come in to the game

[Macklemore 2876]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I can’t help but think that somewhere in Mexico, Luhnow is lighting up a large cigar….and closing the chapter on that part of his life 

He has way too much class to be a chickenshit like that. He tweets out support for his former players. Bring the goat 🐐 home.

[Scraps 13561]

Caratini ph

[elfenix 34232]

2 really good first 8 innings pitched the last two games completely wasted.

[TexArcher 37774]

Baseball is stupid anyway.

[UTexasFight 9432]

8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

He has way too much class to be a chickenshit like that. He tweets out support for his former players. Bring the goat 🐐 home.

Huh? I’m not saying he’s “toasting” Whitley not looking sharp.

i’m saying  I’m sure he’s happy/proud the dude he hung his hat on for so long is finally getting his shot.

[tx 3 putt 76911]

Please don’t get swept tomorrow 

[hornmpa96 2618]

Who’s sacrificing the chicken tomorrow?

[tx 3 putt 76911]

8 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Who’s sacrificing the chicken tomorrow?

might need to grab lunch at la lucha

[UTPhil2006 3807]

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Found edition 1:

(More about the Express moving back in the Astros farm system).

still, here are some fun names:

 

 

He didn’t do bad but burn it 

[UTexasFight 9432]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

At least the Horns are winning against UTRGV, right?   RIGHT?!

Holy crap. I just looks at the score…and box score…

11 walks?! 9 HBP?!

even the Astros bullpen is blushing at that. 

[David Dennison 18855]

Look on the bright side: we're only 3.5 back.

[tx 3 putt 76911]

 

[tx 3 putt 76911]

 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Espada… at least you ain’t as bad as Pierce 

[Macklemore 2876]

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Huh? I’m not saying he’s “toasting” Whitley not looking sharp.

i’m saying  I’m sure he’s happy/proud the dude he hung his hat on for so long is finally getting his shot.

Thought you were saying he was happy with the implosion of the Astros. My bad. From the 🐐’s mouth.

 

[Lat22 4010]

I don’t care if you throw 100. If you throw it straight and right down the middle, major league hitters are going to crush it. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

12 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I don’t care if you throw 100. If you throw it straight and right down the middle, major league hitters are going to crush it. 

Well you mean besides our lineup when we have anyone on base.

[huge 3793]

I have good news!  

I got free ticket in a suite today with booze included!!!

Oh and the bad news is we will probably lose again.

[Wild Bill 324]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Edited April 17 by Wild Bill

[TexArcher 37774]

10 minutes ago, huge said:

I have good news!  

I got free ticket in a suite today with booze included!!!

Oh and the bad news is we will probably lose again.

 

But is enough included...?

[huge 3793]

Just now, TexArcher said:

 

But is enough included...?

I think the suite is paid for by a booze distributor so one would hope so.  Better be a lot.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I'm so sick of the phrase "back of the baseball card"

 

[TexArcher 37774]

21 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I'm so sick of the phrase "back of the baseball card"

 

 

Well, then sign Ken Griffey, Jr to a one-year contract.  Look at the back of his baseball card!  Can't miss.

[tx 3 putt 76911]

 

[UTexasFight 9432]

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Espada… at least you ain’t as bad as Pierce 

so far!

[Scraps 13561]

Bregman splitting Yordan/Tucker today cause LHP

[Snake Diggity 4622]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bregman splitting Yordan/Tucker today cause LHP

Singleton has a 5 game hitting streak and is smacking the shit out of the ball even on groundouts.  Abreu has osteoporosis.  wtf.

[Scraps 13561]

I need Yordan to wake up

3 for his last 22 with 3 singles is not my standard.

[n64ra 1081]

I'm more concerned about the pitching.

[tx 3 putt 76911]

1 minute ago, n64ra said:

I'm more concerned about the pitching.

after the 7th for sure 

[Guadaloopy 10961]

36 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bregman splitting Yordan/Tucker today cause LHP

[tx 3 putt 76911]

Justin Verlander will come off the IL and start for the Astros on Friday in Washington.

[Scraps 13561]

So potentially Thursday in Chicago for the day game....that would rule

[UTexasFight 9432]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So potentially Thursday in Chicago for the day game....that would rule

Damn you.

i wanted to see him in Mexico City…. But I’m sure he wants no part of that thin air and sure this was by design.

looks like it’ll be Blanco and Javier in Mexico City is rotation holds. I can live with that but also fully expect it’ll be completely reset with all of the off days coming and I’ll probably be stuck with France and Brown…

[tx 3 putt 76911]

 

[Scraps 13561]

 

Huh...Dana should look again

[tx 3 putt 76911]

Never forget ….

 

[tx 3 putt 76911]

Damn ….

Mauricio Dubon is hitting .636 (7x11) with runners in scoring position this season, which is the best in MLB

[Beau Vine 54213]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Huh...Dana should look again
 

I'm losing my mind...what year is that Abreu card?   Because it looks exactly like a 1974 Topps...

[Scraps 13561]

I'm losing my mind...what year is that Abreu card?   Because it looks exactly like a 1974 Topps...

Lol 2023...thats what Topps Heritage does is just reup the old years designs. This Altuve is the 2024 Topps Heritage which i think is 1975 design

Btw that Goldy was mailed out a couple days ago

[TexArcher 37774]

That is 100% the 1975 card.  I had the Mike Schmidt.

[UTexasFight 9432]

I need someone to learn me on baseball cards these days.

ive been out of that game for a looong time but my 9 yo is showing an interest and would love to get back in to it with him 

[tx 3 putt 76911]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I need someone to learn me on baseball cards these days.

ive been out of that game for a looong time but my 9 yo is showing an interest and would love to get back in to it with him 

[Scraps 13561]

I need someone to learn me on baseball cards these days.
ive been out of that game for a looong time but my 9 yo is showing an interest and would love to get back in to it with him 

Don't do it lol.

But there is a sports cards thread in Hobbies

[Dutchrudder 11138]

Early game today, just started with a single off the first pitch by Acuna.  

Pirate stream for those that need it:  https://www.thestreameast.to/mlb/atlanta-braves-houston-astros-8/

Oh and now they called a balk on JP for his pickoff attempt at him, Acuna to second...

[Scraps 13561]

Does Dusty Baker control the baseball Gods jfc man