Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[hornmpa96 2618]

If Abreu can be moved down in the lineup, Pressly can lose his role as the 8th inning reliever. If he can prove he doesn’t suck in non-leverage innings, he can earn his spot back.

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Those extra at-bats also mean the Braves start the 9th with their 9-1-2 batters instead of the 7-8-9. 

[WBT 20616]

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

If Abreu can be moved down in the lineup, Pressly can lose his role as the 8th inning reliever. If he can prove he doesn’t suck in non-leverage innings, he can earn his spot back.

Who's been better?  They're all taking turns blowing games.

[tx 3 putt 77061]

5 game hit streak on the line here …

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Awesome. Pitch hitting for a turd with diarrhea.

[WBT 20616]

And now we ph for Abreu after the horse is out of the barn

[David Dennison 18922]

Solid inning, fellas. Well done.

[Overlord 366]

8 minutes ago, Overlord said:

 

I mean, what in the hell did Baggy see when he went all in on Abreu? Seriously. What was it?

[Macklemore 2872]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I mean, what in the hell did Baggy see when he went all in on Abreu? Seriously. What was it?

Back of the baseball card dude. That’s the level of intelligence involved. If I hear that phrase one more time from our idiot GM, I’m going to…….

[Dutchrudder 11141]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I mean, what in the hell did Baggy see when he went all in on Abreu? Seriously. What was it?

He really liked his stats at age 35. I mean, why wouldn't he keep it up for 3 more years?

[David Dennison 18922]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Back of the baseball card dude. That’s the level of intelligence involved. If I hear that phrase one more time from our idiot GM, I’m going to…….

What? What are you gonna do? 

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Nice job by Hader to go 1-2-3 on that inning. Let's hope the top of the order can produce 1 run and salvage this series. 

[WBT 20616]

Better walk it off now.  We're approximately 0-100 in bullshit manfredball

[runthebone 8013]

Altuve or Yordan has to walk it off.  You know we will lose if it goes 10.

[Dutchrudder 11141]

5 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Back of the baseball card dude. That’s the level of intelligence involved. If I hear that phrase one more time from our idiot GM, I’m going to…….

This was posted 6 hours ago...

 

 

 

 

 

[Overlord 366]

Come on Yordan. 

Bring the magic my man. 

[hornmpa96 2618]

15 minutes ago, WBT said:

Who's been better?  They're all taking turns blowing games.

Montero, Seth Martinez and the South African

[WBT 20616]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This was posted 6 hours ago...

 

 

 

 

 

And he just threw a 1-2-3 inning.  Checkmate.

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This was posted 6 hours ago...

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus. That’s frustrating b

[WBT 20616]

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Montero, Seth Martinez and the South African

Ok, fine with me.

[wood 11227]

Let's go Yord. Push this little aggy's shit in.

[Macklemore 2872]

2 infield flies by our best hitters. Awesome 

[David Dennison 18922]

Three pop ups.

Outstanding.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Good job, guys.  Solid swings.

[Overlord 366]

Goddamn

[WBT 20616]

Remember when Bregman used to hit HRs.

Sigh, this isn't going to end well.

[wood 11227]

Mkae it 3. (pretty much)

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Get rid of Bregman. Get on the phone and get rid of him

[Overlord 366]

Who do we give the ball to?

I'd go with Seth 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Macklemore 2872]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

The Abreu line

[Overlord 366]

Now we’re gonna walk the lead offer 

[UTexasFight 9498]

Walking Olson to get to Ozuna is….something 

[David Dennison 18922]

And there it is.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Fuck this season.

[UTexasFight 9498]

Tucker will flex.

 

just get this last out 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Unbelievable

[Macklemore 2872]

Every big managerial decision that Espada has made has blown up in his face. He is going to be lucky to last the season at this rate.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I have figured it out.

Bring back ATT sportsnet.

[UTexasFight 9498]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Every big managerial decision that Espada has made has blown up in his face. He is going to be lucky to last the season at this rate.

This is what I said last night.

theyve just about all been justifiable…but they’ve just about all backfired

[WBT 20616]

We let the bullshit manfred runner score 120% of the time

[UTexasFight 9498]

Just now, WBT said:

We let the bullshit manfred runner score 120% of the time

The 1% time we haven’t, we don’t score in the inning either 

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Just need a homer to win it, is that so much to ask?

[Overlord 366]

Alright Jake. Might as well just take the helmet off right now. 

Edited April 17 by Overlord
Hh

[Welch 635]

Can we opt to not start the 10th with a RISP?

[Snake Diggity 4625]

I need José Abreu to succumb to his depression.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, Snake Diggity said:

I need José Abreu to succumb to his depression.

Or mine

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck. How the fuck are we so bad in extra innings?

Edited April 17 by Seasick Sailor

[David Dennison 18922]

Of course that's how it ends.

 

[YChang 3453]

Way to go team. Way to go.