Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

What a stupid game. 

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

AL RANKS
⚾️AVG.    1         .263
⚾️OBP.    1         .328
⚾️SLG.    3         .406
⚾️OPS.    3         .734
 

And holy shit, what would these numbers be without the Abreu anchor?

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

And holy shit, what would these numbers be without the Abreu anchor?

they could have @Wulaw Horn or @Scraps out there and have better numbers 

[Scraps 13,560]

Lets see how we fuck today up.

Had great seats last night. Yelled at Espada that whatever he is writing down is wrong.

Tried to tell these dipshits to get it together that they are better than this....well some of them are.

I am obviously no Bill in Sinton

[LCHorn 2,615]

Is that Framber coming out of the dugout to demand that you quit heckling Abreu?

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

I don't think they meant "Relentless" this way, but damn if it isn't appropriate so far.

[UTPhil2006 3,805]

No Abreu again today so the heckling worked 

[Beau Vine 54,207]

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Had great seats last night. Yelled at Espada that whatever he is writing down is wrong.

Tried to tell these dipshits to get it together that they are better than this....well some of them are.

I am obviously no Bill in Sinton

I had seats like this the first time I went to Wrigley.  The field was so crowned back then that you could barely see 3rd base.  This happened that night: 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

[UTPhil2006 3,805]

Fram bam pitching Sunday 

[TejasPedro 1,857]

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

 

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

12 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

That’s an insult to all the donkey ballz in the world.

[Ojo Rojo 1,950]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

When TF do you switch Bregman and Pena?  How long do you keep it like it is before making a move?  What's the logic here?  I'll hang up and listen.

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

 

[TejasPedro 1,857]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Missed opportunity in Mexico. Should have brought up an old Mexican Favorite

Loperfideo AKA Mesican Spaghetti 

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

Let’s F’n Go !!!!!

[UTexasFight 9,428]

Only the 1914 Boston Braves lost 18 of their first 25 and went on the postseason, so we have that going for us, which is nice 

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Only the 1914 Boston Braves lost 18 of their first 25 and went on the postseason, so we have that going for us, which is nice 

it’s about to be a hell of a run !!!!

[WBT 20,561]

We scored first?

[Scraps 13,560]

We cashin already

[UTexasFight 9,428]

Fucking get some outs in the first inning!

[Scraps 13,560]

JV caught the SP AIDS

[WBT 20,561]

Personal CF to the rescue

[UTexasFight 9,428]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fucking get some outs in the first inning!

Thanks for obliging 

[Lat22 4,010]

I’m officially sick of the banter between the booth and Julia. 

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I’m officially sick of the banter between the booth and Julia. 

 

[TejasPedro 1,857]

Lately, Julia is the only real bright spot of those telecast 

[UTexasFight 9,428]

Let’s maybe try not loading the bases again to start off the inning 

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

Great catch

[Scraps 13,560]

Horrible odds but....cashin

[TejasPedro 1,857]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Horrible odds but....cashin

[UTPhil2006 3,805]

Someone’s going to Sizzler post game 

[tx 3 putt 76,870]

2nd start in the books for @JustinVerlander 
4.1 Innings
95 Pitches
0 ER
3 Hits
7 Strikeouts
4 Walks
 

[TejasPedro 1,857]

Assad looks like the product of a Syrian business man who took a trip down to TJ and hooked up with a Mexican sex worker. Not sure that was  halal.

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

This offense blows. We have to pitch shutouts to have any shot to win.

[Tylerocks 2,553]

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This offense team blows. 

 

[TejasPedro 1,857]

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This offense blows. 

Defense spits

[UTexasFight 9,428]

These fuckers

 

of course that’s his first mlb hit 

[mbtex 683]

LOL this team

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

Fuckity fuck fuck

[cabowabo 4,484]

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

It's just too funny. Abreu throws two pitches and does more scoreboard damage than even Montero did. Which is saying something. 

[Rip76 4,924]

This has to be on purpose.

Has to be.

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

When a rookie with a hyphenated name, bleached hair, and a hoop earring takes you way downtown, it's time to re-evaluate some things.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Just now, Rip76 said:

This has to be on purpose.

Has to be.

Black Sox? BlackStros?
Say it ain’t so Jo(s)e 

[Pimphand 5,733]

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2nd start in the books for @JustinVerlander 
4.1 Innings
95 Pitches
0 ER
3 Hits
7 Strikeouts
4 Walks
 

Was there a reason captain numbnuts pulled him after 4.1?  I just now signed in and saw the stupidity.

Edited April 25 by Pimphand

[Guadaloopy 10,960]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Was there are reason captain numbnuts pulled him after 4.1?  I just now signed in and saw the stupidity.

95 pitches, numbnuts.

[Rockethorn1978 6,072]

It’s not hard to go look back and see we shit out runs like 1,3,3,4 just in the opening series and that’s the ongoing trend. We’ve had a handful of games where we’ve exceeded 6 runs and shocked we won. Only 1 game we lost and it was 12-8 to Arlington. This offense not producing shit consistently is the main reason we suck dick. Now toss in the bullpen and the SP going to shit and here we are. Like today, everyone will bitch about the bullpen but the offense scored 1 fucking run. Score 5-7 and we’re up 5-3 or 7-3 and it’s not an issue. 

[Pimphand 5,733]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

95 pitches, numbnuts.