Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN THE ARMS OF A GIRL FROM LOUISIANA 

 

[WBT 20,642]

Let's go rook

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

[runthebone 8,024]

Abreu would hit into a triple play here

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Heck yeah

 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

JLo !!!!!!!!

[runthebone 8,024]

He is The One

[WBT 20,642]

Ha, good for him

Great read by Peña to score 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

Save that ball !!!!!!

[Dark Horse 2,284]

Nice!

[Scraps 13,570]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[WBT 20,642]

WTF is happening?

[cabowabo 4,492]

Y'all keep talking shit about Singleton.

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

Holy fuck !!!!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Holy shit

[UTexasFight 9,515]

Was Abreu our albatross?

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Singleton.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

JLo !!!!!!!!

lol…not sure I’m down with the Jlo nickname 

[runthebone 8,024]

After the first, I was about to bitch about the border because I wanted the Astros to stay in Mexico...

[Overlord 366]

Singleton! You magnificent fat bastard!!

[Snake Diggity 4,626]

4 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I predict success for Jon Singleton.

I tried to tell yall.

[Rip76 4,946]

114 Exit velocity 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

4-4 RISP today !!!!

[cabowabo 4,492]

Ok Julia, leave them alone. 

[Overlord 366]

Julia, back the fuck off

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

JLo is a cook too. He has an instagram for just his cooking 

Edited May 1 by tx 3 putt

[BrickTop 477]

Singleton doesn’t seem to have Abreu’s bat speed problem.

[Overlord 366]

Somewhere right now Abreu is eating a baloney sandwich in a stinky locker room. 
 

With 40 million left on his contract

Edited May 1 by Overlord
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[billfromlaketravis 11,520]

Ok surly, who’s taking the bullet and marrying Loperfido’s hipster sister to keep him in Houston for the rest of his career? 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ok surly, who’s taking the bullet and marrying Loperfido’s hipster sister to keep him in Houston for the rest of his career? 

im all in on that. Just my type, ex ballerina too 

 

[UTexasFight 9,515]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ok surly, who’s taking the bullet and marrying Loperfido’s hipster sister to keep him in Houston for the rest of his career? 

Can’t  judge a flyball.

do not want 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

 

[UTexasFight 9,515]

Guardians have 19 wins and lowest EV in baseball

astros 9 wins and 3rd highest?

baseball

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

 

[Macklemore 2,873]

14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

He is The One

[WBT 20,642]

Y'all keep talking shit about Hunter Brown!

ERA<9

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

,ex ballerina too 

[Overlord 366]

Hunter is really channeling his inner Verlander hard. 
 

He turned down two different balls. Like Verlander, he knew within seconds the ball just wasn’t right. 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Guardians have 19 wins and lowest EV in baseball

astros 9 wins and 3rd highest?

baseball

not all stats should be weighted the same, and some should carry no weight 

[Wulaw Horn 19,138]

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Was Abreu our albatross?

Yes. 

[Beau Vine 54,311]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Haha, look at that mother fucker bat flip!

[billfromlaketravis 11,520]

I really wanted Seth Beer to work out for the jersey sales, but Cooks on number 10 jerseys works too. 

[Snake Diggity 4,626]

Singleton has a 720 ops, huge exit velos, and healthy bb/k rate.  He should be playing almost everyday.  Tonight’s lineup is money.

[Wulaw Horn 19,138]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Guardians have 19 wins and lowest EV in baseball

astros 9 wins and 3rd highest?

baseball

At the tail end of our podcast I said basically Cleveland is the inverse of USA. Inverse records. Inverse luck. I’d be surprised if we don’t play much better ball than them over the last 135 games. 

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

 

[Wulaw Horn 19,138]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Haha, look at that mother fucker bat flip!

He bat flipped his walk in the third inning.

[tx 3 putt 77,226]

Crane should pay mlb for a weekend in mexico city every april

 

[UTexasFight 9,515]

6 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 720 ops, huge exit velos, and healthy bb/k rate.  He should be playing almost everyday.  Tonight’s lineup is money.

Bold statement in a game we have 8 runs through 4 innings 

 

Edited May 1 by UTexasFight

[UTexasFight 9,515]

Welcome to the bigs, rook 

[UTexasFight 9,515]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

At the tail end of our podcast I said basically Cleveland is the inverse of USA. Inverse records. Inverse luck. I’d be surprised if we don’t play much better ball than them over the last 135 games. 

Memorial Day is when we usually know everything right? Isn’t that when the stats become a good predictor of everything the rest of the season?

or is it earlier in May?

[WBT 20,642]

7 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 720 ops, huge exit velos, and healthy bb/k rate.  He should be playing almost everyday.  Tonight’s lineup is money.

And now has 1 HR and 3 RBI on the season!