Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Trade as many relievers as possible 

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

51 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Of course all that is right, but as of right now, the only interest I have in this team is watching him. I’ve seen Meyers throw up all over himself for three years. When the towel gets thrown in I’m done watching all of them. I’m going fishing. 

And that's fair. 

[LCHorn 2527]

56 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

If you are gm at all star break and astros are below 500 by 10 games. What do you do?

I would trade Tucker and Valdez, at a minimum.  There’s not really any reason to expect ‘25 to be much different than ‘24 with the same players, and your chances of a quick rebuild are far higher with the prospects or younger major leaguers.  

Plus, on paper we have outfielders ready for a tryout in the bigs and can afford to lose a starter (and Valdez as an immortal lefty will likely make me eat crow but he’s not the kind of young arm I’d want to commit long dollars to).  

[DoobieWah 1374]

53 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Trade Bregman sign LilShep

Oh right - like we could afford that guy!

[UTexasFight 9288]

League leader in HRs

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

Damnit King Tuck! Gonna get my hopes up!

[UTexasFight 9288]

Roy O sitting behind home plate in the brick red 

[Scraps 13461]

Groundhog Day

[Scraps 13461]

Now we won't get another hit for 7 innings....thanks guys

[UTexasFight 9288]

I hate this team

107 and 113 EVs

[Scraps 13461]

Lulz who didn't see this coming. Spaghetti gonna get bombed on more than once tonight

[cabowabo 4381]

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[UTexasFight 9288]

After that get me over curve to start off the AB to Judge that he’s lucky Judge took instead of hitting 513 feet, Arrighetti  looked pretty good 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

[Scraps 13461]

That was a fly out not a pop up....i guess its better....fuck i don't know....kicked in the balls or punch in the balls

[perfectchaos007 6527]

This is starting to look like a replay from yesterday.

[Scraps 13461]

Someone go talk to this fucking idiot

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

This whole Amazon Prime bullshit is irritatating. I’m at PJ Clark’s (the OG), and can’t watch the game on the big screen.  Watching on my phone.  Sigh.

[cabowabo 4381]

Good strategy there Spencer.

[Scraps 13461]

Why would you walk the dude in front of Juan Soto?

[LCHorn 2527]

It appears that Soto is turning into an Astro killer on a level with Jim Edmonds. 

[David Dennison 17660]

Just now, Scraps said:

Why would you walk the dude in front of Juan Soto?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

The sucking off of Soto isn’t any better now than it was in 2019.

[Scraps 13461]

Oh now we go talk to him

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

Wow.  Just no fucking hustle.

[Smax 3799]

Could have been worse

[Scraps 13461]

Thanks for the free out Volpe dumbass cause we sure fucking needed it

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18303]

Jesus.  

[cabowabo 4381]

Headed to another 10-1 blowout. Fuck this team.

[cabowabo 4381]

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[UTexasFight 9288]

120 MPH

hardest hit ball of the year 

😂😂😂

Edited May 8 by UTexasFight

[Lat22 3941]

This team is a fucking joke. 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

[Scraps 13461]

Can someone get fired already...i mean act like we give a shit....pitching coach, GM, manager, my boy Joe who does the in game hosting....idgaf

[Smax 3799]

Blows my my mind the turn around this team has had

[UTexasFight 9288]

Kalas and Blum sound so depressed 

[Scraps 13461]

Thanks kid or guy or whatever....saved us a run for the time being lol

[wood 10788]

Jesus. Arrighetti is just fucking brutal, right from the first time I ever saw him pitch ... and nothing I've seen since has done anything but reinforce that. Just a bunch of gut punches followed by a bunch of kicks in the nuts.

[Scraps 13461]

You don't enjoy seeing 119mph homers??

[Scraps 13461]

Come on Singleton be a man

[tx 3 putt 74771]

 

That orange cap is 🔥🔥🔥

[Mitch Hedberg 2086]

51 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lulz who didn't see this coming. Spaghetti gonna get bombed on more than once tonight

Post of the night

[wood 10788]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

You don't enjoy seeing 119mph homers??

LOL. Depends who's hitting them. Dude just throws metballs all over the place.

[Scraps 13461]

They really need to go 7-3 (at worst) on that 10 game homestand or I may finally be ready to tombstone it

[Smax 3799]

Meyers should bunt

[cabowabo 4381]

Pussy ass call not sending him. 

[Scraps 13461]

I mean i wouldnt either with our only current MLB hitter coming up

[Slacks 6666]

I can't wait until April 2025... Damn.

[Scraps 13461]

And now he sucks too

[cabowabo 4381]

Just now, Slacks said:

I can't wait until April 2025... Damn.

Next year may be worse after we trade away our decent players.