Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Smax 3800]

Why is Laz Diaz not on the field?

Hes making sure the glove is "dirty"

[Scraps 13561]

This fat fuck can't run into position after a foul ball or something jfc

[WBT 20561]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's four teams switching leagues. 

Big ask.

With owners that probably won't roll over for 30 pieces of silver

[Lat22 4010]

10 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I have only love for Laz Diaz for saving Game 2 in the 2017 World Series! You shut your whore mouth!

Refresh my memory. 

[UTexasFight 9429]

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Refresh my memory. 

https://www.mlb.com/news/bizarre-pickoff-contributes-to-wild-game-2-c259712016

 

"Laz was perfectly positioned, right where we wanted him," Astros manager A.J. Hinch quipped.

Edited May 15 by UTexasFight

[Macklemore 2876]

 

[HtownHorn 14668]

This team is just so fucking bad at advancing base runners. Should be 2-0.

[Lat22 4010]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

https://www.mlb.com/news/bizarre-pickoff-contributes-to-wild-game-2-c259712016

 

"Laz was perfectly positioned, right where we wanted him," Astros manager A.J. Hinch quipped.

Ah yes. Of course. 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This decade…maybe 

Too busy progressing his barista career.

[hornmpa96 2618]

8 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Refresh my memory. 

WTF? He knocks down a Dodgers hit in the 10th or 11th which saves the Astros. Springer goes yard into my section in the outfield and the rest is history.

My memory is impacted by the whole bottle of wine already consumed tonight but UTexasFight has it covered.

Edited May 15 by hornmpa96

[Scraps 13561]

If there even is shit inside his glove and he never took his glove hand out to rub a ball or something then who the fuck cares.

(No clue if he had or not would have to go back and look at it)

But yeah i know the rules are the rules

[WBT 20561]

Bregman had 38 total bases in his first 37 games and 16 in the last game and a half.  Or 7/5 XBHs.

Baseball really is the most unpredictable game in the world.  /milo

Edited May 15 by WBT

[Scraps 13561]

2100

[WBT 20561]

Could have used that Altuve double last ab with 2 on and 2 out

[hornmpa96 2618]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Bregman had 38 total bases in his first 37 games and 16 in the last game and a half.

Baseball really is the most unpredictable game in the world.  /milo

Bregman sucking for the month of April is unfortunately predictable.

[hornmpa96 2618]

[Smax 3800]

I sure do miss the Yordan who used to crush balls on the reg

[hornmpa96 2618]

[David Dennison 18850]

JFC

[hornmpa96 2618]

Every time Montero fucks with his motion, he fucks up - just throw pitchers mother fucker!

[cabowabo 4484]

Should be some chain of custody deal on that glove. I can see these umps dumping some shit into it so they don’t get egg on their face. 

[WBT 20561]

Montero striking out the side is a nice throwback

[hornmpa96 2618]

Anyone else terrified of Pressly pitching the 8th?

Need some insurance runs here.

[Scraps 13561]

Should be some chain of custody deal on that glove. I can see these umps dumping some shit into it so they don’t get egg on their face. 

Still shouldn't matter.

I Just rewatched the first 3 innings and at no point that was shown on tv did he ever use his glove hand to contact the ball (rub "new" balls etc like Framber) Never even show him take off the glove during an inning.

Dumb shit is dumb

[runthebone 7967]

Have full confidence this bullpen will give us 6 shutout innings!

[Pablo 494]

15 minutes ago, Smax said:

I sure do miss the Yordan who used to crush balls on the reg

Its like he's a completely different guy

[UTexasFight 9429]

Let’s go big 3.

do your job

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

 

[David Dennison 18850]

Shocker.

[UTexasFight 9429]

Please go check Pressly’s glove 

[David Dennison 18850]

Unreal.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Please go check Pressly’s glove 

Retroactively. And restart the 8th. 

[Pablo 494]

Espada/Pitching Coach is ass my dude

[HtownHorn 14668]

He's failed all season, let's continue to run him out there.

[hornmpa96 2618]

God fucking damn it!

He’s ass and needs to be moved down in the bullpen pecking order!

Edited May 15 by hornmpa96

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Pressly, you putz

[WBT 20561]

Unreal.  Pressly is at almost 13 K/9.  How does he have a 5.60 ERA?

[tx 3 putt 76873]

Great job fuck face

[HtownHorn 14668]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Unreal.  Pressly is at almost 13 K/9.  How does he have a 5.60 ERA?

Looks like a lot of bad luck and soft contact. His FIP is very good at 3.01, but he's given up 23 hits now in 16.1 IP.

Doesn't help that the offense has had 9 chances to drive in a run and failed every time.

Edited May 15 by HtownHorn

[WBT 20561]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Looks like a lot of bad luck and soft contact. His FIP is very good at 3.01, but he's given up 23 hits now in 16.1 IP.

Yeah, .452 BABIP against.  Comical.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

[WBT 20561]

Score 1 run and have the starter tossed before the 4th...probably lucky to be tied.

Maybe score a run here?

[Smax 3800]

Yordan is so lost at the plate, like wtf are you

[cabowabo 4484]

No chance against that dude. 

[runthebone 7967]

Pressly is about to overtake Bregman on the shit list.

[hornmpa96 2618]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Pressly is about to overtake Bregman on the shit list.

About to?

[HtownHorn 14668]

I am sure if Miller wanted to he could pitch the 9th and 10th and we wouldn't advance a single runner 90'.

[David Dennison 18850]

Hader is our late inning tie game specialist.

I'm glad we have one of those.

/s

[hornmpa96 2618]

I miss the days when the Astros minor leagues churned out legitimate major leaguers like Toro, JD, Teoscar, etc.

[Scraps 13561]

Tyler Nevin has his dads roid rage I see