Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[cabowabo 4,487]

I’m so fucking sick of Hunter Brown.  Walk two and then give up a bomb. Nice going shithead. 

[Scraps 13,562]

Hunter Brown still sucks cock I see

[WBT 20,617]

And there's the blowup.  Fucking walks.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Hunter Brown was so overrated. Second only to Forrest Whitley

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Brown is trash.

[Welch 635]

59 minutes ago, WBT said:

Strong 1st inning for Brown.

[runthebone 8,014]

We don't have anyone else to start?  

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Brown is exactly like every guy Dana Brown claims off waivers. Throws 97, losing record, high ERA because they have no idea how to throw strikes or get people out.

[Scraps 13,562]

Jfc loperfido

[tx 3 putt 77,073]

Pena !!!!!

[Smax 3,800]

Pena!

[Scraps 13,562]

Man i was about to say plz hit a homer now after the ump fucked him

[runthebone 8,014]

Boom

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Pena you magnificent bastard! Amazing how different a hitter he is from last year. 

[WBT 20,617]

JP!!

I'd even be ok with him bringing back the sunset heart hands if he keeps this up.

Edited May 18 by WBT

[tx 3 putt 77,073]

Just now, Scraps said:

Man i was about to say plz hit a homer now after the ump fucked him

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[Smax 3,800]

Pena you magnificent bastard! Amazing how different a hitter he is from last year. 

For real, off season work is paying off

[runthebone 8,014]

On a slider, no less

[WBT 20,617]

damnit, thought that was down in the corner

[David Dennison 18,923]

Dang, that's close.

[Rip76 4,943]

Sweet single bat flip

[Scraps 13,562]

Jake meyers gets beaned more than he should lol

[Scraps 13,562]

Well that ph call was garbage

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Well that ph call was garbage

Loperfido would have at least struck out and given Altuve a chance 

[David Dennison 18,923]

Good Montero.

[Scraps 13,562]

How about another run....or 7

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Little insurance here guys

[hornmpa96 2,618]

I appreciate Espada giving Pressly tonight off.

[dr99 560]

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

I appreciate Espada giving Pressly tonight off.

He wants to win one of these close games

[Scraps 13,562]

HP ump is such a fuckwad

[MirrOlure 14,790]

What in the actual fuck? Louisville cop wannabes

[Scraps 13,562]

Frelick deez nuts

[runthebone 8,014]

16 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I appreciate Espada giving Pressly tonight off.

Mmmm, maybe the tenth?  Totally trust Hader, of course

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Let’s go Hader

[Scraps 13,562]

Dubs

[runthebone 8,014]

Winning a Brown start is like stealing a game.

[Smax 3,800]

Just keep winning

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

This bullpen all year would have been nice. This is the way it was supposed to work. Lead at 7, game over. Let’s go!

[Scraps 13,562]

We are gonna be in 1st by the end of May arent we lmao

[WBT 20,617]

[runthebone 8,014]

Even Colorado is playing well after Mexico

[Huckleberry 33,001]

Guys I haven't finished my calculations but I believe that if we just keep winning every game then by the end of the season we will win the division. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,103]

So, on my pod we talked about the great difference between giving up 4 runs in 6 innings vs 6 runs in 4. The first is a slightly competitive start that while it sucks is still winnable. The second is non competitive and gets you beat. Hunter Brown was just barely good enough to not lose us this game. 
thanks I guess. 
he needs to not be a starter after Blanco comes back. And after Urquidy comes back it needs to be a 5 man rotation with Arrenghetti being a mid reliever. 

[WBT 20,617]

Seattle lost and Texas is about to drop to .500.  2.5 and 4 back.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Scoreboard watching in May…Mariners and Rangers both lost. 

[tx 3 putt 77,073]

Solid W

[Huckleberry 33,001]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, on my pod we talked about the great difference between giving up 4 runs in 6 innings vs 6 runs in 4. The first is a slightly competitive start that while it sucks is still winnable. The second is non competitive and gets you beat. Hunter Brown was just barely good enough to not lose us this game. 
thanks I guess. 
he needs to not be a starter after Blanco comes back. And after Urquidy comes back it needs to be a 5 man rotation with Arrenghetti being a mid reliever. 

You're my guy but pointing out that giving up 13.5 runs per game is worse than giving up 6 runs per game isn't your most insightful work. 😃

Edited May 18 by Huckleberry

[David Dennison 18,923]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Seattle lost and Texas is about to drop to .500.  2.5 and 4 back.

That is almost unbelievable.

 

[tx 3 putt 77,073]

Listening to the game in the dark, on a hand crank radio 😐

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Nice win!