Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Bunch of idiots

[WBT 20,617]

Well that sucked

[David Dennison 18,923]

That was just awful.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Who was the idiot that said our offense isn’t the problem???

[Mo Horn 8,849]

Oh good, extra innings, because we've been so successful at winning those. 

[MirrOlure 14,790]

Gaddammit Altuve would swing at a gnat in his face with a 3-1 count

[UTexasFight 9,499]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Espada is a moron. Bunt him over

No one knows how to bunt anymore. 

[David Dennison 18,923]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Bunch of idiots

* Idoits

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Who was the idiot that said our offense isn’t the problem???

Some guy.

[WBT 20,617]

Big K

[Wulaw Horn 19,107]

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

Those aren’t on the back of a baseball card and therefore no one in the Astros tracks that.

Its that he’s not a big boy yet.

I mean- true. 

[HtownHorn 14,726]

It’s amazing how stupid modern baseball managers are. B9, scored tied, lead off double and you don’t fucking bunt the runner to 3rd. Just fucking amazing how stupid Espada is at managing games.

Altuve needs a few days off, and he shouldn’t be the lead off hitter anymore. This slump is so fucking predictable because his approach is shit.

Edited May 22 by HtownHorn

[Guadaloopy 10,974]

Logan O’Hoppe sounds like a name Michael Scott would make up for an Irish character.  

[Scraps 13,562]

Drinking that Haderade

[Wulaw Horn 19,107]

If we get out of this tucker needs to try to steal 3rd on the first pitch. 

[cabowabo 4,487]

Ok, lay down a bunt here big guy. Lulz. 

[David Dennison 18,923]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Logan O’Hoppe sounds like a name Michael Scott would make up for an Irish character.  

[WBT 20,617]

Hader seems to have the hang of the 9th-10th outing

[HtownHorn 14,726]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

If we get out of this tucker needs to try to steal 3rd on the first pitch. 

Knowing the Astros, Alvarez would line the pitch off his head. This team plays selfish baseball.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Attaboy Hader!

[Scraps 13,562]

Bregman should nut up and bunt

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Ok, lay down a bunt here big guy. Lulz. 

At least pull the ball. 

[Dutchrudder 11,141]

Wow, 1-2-3 for Hader! Now it's time to get him the W

[Rip76 4,943]

Smart move Ron.

[hornmpa96 2,618]

Bregman needs to bunt here

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Bregman should nut up and bunt

Breggy bunt

[HtownHorn 14,726]

Why the fuck is he not bunting? Espada doesn’t have the balls to call it. Just fucking pathetic.

Edited May 22 by HtownHorn

[WBT 20,617]

Let's go Bregs, fuck up fat Coach Bombay

[hornmpa96 2,618]

Because the Astros are run by morons.

[Scraps 13,562]

We moved runners over woooooo

[cabowabo 4,487]

I’ll take it. 

[tx 3 putt 77,073]

0-5 Bregman 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Pena will walk it off.

[HtownHorn 14,726]

Just now, Scraps said:

We moved runners over woooooo

Blind squirrel.

[UTexasFight 9,499]

I’ll take that kind of pop up 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Hey hey!!!

[MirrOlure 14,790]

Bregman doesn’t hit into a DP!!!!!!!!

[Honeysucklerose 990]

My God Pena. What are you swinging at

[HtownHorn 14,726]

Choke up and put the ball in play, Stop swinging from your fucking shoes.

[David Dennison 18,923]

Please get a hit.

Please.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This umpire is awful

[cabowabo 4,487]

Nice. 

[David Dennison 18,923]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Please get a hit.

Please.

Thank you.

[Mo Horn 8,849]

JP

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Just need a single bro

[tx 3 putt 77,073]

Good job pena 

[hornmpa96 2,618]

Never in Doubt!

[Dutchrudder 11,141]

Pena gets to be the hero! Dude has been one of the few clutch guys with RISP this year. 

[perfectchaos007 6,673]

LFG!

[WBT 20,617]

Sunset heart hands!

[UTexasFight 9,499]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck is he not bunting? Espada doesn’t have the balls to call it. Just fucking pathetic.

They can’t do it!

I have little faith in anyone in our lineup actually executing it. 
I hate it but would rather see them take their chances swinging away than pissing down their leg and be in a 1-2 count after two failed attempts to lay one down