Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 77938]

3rd worst umpire in mlb behind the plate today 

[BrickTop 478]

First inning is our kryptonite.

[Scraps 13598]

Maybe Hunter Brown should stop having 34 different pitches in his arsenal and just focus on not sucking at 2 of them

[billfromlaketravis 11605]

What the hell channel is this game on? 

[UTexasFight 9626]

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Damn...how would you like to be the kid who gets 2B for Sunday autographs and you get out there and fucking Dubon comes out instead of Altuve

Man, no kidding…

but that kid will fit right in here with his views on Espada after today.

[cabowabo 4578]

Picture/video quality is ass. And my internet is fast. 

[Scraps 13598]

Lol....hey your kid just gave up a dong, how does that feel?

[UTexasFight 9626]

Bregs with Notorius BIG walk up. 
Thats what it takes to find it again, I’m cool with it 

[HtownHorn 14926]

Don't understand why it take Bregman 200 PAs to get going.

[Scraps 13598]

.

[David Dennison 19121]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Don't understand why it take Bregman 200 PAs to get going.

It be like that sometimes.

[TexasHooch 5152]

I like Latroy Hawkins, but through no fault of his own this broadcast is brutal.  Three long interviews in two innings.  Call the fucking game!

[Macklemore 2881]

Is this game showing on SCSN if you have a cable subscription that carries the channel in Texas or do you have to download the Roku app? Is that app even available on Apple TV? Thankfully I’m watching on MLB.tv and don’t have to worry about this BS.

Edited June 2 by Macklemore

[elfenix 34387]

Out

[UTexasFight 9626]

44 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Picture/video quality is ass. And my internet is fast. 

Hopefully quality enough to overturn that 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Is this game showing on SCSN if you have a cable subscription that carries the channel in Texas or do you have to download the Roku app? Is that app even available on Apple TV? Thankfully I’m watching on MLB.tv and don’t have to worry about this BS.

Roku exclusively. Just like Friday night Apple TV+ games.

or Sunday night espn 

[UTexasFight 9626]

And f carapazza for falling for that swim move.

 

[David Dennison 19121]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Roku exclusively. Just like Friday night Apple TV+ games.

or Sunday night espn 

It really isn't that big of a deal. No pause or rewind is BS, though.

Edited June 2 by David Dennison

[Scraps 13598]

Quick hook

[UTexasFight 9626]

Can’t be letting him see the lineup a third time!

[HtownHorn 14926]

Altuve doesn't make that play any more.

[David Dennison 19121]

Crud.

[Scraps 13598]

Well ended up a QS....but one too many JV specials

[WBT 20750]

LaTroy botching the Lou Gehrig speech last inning after saying that every major leaguer knows it was something

[Scraps 13598]

Cuban missile

[Scraps 13598]

That may be one of the worst throws from a catcher in mlb history

[WBT 20750]

Great catch

[HtownHorn 14926]

That was fucking scary, which is another reason Alvarez should never play in the OF.

[Scraps 13598]

Ball never touched the wall. Out. Lets go assholes

[David Dennison 19121]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That was fucking scary, which is another reason Alvarez should never play in the OF.

And that's the other reason.

[elfenix 34387]

Perfect bunt

[David Dennison 19121]

Perfect bunt. I like it.

[HtownHorn 14926]

Why is Abreu still in the game? Espada thinks Grae Kessinger is not faster than him.

[UTexasFight 9626]

What are we doing, windmill?

why is Abreu not pinch-ran for 

[HtownHorn 14926]

and there it is, Abreu can't score on a single.

[David Dennison 19121]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

and there it is, Abreu can't score on a single.

No one was scoring on that.

[UTexasFight 9626]

nm

Edited June 2 by UTexasFight

[David Dennison 19121]

They have got to remove him from this role.

[UTexasFight 9626]

Jose Miranda looks like a penis head with Down’s syndrome…

 

 

unfortunately, he doesn’t hit like one 

[HtownHorn 14926]

Espada is to stupid to make even the obvious managerial decisions.

Another potential loss due to the incompetence of the manager. The Twins manage immediately pinch ran for their slower runner.

Edited June 2 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 19121]

And that's what happens when you walk the lead off man.

[Macklemore 2881]

Fucking Pressly. Fuck you Espada for keep trotting him out there in high leverage situations.

[cabowabo 4578]

Why do we keep marching Pressly out in these situations?

[Scraps 13598]

I hate ryan pressly

[elfenix 34387]

Should have been a strikeout but instead scores on the double.

 

Edited June 2 by elfenix

[UTexasFight 9626]

If Hader is going with The Fireman for his walkout, Pressly needs to change to Prodigy-Firestarter 

Edited June 2 by UTexasFight

[David Dennison 19121]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Why do we keep marching Pressly out in these situations?

Because he's on the roster.

[tx 3 putt 77938]

Get some fucking runs !!!

[runthebone 8137]

Fucking managing malpractice to use Pressly

[UTexasFight 9626]

1, 2, 3 8th.

must be nice 

[David Dennison 19121]

Just now, runthebone said:

Fucking managing malpractice to use Pressly

Montero > Abreu > Hader

Pressly has shown he handle high leverage anymore.