Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 77108]

[UTexasFight 9506]

Playing in San Francisco in mid-June…(without Tucker and Abreu in the lineup)

try not to get perfecto’d again. 

[UTexasFight 9506]

Look at that…designated left fielder 

is this the first time we’ve had the exact same lineup two days in a row?

 

Edited June 9 by UTexasFight

[runthebone 8019]

Taking my boys today, so it's good to know that I can take them to the bathroom after the 7 spot.

[WBT 20621]

Chas had a triple last night, things are looking up

[HtownHorn 14727]

Why even call up Loperfido if you are just going to make him ride the bench? This organization is a fucking joke right now.

[hornmpa96 2619]

The Angels starter is a lefty. Hopefully they plant to platoon Chas and Loperfido while Tucker is on the IL.

Chas has a career 924 OPS against left handed pitching.

[runthebone 8019]

Shitty lefty kryptonite

[WBT 20621]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Why even call up Loperfido if you are just going to make him ride the bench? This organization is a fucking joke right now.

So we should play a man short?

8 hours ago, WBT said:

Feels like a good day to move into 2nd place

Womp womp.  Rangers won

[tx 3 putt 77108]

Astros record...

vs. teams with winning record: 8-21
vs. teams with losing records: 22-14

[hornmpa96 2619]

WTF? Bunting here?

[David Dennison 18924]

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

WTF? Bunting here?

Beats striking out.

[HtownHorn 14727]

Abreu looked like he was constipated running home.

[tx 3 putt 77108]

lulz auto walk yordan 

[David Dennison 18924]

And there's the DP.

Sigh.

[BrickTop 477]

Abreu looked like he was constipated running home.

Was just thinking that, he looked like what my 46 year old ass would look like running home, stiff as a board

[BrickTop 477]

Abreu reminds me of an old beer league softball player.

[dr99 560]

get ready for a stream of bullshit from Dana

[runthebone 8019]

GIDP on the way

[Overlord 366]

You know what? Fuck this dude. 
 

And they are going to kiss his ass and not ask hard questions 

[Overlord 366]

You got to give Jake some credit for his improvements. He’s been able to keep his helmet on much better this year. 

[David Dennison 18924]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

You know what? Fuck this dude. 
 

And they are going to kiss his ass and not ask hard questions 

[runthebone 8019]

Chazzzzz is badddd right now

[David Dennison 18924]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Chazzzzz is badddd right now

He should only come off the bench.

[tx 3 putt 77108]

Just now, David Dennison said:

He should only come off the bench.

 

should have traded him this past offseason. peak chas

[David Dennison 18924]

Man, he does not want to throw that fastball right now.

[Overlord 366]

Hey is that McCullers guy been in the dugout supporting the team?

Because he shouldn't be. 

[David Dennison 18924]

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Hey is that McCullers guy been in the dugout supporting the team?

Because he shouldn't be. 

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yea, that didn't come out right. 

[tx 3 putt 77108]

 

[Overlord 366]

Disregard

Edited June 9 by Overlord
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[BrickTop 477]

Didn’t Yanier used to be really good at throwing out runners?

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Does anybody think that Singleton being cut loose could possibly be God’s Plan for him? Would DFA’ing him make sense?

If Loperfido stays up. 

 

[runthebone 8019]

Not good

[Scraps 13565]

Well now he has no shot

[WBT 20621]

That's why you keep that hand behind you

[tx 3 putt 77108]

good job abreu

[runthebone 8019]

Holy shit, my kids saw an Abreu 2 hit game

[David Dennison 18924]

Well OK then.

[Overlord 366]

Did that really happen?

[tx 3 putt 77108]

Just now, runthebone said:

Holy shit, my kids saw an Abreu 2 hit game

 

much more likely to go back in time and watch bob gibson pitch a gem

a one in a million year event 

[WBT 20621]

Abreu pulled a double down the line to get JV off the hook.

[tx 3 putt 77108]

don't let abreu and chas heat up !!!!!

[Scraps 13565]

King Suck and Chas....the duo we didn't know we needed

Goat

[tx 3 putt 77108]

[Dutchrudder 11141]

Hell yeah, get JV that W!

[WBT 20621]

Tuve!!

[Snake Diggity 4625]

106 mph EV on Abreu’s double.  His timing is still mostly shit but the bat speed can be in there some times.

[WBT 20621]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Hell yeah, get JV that W!

#261 in his sights

[WBT 20621]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

King Suck and Chas....the duo we didn't know we needed

That guy taking his kids to the shitter missed a hell of an inning

Edited June 9 by WBT