Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 76869]

[David Dennison 18849]

Wow.

Just, wow.

[tx 3 putt 76869]

That sucked donkey boner

[WBT 20561]

7 hits to fucking 2

[Mo Horn 8827]

Nothing like getting shut out by the worst team in mlb

[Gut Wagon 8065]

It's pretty hard to lose to a cellar dweller when you hold them to two hits, but we're just the kind of team to do it. 

[David Dennison 18849]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Nothing like getting shut out by the worst team in mlb

It's OK because we're also bad.

[txduck87 985]

Nothing like getting shut out by the worst team in mlb

We’re gaining on them!

[Scraps 13560]

Ok i had been holding on, but I'm done. Put the tombstone up. These fucks are done.

Wouldnt shock me if they are swept.


What am I supposed to do the next 4 months now?

[tx 3 putt 76869]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

What am I supposed to do the next 4 months now?

 

[Guadaloopy 10958]

I said I was out until Abreu was gone, but fuck this shit.  

[tx 3 putt 76869]

Players to dump - Jake, Pressley, montero 

[Dutchrudder 11133]

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ok i had been holding on, but I'm done. Put the tombstone up. These fucks are done.

Wouldnt shock me if they are swept.


What am I supposed to do the next 4 months now?

CJ Stroud and company report to training camp in 1 month! 😁

Edited June 19 by Dutchrudder

[David Dennison 18849]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Players to dump - Jake, Pressley, montero 

That's it?

[tx 3 putt 76869]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's it?

framber is the tough one to decide 

[David Dennison 18849]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

framber is the tough one to decide 

We're just gonna let Bregman walk?

[tx 3 putt 76869]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[tx 3 putt 76869]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

We're just gonna let Bregman walk?

we’ll make a qualifying offer for the pick, but I’d move him if you can

our system needs a talent infusion 

[Beau Vine 54207]

My favorite part was at 1:50, when he credited Maldonado with giving hitting advice.

[David Dennison 18849]

What a friggin' mess.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

My GOD can we get Lunhow back here stat??

[UTEX_ME 4762]

[perfectchaos007 6625]

Dana is so fucking stubborn.

[David Dennison 18849]

Yeah. Dana.

[dr99 559]

[Macklemore 2876]

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dana is so fucking stubborn.

What stupid shit is he saying now?

[hornmpa96 2618]

Move every asset you can and build for the future.

This team isn’t going anywhere.

[tx 3 putt 76869]

Dana is catching the tail end of this mess. Last year’s draft is showing something, we need a great 2024 draft. He’s moving zero players until crane gives him the green light. IMO, crane and Bagwell are still thinking we can catch the M’s, just need a 10 game win streak and sweep the M’s !!!!

I’d prefer we don’t rush back Garcia and LMJ. Retool for a 2025 run. Injuries sunk the season. 9 fucking pitchers on the injured list 

 

[perfectchaos007 6625]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What stupid shit is he saying now?

Nothing new tonight, but over the past several weeks he has insisted this team is on the right track, they'll turn it around, no need to panic, and "there is no scenario where the Astros will be sellers at the trade deadline". 

There's optimism and stubbornness, and Dana is the latter.

[tx 3 putt 76869]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nothing new tonight, but over the past several weeks he has insisted this team is on the right track, they'll turn it around, no need to panic, and "there is no scenario where the Astros will be sellers at the trade deadline". 

There's optimism and stubbornness, and Dana is the latter.

that’s reading the boss 

[hornmpa96 2618]

[Snake Diggity 4619]

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nothing new tonight, but over the past several weeks he has insisted this team is on the right track, they'll turn it around, no need to panic, and "there is no scenario where the Astros will be sellers at the trade deadline". 

There's optimism and stubbornness, and Dana is the latter.

What should the GM be saying instead?  “Yeah, we are totally fucked.  We have sucked shit through a straw all year and I don’t expect it to stop. I’ve got all our good players on the trade block and honestly we are looking at the draft lottery odds more than we are looking at playoff odds.  The trade deadline and 2025 can’t get here fast enough.”

[HtownHorn 14663]

Dana is saying what he is allowed or told to say. This shit isn't difficult, Dana is GM in title only when it comes to the make up of the actual 26 man roster, those decisions are being made by Crane and his HOF crew. Dana is here to rebuild the minor leagues through the draft, something he is really good at doing. We are starting to see the fruits of his 1st draft.

Dana and Espada were hired because they agreed to let Crane meddle in everything.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Worst loss of the season

(so far)

[Scraps 13560]

9 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

What should the GM be saying instead?  “Yeah, we are totally fucked.  We have sucked shit through a straw all year and I don’t expect it to stop. I’ve got all our good players on the trade block and honestly we are looking at the draft lottery odds more than we are looking at playoff odds.  The trade deadline and 2025 can’t get here fast enough.”

he would get more respect if he did lol 

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[Murfdogg21 4412]

16 hours ago, WBT said:

7 hits to fucking 2

Could always be worse!

[Hornsbay22 467]

I hate this team, trade everyone except Altuve Alvarez, and extend Tucker.  Burn the mother fucker down.

[drewlaws 126]

Honest question. Do yall trust this organization to rebuild? Is Dana Brown the guy and if so, can he do it without Crane/Bagwell meddling?

[tx 3 putt 76869]

3 minutes ago, drewlaws said:

Honest question. Do yall trust this organization to rebuild? Is Dana Brown the guy and if so, can he do it without Crane/Bagwell meddling?

its going to be a ‘reload’ for 2025, not a rebuild. The core is in place. Crane isn’t giving up on a 2025 run

Edited June 19 by tx 3 putt

[Hornsbay22 467]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

its going to be a ‘reload’ for 2025, not a rebuild. The core is in place. Crane isn’t giving up on a 2025 run

Don't they already have Brice Matthews playing some 3B like Bergman did?  

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[tx 3 putt 76869]

 

im calling it now, Altuve isn’t a first ballot HoF. East and West coast voters are going to ghost him. 

[Scraps 13560]

Way to go out on a limb.

It will probably take 5+ years for him to get in

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

I honestly won't even be surprised if he gets left out if he doesn't reach 3,000.

[Scraps 13560]

Still no Yordan.

Bunch of fucking losers man 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76869]

[Scraps 13560]

lulz 

 

 

[Dutchrudder 11133]

Don't worry guys, help is on the way!

 

 

[Scraps 13560]

Lance needs to quit throwing to no one and just be activated because the longer he fucks around in BP sessions and rehab stints the quicker he is gonna get hurt again.  We need to milk him for his 20 innings now.