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11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Game No. 82

Altuve 2B
Bregman 3B
Alvarez LF
Diaz DH
Meyers CF
Peña SS
Singleton 1B
Dubón RF
Salazar C

Framber Valdez P

Just when Chas is showing signs of life he gets pinch hit for last night and benched today.  Cool, cool, I'm sure Dubon and Singleton will get to 120 wRC+ form any day now.

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake shouldn’t have that HR count I’m sure for reasons. DFA! DFA! DFA!  Am I doing this right?  

Lulz, You are such a fucking putz. Did you bet on him hitting a HR today, I mean you bet on everything else so you might as well let Jake pay you back for all the dick surpling you do.

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8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Framber meltdown 

This team's defense is so bad. It's like they don't practice it or something. Bregman not covering 3rd on a SB, Altuve booting an easy double play ball, Framber doing Framber things. Alvarez nearly killing himself on a fly ball most of our other OFs would have caught.

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz, You are such a fucking putz. Did you bet on him hitting a HR today, I mean you bet on everything else so you might as well let Jake pay you back for all the dick surpling you do.

Dfa dfa dfa. 

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7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dfa dfa dfa. 

This is hilarious considering the Mets just scored 5 runs after the HR.

.208/./256/.364 in June. By all means continue to suck that dick.

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9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This team's defense is so bad. It's like they don't practice it or something. Bregman not covering 3rd on a SB, Altuve booting an easy double play ball, Framber doing Framber things. Alvarez nearly killing himself on a fly ball most of our other OFs would have caught.

We're .500-ish for reasons. And so we likely shall remain. 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Dfa dfa dfa. 

.205/.262/.359 in June, 4.8 BB% and 32.1 K%. Superstar.

.211/.268/.391 April + June, 5 BB%, 28.1 K% - trade him straight up for Julio Rodriguez or Luis Robert.

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38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

.205/.262/.359 in June, 4.8 BB% and 32.1 K%. Superstar.

.211/.268/.391 April + June, 5 BB%, 28.1 K% - trade him straight up for Julio Rodriguez or Luis Robert.

Ok cool.

113 wRC+ and 1.7 WAR in 232 PAs

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