Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Why does this dude suck so bad this year

[Scraps 13,570]

I remember when some of you thought this dude would be a closer.  jfc push him off the CN Tower 

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Pull him

[Scraps 13,570]

well thats illegal, but CB Bucknor is a dumbass 

[cabowabo 4,512]

How the fuck is that legal?

[Storm the Field 5,301]

Giving up a leadoff walk to a -0.7 WAR guy batting .163.

SMDH.

[David Dennison 18,944]

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Edited July 1 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13,570]

and we still have a 9th ughhhh

[cabowabo 4,512]

Whew.  Abreu needs another gold chain or two.

[Pimphand 5,850]

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Giving up a leadoff walk to a -0.7 WAR guy batting .163.

SMDH.

 

[WBT 20,653]

Amazed Singleton caught that low throw

[Harrison Stafford 3,335]

[WBT 20,653]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I remember when some of you thought this dude would be a closer.  jfc push him off the CN Tower 

He's always walked too many 

[David Dennison 18,944]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Whew.  Abreu needs another gold chain or two.

L

[David Dennison 18,944]

Awwww, yeah.

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

[cabowabo 4,512]

That's a pretty big shot.

[WBT 20,653]

Hammerin Yordan

[runthebone 8,029]

Thanks for pitching to him

[Scraps 13,570]

thank you big dong Alvarez

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Whew.  Abreu needs another gold chain or two.

in a better world, you blow a game = no chains for a week 

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Amazed Singleton caught that low throw

surly thread = anyone can play 1st. !!!!

[Hornsbay22 470]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly thread = anyone can play 1st. !!!!

Shay Whitcomb could of

[HOOKEM4 5,040]

Walk in the house from work, kids are watching the game, see Yordan batting and call the Homer play. Boom. Love to see it.

[David Dennison 18,944]

He just has to give up a HR, doesn't he?

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Walk in the house from work, kids are watching the game, see Yordan batting and call the Homer play. Boom. Love to see it.

[YChang 3,462]

of course

[Hornsbay22 470]

Fucking Hader just cost me my bet

[David Dennison 18,944]

WOO HOO!!!!

[TonyTexas 10,524]

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Happy Canada Day !!!!!

[WBT 20,653]

Hey Canada, go fuck yourself, eh?

[cabowabo 4,512]

So, do we trade Tucker for another arm or two?

[Limp Brisket 546]

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Just now, cabowabo said:

So, do we trade Tucker for another arm or two?

who trades for a one legged player ?

[WBT 20,653]

2:16

3 back, 5 up on Arlington.  Life comes at you fast.

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Brother Brown came up huge today 

[UTexasFight 9,523]

9-1 L10

Best in baseball

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

Dana Brown all season - we’re going to on a run and get right back in this. 
 

surly thread - Fire Dana brown !!!!!

[n64ra 1,087]

Thank goodness for the Yordon bomb. Hader always gives up a run.

[UTexasFight 9,523]

O’s do a us a solid and we manage a sweep, we can be tied for first by the time the burgers and dogs are ready Thursday evening .

[HtownHorn 14,762]

53 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I remember when some of you thought this dude would be a closer.  jfc push him off the CN Tower 

He's still the best high leverage arm we have, it's not his fault our manager is stupid.

Edited July 1 by HtownHorn

[BrazilHorn 6,630]

Team is coming on. 3 back of Mariners. Running hot in spite of injuries. Keep it going boys!!! 

[runthebone 8,029]

Hader always has to fuck around

[Guadaloopy 11,012]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

He just has to give up a HR, doesn't he?

 

1 hour ago, YChang said:

of course

 

1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Fucking Hader just cost me my bet

Saves are such a dumb statistic.  All you have to do is give up fewer than three runs in an inning. 

[dr99 560]

12-3 since releasing old yellow teeth.

[Pimphand 5,850]

27 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Hader always has to fuck around

Fortunately he doesn't always find our but yeah would be better if he fucked around less.

6 minutes ago, dr99 said:

12-3 since releasing old yellow teeth.

When was Mack Brown a stro?

[Pimphand 5,850]

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

 

Saves are such a dumb statistic.  All you have to do is give up fewer than three runs in an inning. 

So is getting the win....

[tx 3 putt 77,328]

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