Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13561]

Lets hope Pena doesn't pull a last year and not homer again the rest of the season

July 5th was his last 2023 homer

[HtownHorn 14673]

Good news: 4 HR's against Toronto, 3 against the rest of the league. 

Bad news: Last game against Toronto this season.

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

Fucking 6 Of 7 innings lead off guy on. 

Throw strikes asshole. 

[tx 3 putt 76881]

Diaz needs to go out there, scott needs a small talk

He’s out 

[Scraps 13561]

Lol dummy

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

This should have been as quick an overturn as CB Buckner. 

[HtownHorn 14673]

He's out, this should be faast.

Boy that changes this inning fast.

Edited July 4 by HtownHorn

[Hornsbay22 467]

South Africans love America

[HtownHorn 14673]

Ok Pressly and Hader. Let's do something you guys have done very rarely this season.

[tx 3 putt 76881]

Very fitting for the fourth ….

 

[Overlord 366]

Ryan Pressly is setting up perfectly for a trade to Baltimore

[Gut Wagon 8065]

This is getting old. And I'm not even the guy getting plunked. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Hit a homer Jake! Another run and Hader can plunk somebody 

[tx 3 putt 76881]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

This is getting old. And I'm not even the guy getting plunked. 

Hader needs to go legend status, nail the first blue jay 

[runthebone 7967]

Need Tucker to protect Yordan

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Hit a homer Pena!

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hader needs to go legend status, nail the first blue jay 

Hard to hit someone and bring tying run to the plate. Theoretically speaking 

[Overlord 366]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

They are on a 31 year skid in both baseball & hockey just with 1 MLB team haha

Wait, wut happened to the Expos?

[Overlord 366]

Go ahead and make it interesting Josh. 

Uh, nevermind. Play on

[elfenix 34228]

Astros win!

[tx 3 putt 76881]

Keep racking W’s !!!!

[Scraps 13561]

Dubs

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Hard to hit someone and bring tying run to the plate. Theoretically speaking 

True...which is why Hader needed to have a pitch "get away from him" and ricochet through their dugout at 98. 😃

[runthebone 7967]

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

[Rip76 4925]

12 out of the last 14

Just now, runthebone said:

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

Yep, I ask this last week.

[WBT 20561]

Keep winning series.

Great job by the bullpen today

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

Trade Tuck for 5 prospects?

[UTexasFight 9431]

Hader pissing down his leg in game 6 of the season and offense pissing down their leg after a leadoff double in the 9th as the tying run away from a season sweep of these guys 

[UTexasFight 9431]

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good win.  Keep it going.

 

We talk about the record without pubic chin ponytail, but what are we without Tucker?

18-8

19-8 if you count the game he came out of in the 3rd inning 

(holy shit I didn’t realize it’s been over a month now …June 3)

[HtownHorn 14673]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

18-8

19-8 if you count the game he came out of in the 3rd inning 

(holy shit I didn’t realize it’s been over a month now …June 3)

It really is crazy.

 

1.5 GBs today and good chance we are in 1st by the ASB.

Yankees falling apart as well. 6-14 in their last 20, Judge and Soto not getting any help.

Edited July 4 by HtownHorn

[Limp Brisket 546]

20 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Wait, wut happened to the Expos?

They moved to D.C. in 2004 and became the Nationals.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

This team is gonna lead the division by the break, aren’t they?

lulz

[HtownHorn 14673]

Minnesota is 7-3 L10. They are playing good ball, just like the Mets.

[tx 3 putt 76881]

Keep winning series 

[tx 3 putt 76881]

Dubin starting tomorrow, another bullpen game 

dubin / Martinez / king / Contreras, guys needs to step up

 

[David Dennison 18851]

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You can’t expect much more than a split when you go up to Canada I suppose.  

[LCHorn 2615]

51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It really is crazy.

 

1.5 GBs today and good chance we are in 1st by the ASB.

Yankees falling apart as well. 6-14 in their last 20, Judge and Soto not getting any help.

Basically everyone their team besides Giancarlo started hot and the national media anointed them a juggernaut prematurely, as they typically do. 

[WBT 20561]

O's up 2-0 on the M's

[HtownHorn 14673]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

O's up 2-0 on the M's

1 hit. Seattle's offense is really bad, as bad as the Astros were in the 1st month, Seattle is 10x worse than that right now, one guy in their lineup today slugging over .400

[tx 3 putt 76881]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I think the Rangers need a 10 game winning streak in July to not be sellers. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

My free MLB app subscription finally coming in handy for something besides listening to radio broadcast of Astros. I had forgotten I can watch any game but Astros. Can finally watch a game. Might be watching a lot of Seattle games for a couple weeks. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Wish I hadn’t seen that. Damn orioles.

[UTexasFight 9431]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

O's up 2-0 on the M's

Speaking of teams that were 7-3 L10 before they played us 

Edited July 4 by UTexasFight

[Pimphand 5735]

4 hours ago, Overlord said:

Wait, wut happened to the Expos?

When I get my laptop out I will calculate the missed hockey years vs missed baseball years but I definitely am not doing that shit tonight.

[runthebone 7967]

Remember to discount by 10% because they are just Canadian years

[elfenix 34228]

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Minnesota is 7-3 L10. They are playing good ball, just like the Mets.

[BrickTop 474]

Key is not to let the Twins be up in the 9th, Duran is not exactly hittable.

[Overlord 366]

Reports say Astros have a hard on for D-Back first baseman, Christian Walker. I'm watching him demolish the Dodgers, and it moved. 

[Overlord 366]

6 hours ago, Limp Brisket said:

They moved to D.C. in 2004 and became the Nationals.

I never fully understood why they had “elb” on their caps.