Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[cabowabo 4389]

[David Dennison 17754]

[tx 3 putt 75235]

50 / 50 we lose this game 

[David Dennison 17754]

This is fine. Everything is fine.

[cabowabo 4389]

Throw strikes mother fucker. 

[cabowabo 4389]

Nice stab. 

[tx 3 putt 75235]

Nice play by Singelton 

[Hornsbay22 449]

Lidge, Giles,, Hader come to the Astros we will make any closer a mental midget.    

[David Dennison 17754]

[runthebone 7875]

Never in doubt

[elfenix 34075]

[Scraps 13477]

Lol listening on IHeart and going to break aka not supposed to be on air pretty sure Ford said "I wish that game would have been longer"

 

Must not have power lol

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego

[Guadaloopy 10798]

[Scraps 13477]

Iykyk lol

[Overlord 366]

I really hope LMJ is able to scratch out a decent living wage when he retires in 2028. I’m really worried about his coffee shop’s earning capacity when there are three Starbucks within walking distance to it. I’ll be praying for you, man. Open a Roth IRA. 

[Overlord 366]

https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/player/injuries/_/id/17540/lance-mccullers

I’m computer illiterate so I don’t know how to post this but give it a glance if you need to laugh, and feel defeated. 

[runthebone 7875]

Thanks for being a bunch of whale vaginas, San Diago

[Mez2 4013]

No power, no Alma Latiana, no problem.

#alligatorblood. 

[dr99 551]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lol listening on IHeart and going to break aka not supposed to be on air pretty sure Ford said "I wish that game would have been longer"

 

Must not have power lol

at least you didn't have to see Blanco's purple hair

[Huckleberry 32309]

I'm convinced Abreu is tipping pitches. Marlin batters had zero doubt what pitch he was about to release last night. 

[texashorne 1177]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm convinced Abreu is tipping pitches. Marlin batters had zero doubt what pitch he was about to release last night. 

I feel the same way about Hader

[runthebone 7875]

Hader keeps showing that he's throwing his gopher ball?

[UTexasFight 9292]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Hader keeps showing that he's throwing his gopher ball?

Yeah Hader reminds me of a taller Wagner with his fastball at times.

it’s good but not overpowering (unlike Wagner), but like Wagner, it’s straight as an arrow and when his misses his spot (not up enough or over the plate), bye bye.

 

I’m curious how many of the home runs he’s given up have been off something other than the fastball 

[Wulaw Horn 18918]

Episode 69 up. 
 

 

[TejasPedro 1848]

Guerrero, Buchette, and Springer for Meyers, McCormick, Singleton, Cabbage and Pressley. 
 

[tx 3 putt 75235]

 ….

 

[tx 3 putt 75235]

The Astros against Bryan Hoeing: Altuve 4, Bregman 5, Alvarez DH, Diaz 2, Peña 6, Singleton 3, Meyers 8, Dubón 7, Loperfido 9

Valdez LHP

[tx 3 putt 75235]

 

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[hornmpa96 2538]

Has anyone actually seen Tucker recently?

I’m beginning to worry that he might be dead or they had to amputate his lower leg.

[kevwun 15258]

Tucker is the in the dugout fairly regularly.  He's still alive.

[tx 3 putt 75235]

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Has anyone actually seen Tucker recently?

I’m beginning to worry that he might be dead or they had to amputate his lower leg.

they’re piecing together a player between lmj / Tucker / jv 

takes time for the pieces to ‘gel’ 

[runthebone 7875]

Probably a lower risk of rejection if they just transplant Preston's leg.

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Disregard. As usual. 

Edited July 10 by Mitch Hedberg

[Dnaguy 11565]

Tucker had to have fractured his leg, no?

I mean, it’s that or LMJ went full union shop steward got into his head like Ned Isakov….

[texashorne 1177]

Its going to be awesome to get JV, Tucker, and Luis Garcia back. 

[tx 3 putt 75235]

Garcia missed his BP session today to determine his next minor league rehab start 

[runthebone 7875]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Garcia missed his BP session today to determine his next minor league rehab start 

As long as that's the real reason...

[tx 3 putt 75235]

17 minutes ago, runthebone said:

As long as that's the real reason...

throwing tomorrow 

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

San Diego needs to quit being little bitches and score some runs.

[Wulaw Horn 18918]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

San Diego needs to quit being little bitches and score some runs.

I bet on the mariners today. I will cash or be happy, but not both. 

[Scraps 13477]

La Extensión

[Scraps 13477]

Jizz Chasholm sit down

[Scraps 13477]

Scoreboard worker is over this hurricane shit too

[tx 3 putt 75235]

Work this fucker over 

Alvarez limping 

[David Dennison 17754]

Oh, Gary.

[Scraps 13477]

Yordons massive dong hurt him there....no one on this thread has any idea how hard it is to run with a dong that size...but i know how hard it is to run with my Altuve dong so I can only imagine.

[TonyTexas 10406]

Whitmire criticizing the city’s biggest cooling center is absurd. Fuck that guy. 

 

[runthebone 7875]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Whitmire criticizing the city’s biggest cooling center is absurd. Fuck that guy. 

 

I get his point if they had lost.