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I really hope LMJ is able to scratch out a decent living wage when he retires in 2028. I’m really worried about his coffee shop’s earning capacity when there are three Starbucks within walking distance to it. I’ll be praying for you, man. Open a Roth IRA. 

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lol listening on IHeart and going to break aka not supposed to be on air pretty sure Ford said "I wish that game would have been longer"

 

Must not have power lol

at least you didn't have to see Blanco's purple hair

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2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Hader keeps showing that he's throwing his gopher ball?

Yeah Hader reminds me of a taller Wagner with his fastball at times.

it’s good but not overpowering (unlike Wagner), but like Wagner, it’s straight as an arrow and when his misses his spot (not up enough or over the plate), bye bye.

 

I’m curious how many of the home runs he’s given up have been off something other than the fastball 

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1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Has anyone actually seen Tucker recently?

I’m beginning to worry that he might be dead or they had to amputate his lower leg.


they’re piecing together a player between lmj / Tucker / jv 

takes time for the pieces to ‘gel’ 

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Yordons massive dong hurt him there....no one on this thread has any idea how hard it is to run with a dong that size...but i know how hard it is to run with my Altuve dong so I can only imagine.

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