Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Trade Chas tonight 🥺🥺🥺

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Jake and Joey show comes through again

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let’s go ahead and bust it open

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Decent job by bloss

[runthebone 8029]

This is where Whitley should pick up the final 5 innings

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Dubin is the man 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Dubin is the man 

maybe not 😂😂😂😂

[Scraps 13570]

Jizz crushed that and pimped it

Down 5-3 clown boy

[BrickTop 477]

Yes!!!Let’s keep dubin instead of Ort!!!

[Scraps 13570]

Good thing Josh Bell sucks ass

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Scott slowed up, dubin probably going 2

[Scraps 13570]

Lulz

[Limp Brisket 546]

Lulz they suuuuck

[Hornsbay22 470]

Jarred Cosart the beginning of the dynasty moves

[runthebone 8029]

Singleton is such an athlete!

 

Error 

WP

Balk

Sac fly

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Good job by Loperfido after getting fucked by the ump

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Altuve thought he was Pena for a second there. 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

I’d stab everyone here for Moises Alou in LF

[dr99 560]

Astros replay with their thumbs up their asses missing the strikeout

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars. 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two

let’s just win out and take care of the mariners after the all star break 

[Limp Brisket 546]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars. 

He’s the kid in school that had dried snot under both nostrils all the time.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Wtf Loperfido. Go run the bleachers

[runthebone 8029]

Abreu is all about letting fans enjoy the AC as long as possible.

 

What a guy

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

Did we get what we needed from Bloss? I assume he was on a pitch count? 

[UTexasFight 9523]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Abreu is all about letting fans enjoy the AC as long as possible.

 

What a guy

2 hits and 3 Ks on 14 pitches is something 

[runthebone 8029]

No sweat

[Guadaloopy 11012]

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’d stab everyone here for Moises Alou in LF

He’s 58, but sure, let’s give it a shot.  Wouldn’t be the weirdest shit that has happened this season. 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

[elfenix 34331]

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Quick turnaround, South Oklahoma douchebags tomorrow 

[runthebone 8029]

Sweeping a shitty team is good

[Rimbo 26053]

If I had a bingo card of sports cliches, I'd have cleared it with that Jake Myers postgame interview.

[Rimbo 26053]

Jake learned well from the master

[UTexasFight 9523]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

If I had a bingo card of sports cliches, I'd have cleared it with that Jake Myers postgame interview.

He is so bad.

but I tune in every time for the trainwreck

[UTexasFight 9523]

Well, well, well.

guess who has their 8th and 9th inning guys with ERAs under 4 at the same time for the first time all year!

Edited July 12 by UTexasFight

[HtownHorn 14763]

Time to bury the Rangers this weekend.

Edited July 12 by HtownHorn

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago. 

[UTPhil2006 3809]

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago. 

3*
1 up*

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Win tomorrow, start this series right 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

[dr99 560]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

he's playing good defense too

[tx 3 putt 77336]

100% if we can a good rh 1st, they’d be a damn good combo 

[UTexasFight 9523]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

23-10 without Tucker 

19-8 since JV’s last start

 

this team really makes no gd sense 

Edited July 12 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20653]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

23-10 without Tucker 

He dead yet or still mostly dead?

[UTexasFight 9523]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

He dead yet or still mostly dead?

Idk but we keep having the best mlb record since he went down, I guess he can stay mostly dead?

 

 

lulz at the graphic putting up Tucker here:

[David Dennison 18945]

37 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

23-10 without Tucker 

19-8 since JV’s last start

 

this team really makes no gd sense 

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

[Planet Houston 4930]

I don’t get it. Tucker was having such a great season and all of a sudden we catch fire with him out. 

I have been traveling non-stop in a combination of work and personal travel the last month, so I haven’t been able to watch much extended stretches of Stros baseball. My last in-person game was the game Tucker got hurt. I don’t understand it, but I love it. 

[tx 3 putt 77336]

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

he’s at least two weeks away, probably 3

[UTexasFight 9523]

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

I know right.

its ridiculous 

2nd AB, June 3rd