Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Trade Chas tonight 🥺🥺🥺

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Jake and Joey show comes through again

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Let’s go ahead and bust it open

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Decent job by bloss

[runthebone 7875]

This is where Whitley should pick up the final 5 innings

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Dubin is the man 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Dubin is the man 

maybe not 😂😂😂😂

[Scraps 13477]

Jizz crushed that and pimped it

Down 5-3 clown boy

[BrickTop 474]

Yes!!!Let’s keep dubin instead of Ort!!!

[Scraps 13477]

Good thing Josh Bell sucks ass

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Scott slowed up, dubin probably going 2

[Scraps 13477]

Lulz

[Limp Brisket 529]

Lulz they suuuuck

[Hornsbay22 449]

Jarred Cosart the beginning of the dynasty moves

[runthebone 7875]

Singleton is such an athlete!

 

Error 

WP

Balk

Sac fly

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Good job by Loperfido after getting fucked by the ump

[billfromlaketravis 11286]

Altuve thought he was Pena for a second there. 

[tx 3 putt 75242]

I’d stab everyone here for Moises Alou in LF

[dr99 551]

Astros replay with their thumbs up their asses missing the strikeout

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars. 

[tx 3 putt 75242]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two

let’s just win out and take care of the mariners after the all star break 

[Limp Brisket 529]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars. 

He’s the kid in school that had dried snot under both nostrils all the time.

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Wtf Loperfido. Go run the bleachers

[runthebone 7875]

Abreu is all about letting fans enjoy the AC as long as possible.

 

What a guy

[billfromlaketravis 11286]

Did we get what we needed from Bloss? I assume he was on a pitch count? 

[UTexasFight 9292]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Abreu is all about letting fans enjoy the AC as long as possible.

 

What a guy

2 hits and 3 Ks on 14 pitches is something 

[runthebone 7875]

No sweat

[Guadaloopy 10798]

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’d stab everyone here for Moises Alou in LF

He’s 58, but sure, let’s give it a shot.  Wouldn’t be the weirdest shit that has happened this season. 

[tx 3 putt 75242]

[elfenix 34075]

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Quick turnaround, South Oklahoma douchebags tomorrow 

[runthebone 7875]

Sweeping a shitty team is good

[Rimbo 25224]

If I had a bingo card of sports cliches, I'd have cleared it with that Jake Myers postgame interview.

[Rimbo 25224]

Jake learned well from the master

[UTexasFight 9292]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

If I had a bingo card of sports cliches, I'd have cleared it with that Jake Myers postgame interview.

He is so bad.

but I tune in every time for the trainwreck

[UTexasFight 9292]

Well, well, well.

guess who has their 8th and 9th inning guys with ERAs under 4 at the same time for the first time all year!

Edited July 12 by UTexasFight

[HtownHorn 14320]

Time to bury the Rangers this weekend.

Edited July 12 by HtownHorn

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago. 

[UTPhil2006 3767]

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago. 

3*
1 up*

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Win tomorrow, start this series right 

[tx 3 putt 75242]

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

[dr99 551]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

he's playing good defense too

[tx 3 putt 75242]

100% if we can a good rh 1st, they’d be a damn good combo 

[UTexasFight 9292]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

23-10 without Tucker 

19-8 since JV’s last start

 

this team really makes no gd sense 

Edited July 12 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20212]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

23-10 without Tucker 

He dead yet or still mostly dead?

[UTexasFight 9292]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

He dead yet or still mostly dead?

Idk but we keep having the best mlb record since he went down, I guess he can stay mostly dead?

 

 

lulz at the graphic putting up Tucker here:

[David Dennison 17754]

37 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

23-10 without Tucker 

19-8 since JV’s last start

 

this team really makes no gd sense 

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

[Planet Houston 4918]

I don’t get it. Tucker was having such a great season and all of a sudden we catch fire with him out. 

I have been traveling non-stop in a combination of work and personal travel the last month, so I haven’t been able to watch much extended stretches of Stros baseball. My last in-person game was the game Tucker got hurt. I don’t understand it, but I love it. 

[tx 3 putt 75242]

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

he’s at least two weeks away, probably 3

[UTexasFight 9292]

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

I know right.

its ridiculous 

2nd AB, June 3rd