Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[David Dennison 17754]

It's like fucking clockwork.

[runthebone 7875]

It’s low leverage day at MMP!

[Scraps 13477]

Had already planned this outing for todays game and ended up with a 7 inning double header at Sugar Land

[David Dennison 17754]

Dubin warming up.

So we're just throwing all our middle relief in a 1-1 game?

Cool. Cool.

[HtownHorn 14320]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s almost like literally nobody has ever said that and all they’ve ever said is you are an idiot for saying that the gold glove caliber cf with an above average OPS+ is a useful and valuable player and not “maybe possibly good enough to be a 5th OF”. 

The dude has been fucking wretched for a month and a half, fuck off. I am sure with the upcoming AS break there is plenty of time for you to meet up and suck him off. He’s a fucking JAG, has always been a fucking JAG, and no matter how much you wish him into anything other than a JAG, it’s what he’s going to be. Shouldn’t you be making shitty bets to satiate your addiction.

[HtownHorn 14320]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dubin warming up.

So we're just throwing all our middle relief in a 1-1 game?

Cool. Cool.

There is no other choice, Abreu, Pressly, and Hader have all pitched in back to back games.

[David Dennison 17754]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

There is no other choice, Abreu, Pressly, and Hader have all pitched in back to back games.

Montero.

/ducks

[Rip76 4880]

jeez

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dubin warming up.

So we're just throwing all our middle relief in a 1-1 game?

Cool. Cool.

One more game before the all star break, all hands on deck 

[runthebone 7875]

Espada must have bet on this game

[HtownHorn 14320]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Espada must have bet on this game

Getting pointers from wulaw no less.

[David Dennison 17754]

Well I'll be damned.

Well done.

[tx 3 putt 75226]

Dubin !!!!

now get the f’n lead 

[Limp Brisket 529]

Living dangerously.

[Dutchrudder 10976]

Wow, nice one by Dubin. 

[HtownHorn 14320]

Let’s try to not load the bases in this inning.

[patrickdrinksbeer 787]

nice.

[HtownHorn 14320]

Ump tired of the Rangers walking, I guess.

[Dutchrudder 10976]

This game is setting up for a Jake Meyers walk off homer...

[HtownHorn 14320]

Great throw and tag by Diaz and Altuve.

[runthebone 7875]

Holy fuck.  We need to walk them off now

[Hammerin Hank 1207]

That was an amazing throw by Yainer! Let’s get the bats going, and go get a win !

[HtownHorn 14320]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

This game is setting up for a Jake Meyers walk off homer...

He makes a productive out in his last AB the game is over.

Edited July 13 by HtownHorn

[UTexasFight 9292]

Pena has seen a lot of pitches this game 

 

end it here 

[Dutchrudder 10976]

10 pitch at-bat for Pena. Probably would have been 3 if this guy had a decent slider.

[UTexasFight 9292]

Oh boy.

0-2…

sorry jake

maybe next time 

[Dutchrudder 10976]

At least they got Chas up, even if they don't win here starting with Altuve in the 10th is much better. 

[UTexasFight 9292]

Dubon feet looking like scheffler on that first pitch 

[runthebone 7875]

We have walked 9 this game

So far

[David Dennison 17754]

That's about as close as it gets. 

[UTexasFight 9292]

Just now, runthebone said:

We have walked 9 this game

So far

Rangers are 1 for their last  17 with RISP

 

Welcome to our April/may 

[perfectchaos007 6534]

New York probably went with the call on the field

First base ump sucks balls

Edited July 13 by perfectchaos007

[runthebone 7875]

So Cabbage will be the runner

[HtownHorn 14320]

Go sit down Dubon. Holy cow, there is no reason to get thrown out over that call.

[David Dennison 17754]

Doobie with some spirit. I like it.

[HtownHorn 14320]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

So Cabbage will be the runner

Upgrade over Dubon.

[UTexasFight 9292]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Rangers are 1 for their last  17 with RISP

 

Welcome to our April/may 

Aarrrrghhh

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

I knew it. Let’s go Altuve. First pitch walk off. Seen it recently.

Wow. One of those days.

[David Dennison 17754]

We're really giving it our all.

[runthebone 7875]

Shitty

[Dutchrudder 10976]

Yikes, not the way we planned it 

[Mitch Hedberg 2087]

Tough one to lose. Deserved to lose but deserved to win. 

[David Dennison 17754]

That was just awful.

[UTPhil2006 3767]

A fucking dog in heat could manage this team better 

[tx 3 putt 75226]

Fuck me

win the series tomorrow 

[n64ra 1072]

I hate the Rangers

[IDIOTsavant 8421]

43 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Go sit down Dubon. Holy cow, there is no reason to get thrown out over that call.

He was right though. Looks like enough to overturn it to me.

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20 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He was right though. Looks like enough to overturn it to me.

he was 100% in the right and perfectly fine to say it / get thrown out in a July game

hopefully We come out pissed off tomorrow and head into the all star break with a W 

and another series win 

[HtownHorn 14320]

Another game where our manager doesn't understand that you play for the tie when you are the home team, because you always get the last AB. I don't give a shit it was Altuve, he should have bunted the runner the 3rd to put pressure on the Rangers to make a defensive play to keep the tying run from scoring.

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